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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Dude, can you imagine the high quality tail that Leatherface there pulls?

 

the shirt distracts from his face

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Dude, can you imagine the high quality tail that Leatherface there pulls?

I heart Jo:

 

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

THE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBEST MOTHER FUCKERS ALIVE !!!!!!!

 

I'd bet a paycheck, we have posters here that have donated to her campaign hahaha

I liked her better when she was explaining positraction in the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

18 hours ago, Mole said:

I’m teaching a world music class this semester. We’ve been looking at music in religious practices and have checked out some pretty wild ones. Next time I teach the class I need to look into a snake handling service - all those cymbals.

I wonder what happened to all those guys. I bet half of them moved to Texas and their grandkids sell real estate.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Pussy ain’t cheap !

 

The wild women, the rippin’ and the tearin’

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

What does he care if we destroy christianity?

2 hours ago, Satchel said:
  • Gov. Glenn Youngkin shut down a "critical race theory" complaint line because not enough parents were sending in tips. 
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Yeah, we can’t have any of that.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Eric doesn’t know the meaning of the word “cognizant.”

Pussy ain’t cheap !
 

lol

That portly poorly dressed troglodyte has always been chintzy and gross. He’s grasping for someone to blame that he has to bribe women to spend time with him.

Fuck him and his shitty blouse and his cut-rate spray tan and his passé bouffant hair.

The biggest mistake was not crushing these people from the start. Giving them even more of a platform was the absolute worst choice. There is no reason that people like pillow guy, kraken lady, Eastman, etc should not have been executed as traitors. Free speech is not free.

The Lord our God hasn't talked to us in 2000+ years.  And guess what?  You are going to die having never heard him or his son speak to you.  You will die alone, I promise you with every fiber of my being.  I am a man of faith but please know you will never, ever see the end of times.  You will die alone having never felt the hand of God.  In fact, if you want to speed up the process and kill yourself, we'd all appreciate it.  I promise I'll vote in your stead ;)   

The Lord our God hasn't talked to us in 2000+ years.  And guess what?  You are going to die having never heard him or his son speak to you.  You will die alone, I promise you with every fiber of my being.  I am a man of faith but please know you will never, ever see the end of times.  You will die alone having never felt the hand of God.  In fact, if you want to speed up the process and kill yourself, we'd all appreciate it.  I promise I'll vote in your stead [emoji6]   

Sucker. God talks to me all the time. He says you’re fooked.
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


complete idiots 

Self sufficient if we’re not counting the government checks most of these dipshits live off of. 

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As Christians, our faith teaches us everyone is created in God’s image and commands us to love one another. As Americans, we value our system of government and the good that can be accomplished in our constitutional democracy. Today, we are concerned about a persistent threat to both our religious communities and our democracy — Christian nationalism.

Christian nationalism seeks to merge Christian and American identities, distorting both the Christian faith and America’s constitutional democracy. Christian nationalism demands Christianity be privileged by the State and implies that to be a good American, one must be Christian. It often overlaps with and provides cover for white supremacy and racial subjugation. We reject this damaging political ideology and invite our Christian brothers and sisters to join us in opposing this threat to our faith and to our nation…

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20 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


That portly poorly dressed troglodyte has always been chintzy and gross. He’s grasping for someone to blame that he has to bribe women to spend time with him.

Fuck him and his shitty blouse and his cut-rate spray tan and his passé bouffant hair.

I hope for your sake that this isn't your first bit of dialogue in a Romantic Comedy that ends with a wedding.


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On 11/4/2022 at 7:12 PM, Bama Chick said:


lol

That portly poorly dressed troglodyte has always been chintzy and gross. He’s grasping for someone to blame that he has to bribe women to spend time with him.

Fuck him and his shitty blouse and his cut-rate spray tan and his passé bouffant hair.

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This explains a lot.

Actually, these things I've laughed at are no longer funny to me. The juggernaut is absurd and morbidly stupid, but it's danger it's not diminished. It's a tsunami of trash that's already sucking all the water off the beach.

 

"Jesus Is My Savior"

"Fuck Biden"

Which other Oompa-Loompa covered her shift at the Wonka Factory on January 6th?  

40 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Jesus Is My Savior"

"Fuck Biden"

If only we knew what Jesus (supposedly) said about how we should treat our enemies. 

We came out of the grocery store yesterday and a car was parked up front with a homemade Fuck Biden sign taped to door window…. Good Lord.  I know Fuck Trump signs were out there but pretty sure not at the level these Trumpanzees have gone with FB. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Welcome to the party, pal.

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Start with the people who have the cops blue line America Flag.

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Start with the people who have the cops blue line America Flag.

Yep, the ONLY people I see desecrating the flag are magas, cop apologists and redneck nazis.  

Fake reverence for a symbol while they desecrate the Constitution it represents. 

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