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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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On 6/18/2023 at 9:24 AM, Brisketexan said:


Again, chapter eleven billion in Brisket kicking himself for not getting in in scamming these gullible morons. Enrich myself. Destroy the lives of people who are trying to wreck the republic. Win-win.

First thing I'm doing when I get my DeLorean. 

 

18 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Holiday competitor 🤣 🤣 what in the actual fuck? This bitch should have to work on New Years Day. 

On 6/18/2023 at 8:43 PM, Brisketexan said:


And thus condemned to being a long-term incel.

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1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Trump Doral you say? Anything else served there @Bozo_Casanova?

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19 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

It's weird. It seems like the same people who get mad at Juneteenth

Also complain that they can't say the N-word

Or scream All Lives Matter

Or want to abolish the Voting Rights Act

Or argue the Civil War was about State's Rights 

It's like there's some underlying theme there

 

I'm actually shocked this topic didn't come up while I was at my Dad's this weekend. People will literally complain about anything.

Last night I was watching the CWS (fuck you Wake) and drinking a michelob ultra in a koozee.  Don't judge me.  But my MIL walks by and asks, "are you drinking a Bud Light?"

I casually answered, "no, it's a Michelob Ultra", but a few seconds later I realized she was trying to bring up the Bud Light right wing nonsense.  I wish I had realized it at the moment and told her, "yes, absolutely", but the moment had passed.

It must be really sad to walk around with right wing bullshit talking points and outrage memos constantly running through your mind.

Last night I was watching the CWS (fuck you Wake) and drinking a michelob ultra in a koozee.  Don't judge me.  But my MIL walks by and asks, "are you drinking a Bud Light?"
I casually answered, "no, it's a Michelob Ultra", but a few seconds later I realized she was trying to bring up the Bud Light right wing nonsense.  I wish I had realized it at the moment and told her, "yes, absolutely", but the moment had passed.
It must be really sad to walk around with right wing bullshit talking points and outrage memos constantly running through your mind.
It's a disease. Every single aspect of your life must now be hyper analyzed to determine if there's some obscure reason to be upset about something. It's pure insanity.

We took BBQ over to my folks' house on Sunday for Dad's day.  Everyone was having a good time catching up for a couple of hours until their terribly behaved dog started jumping up on my 11yo.  First thing my dad says before reprimanding the dog is "just like Biden...sniffing all over young girls."  I just glanced at my wife and she knew it was time to go.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

We took BBQ over to my folks' house on Sunday for Dad's day.  Everyone was having a good time catching up for a couple of hours until their terribly behaved dog started jumping up on my 11yo.  First thing my dad says before reprimanding the dog is "just like Biden...sniffing all over young girls."  I just glanced at my wife and she knew it was time to go.

wtf

We took BBQ over to my folks' house on Sunday for Dad's day.  Everyone was having a good time catching up for a couple of hours until their terribly behaved dog started jumping up on my 11yo.  First thing my dad says before reprimanding the dog is "just like Biden...sniffing all over young girls."  I just glanced at my wife and she knew it was time to go.
That's exactly something my brother would say thinking it was hilarious.
19 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Last night I was watching the CWS (fuck you Wake) and drinking a michelob ultra in a koozee.  Don't judge me.  But my MIL walks by and asks, "are you drinking a Bud Light?"

I casually answered, "no, it's a Michelob Ultra", but a few seconds later I realized she was trying to bring up the Bud Light right wing nonsense.  I wish I had realized it at the moment and told her, "yes, absolutely", but the moment had passed.

It must be really sad to walk around with right wing bullshit talking points and outrage memos constantly running through your mind.

P. Manning was drinking a bud light at the Tenn. CWS game and it was caught on camera and people were losing their minds.  at least per a Twitter post i saw.

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11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
We took BBQ over to my folks' house on Sunday for Dad's day.  Everyone was having a good time catching up for a couple of hours until their terribly behaved dog started jumping up on my 11yo.  First thing my dad says before reprimanding the dog is "just like Biden...sniffing all over young girls."  I just glanced at my wife and she knew it was time to go.

