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17 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Buy that kid a sewing machine.

 

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Pretty accurate

 

 

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2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Lol wut. Green uniform?  Why are they upset?

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why are they upset?

Because they were told to be upset.

18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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Looks like how Brandi Love will look when she's 70.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lol wut. Green uniform?  Why are they upset?

No shit, its not like he showed up in a tan suit...

44 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Looks like how Brandi Love will look when she's 70.

How fucking dare you 

On Wednesday, 28 House Republicans voted against the Respect for Child Survivors Act. The bi-partisan bill, introduced in the wake of the failure to investigate Larry Nassar and the botched job performed by the FBI when they did investigate, passed the House 385-28. Of course usual suspects like Boebert and Greene were among the dissenters.

A little about the bill:

https://www.coons.senate.gov/news/press-releases/senators-coons-colleagues-bill-to-improve-fbi-child-victim-protocols-passes-house
 

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Senators Coons, colleagues bill to improve FBI child victim protocols passes House

DECEMBER 22, 2022

WASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Senators Chris Coons (D-Del.), John Cornyn (R-Texas), Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), and Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.) released the following statements after the Respect for Child Survivors Act, a bill developed in response to the FBI’s mishandling of the Larry Nassar investigation, passed the House. The bill, now headed to the President’s desk, would improve the treatment of FBI child victim witnesses by requiring trauma-informed experts to be a part of any interview of a victim who reports child abuse or trafficking to the FBI.

“We have a duty to ensure that survivors and witnesses to sexual assault are heard and respected, especially when they come forward to law enforcement to report abuse,” said Senator Coons. “Unfortunately, mishandled or repeated interviews can too often retraumatize survivors. The bipartisan, bicameral Respect for Child Survivors Act will reduce poorly conducted interviews during investigations of child abuse and sexual exploitation by requiring the FBI to use multidisciplinary teams of trained professionals. I’m proud to see this head to the President’s desk for signature, and I hope it will protect survivors and encourage more to come forward.”

“The FBI has a sworn obligation to protect victims who report child abuse, and that extends to agents’ interviews with vulnerable child witnesses,” said Senator Cornyn. “This legislation requires the FBI to include trauma-informed experts in interviews with victims to ensure they are not retraumatized during the interview process, and I urge President Biden to swiftly sign it into law.”

“I applaud Senator Cornyn’s leadership on this issue to correct an egregious wrong committed by certain FBI agents regarding their treatment of victims of sexual abuse,” said Senator Graham. “Requiring the FBI to use appropriate, tried-and-true methods to interview child victims will help ensure the FBI’s failure in the Nassar case doesn’t happen again. Our legislation makes it clear that we expect better.”

“As we work to support survivors of child sexual abuse and trafficking, we need to provide law enforcement with the training and skills they need to investigate these crimes and help victims,” said Senator Klobuchar. “Our bipartisan legislation will ensure law enforcement officers can partner with child advocacy centers to use the most effective techniques when conducting these critical investigations.”

Here’s the list of House Republicans who opposed the legislation (I haven’t looked into how the Senate voted):

https://twitter.com/TheRealWashedUN/status/1606491389378072577

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14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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Looks like a reject from the Radio City Music Hall High Kick Extravaganza

 

 

McGovern (again) owning these clowns:

 

Stole this from the Chip Roy thread.

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

On Wednesday, 28 House Republicans voted against the Respect for Child Survivors Act.

MAGA GQP:  WE ARE TOUGH ON CRIME

Dems and Republicans: Okay, here’s a bill to better help victims of child sexual abuse!

MAGA GQP:

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In case you were wondering. Yes, Scott Perry of Pennsylvania is a graduate of Penn State. 

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

In case you were wondering. Yes, Scott Perry of Pennsylvania is a graduate of Penn State. 

And as a child, he dreamed of horseplay with Coach Sandusky.

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This was a good one.

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24 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This was a good one.

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Will never not see the penis and balls.

59 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Seasons Greetings

 

 

 

Gee, I wonder what's in that long red box in the background?  

38 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This was a good one.

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don’t buy off the rack 

40 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This was a good one.

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This can't be real.  Santa is carpet bombing the Middle East or dumping dandruff on Trump's head.  Someone forgot "Former" in front of DJT.  He can't still be using the presidential seal.  There is no "Winter White House."  Grumpy Grinch Dickhead tuxedo.  

Clearly the product of a wicked public affairs firm. 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Will never not see the penis and balls.

And the ejaculate.

O cum all ye faithful. 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

This can't be real.  Santa is carpet bombing the Middle East or dumping dandruff on Trump's head.  Someone forgot "Former" in front of DJT.  He can't still be using the presidential seal.  There is no "Winter White House."  Grumpy Grinch Dickhead tuxedo.  

Clearly the product of a wicked public affairs firm. 

And didn't even get the year right...

On 12/24/2022 at 10:37 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

 

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I like how whoever typed that list went all e.e.cummings with it. Are we whispering the names but shouting the states?

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This was a good one.

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Never seen this before. I assume it’s from last year. Regardless, Trump is a dickhead.

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Will never not see the penis and balls.

 

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So John is still getting residuals from the Duke of Hazzard or have they run out and he's now doing rounds on the alt-right "news" channels in order to  make some cash? 

Tip of the hat to underminer, cross posting this tweet here:

Sure is strange how the GQP and trump's negotiating strategy is the same as russia's....

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42 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Tip of the hat to underminer, cross posting this tweet here:

Sure is strange how the GQP and trump's negotiating strategy is the same as russia's....

To be fair, both Trump and Putin attended the same negotiating workshop at the Wichita Airport Sheraton years ago.  The plenary sessions were boring but the breakout panel with Pol Pot and Edie Amin was very interesting and they had warm cookies in the back.  

To be fair, both Trump and Putin attended the same negotiating workshop at the Wichita Airport Sheraton years ago.  The plenary sessions were boring but the breakout panel with Pol Pot and Edie Amin was very interesting and they had warm cookies in the back.  

You are so full of shit.

The go-to conference hotel in Wichita is the Hyatt.
14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

To be fair, both Trump and Putin attended the same negotiating workshop at the Wichita Airport Sheraton years ago.  The plenary sessions were boring but the breakout panel with Pol Pot and Edie Amin was very interesting and they had warm cookies in the back.  

Edie?

Yeah, Steve Lawrence's other daughter.  Idi's god-daughter, too.  Talk to my spell check man, you're like a damn Kumon tutor with the spelling quotes.  

I don’t know where to post this. But since this party supports Domestic Terrorism 
 

 

Obviously the work of Antifa.  It's all there in their training manual, "Power Substations, Generalisimo Francisco Franco, and You!" 

6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I did not expect the Dukes of Hazzard Inquisition.

 Steve Earle did a better job of describing moonshine running in a 3-4 minute song than Dukes of Hazzard did in 147 episodes over 7 years.

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 Steve Earle did a better job of describing moonshine running in a 3-4 minute song than Dukes of Hazzard did in 147 episodes over 7 years.

Great song. I hear tell he went a little heavy on the yeast, but great song.

Now I have "Copperhead Road" burning through my head on what is probably a 24 hour earworm.

Thanks!

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Now I have "Copperhead Road" burning through my head on what is probably a 24 hour earworm.

Thanks!

For "Devil's Right Hand" I recommend the Webb Wilder treatment:

 

 Steve Earle did a better job of describing moonshine running in a 3-4 minute song than Dukes of Hazzard did in 147 episodes over 7 years.

Counterpoint: Copperhead Road contains no images of Catherine Bach’s ass in cutoff shorts. Point to the Dukes.
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