That's exactly something my brother would say thinking it was hilarious.

The Right is getting better at comedy! 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

It must be really sad to walk around with right wing bullshit talking points and outrage memos constantly running through your mind.

56 minutes ago, Okie State said:

It's a disease. Every single aspect of your life must now be hyper analyzed to determine if there's some obscure reason to be upset about something. It's pure insanity.

It absolutely is a mental illness, and right-wing politicians and talking heads/influencers not only know it, but are happy to take advantage of it.

On 6/19/2023 at 9:48 PM, Willfully Horn said:

 Not in my day. Argyle only offered education through ninth grade. Carter was President when I went to the Jesuit hs in Dallas.

hello fellow Ranger. Class of '97 here!

Someone from the Dems should immediately move to censure George Santos.  Get that hypocrisy on record.

so does that actually mean anything or is that equivalent of getting a writeup in class?

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so does that actually mean anything or is that equivalent of getting a writeup in class?

To the gqp, it’s a glorious victory. But it’s the same victory of my 2 year old going pee pee in the potty 

9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so does that actually mean anything or is that equivalent of getting a writeup in class?

It means the clowns wasted more of your time and money 

On 6/19/2023 at 10:24 AM, Brisketexan said:

There's good money in the "being a sellout" grift.

Signed, 

Diamond (or Silk...whichever one of them is still alive)

 

Well,  it does get you a nice necklace.  

 

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There's a 12+ year age difference there.  But which one would you guess has been spitroasted the most?  And I don't mean intellectually...

 

What in the flying flag fuck is the context behind that photo that’s gonna keep Freddie Krueger from falling asleep tonight?  

These Karen’s are domestic terrorists …

 

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At least iron the package folds out of those made in China Amazon flags you stupid cunt. 

On 6/19/2023 at 1:59 PM, Pancho said:

 

Yeah none of that shit worked in Texas.  The reason Juneteenth was a thing in Texas because it happened a year or two (my memory is hazy) after all that other shit happened, and it was because the government rode in with troops to fucking enforce the end of slavery.  Had they not done that, Texas would've kept right on slaving despite the 13th amendment.  So this person can fuck right off.

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Kudos to whoever was holding that microphone because when she went on the rant about Jews and the holocaust and wondering why Juneteenth was a thing...........it would be all I could do to not tell her, "Actually, they did ask for their own month.  That's what Jewteenth is." 

And then also, look at her shirt/mumu.  "So you're saying you 'Grimace' when you hear about the Blacks having all these things just for them?"  I mean, it's right fucking there.  I mean, c'mon.  Is the simulation even trying anymore?  

18 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Schiff is fundraising like a motherfucker off this. I've gotten multiple texts and emails since last night. 

House Rs going for another draconian abortion ban, expunging Trump’s impeachments and entitlement cuts

They….they don’t want to win in 2024 I guess 

oh so like she's literally like, "I'd like to speak with the House Manager, please."  Okay, Karen.  I mean, Elise.  

On 6/19/2023 at 9:08 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I think making it a federal holiday has helped with awareness and celebration. 

Yes. Suggesting it's racially divisive is to suggest that maybe Emancipation was a bad idea that we feel bad about instead of being the most obvious first move by the US to legally end slavery which all should celebrate.

You want to talk about a racially divisive holiday set near one we should all unify about, let's talk about Texas Confederate Heroes Day being the same week as MLK day. That's an iron grip on the Confederate cause and pride in rebellion laid beside the memory of a man who sought peaceful ways of change. Of course, we killed him for it, but hey, he got a holiday named for him!

I love watching grown adults throw tantrums when they find out Confederate Santa isn't real

That was some of the worst bleeping of bad words I’ve ever seen.

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On 5/14/2023 at 8:11 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Maybe he should have Morgan Wallen playing in the background

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3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'd have kicked the living shit out of that cunt. 

He pretty much kicked his own ass. 

"Have a nice day" and "Jesus loves you" were excellent.

Still, I'm finding harder and harder to laugh at this shit. That dickwad was operating with complete confidence in his opinions. He views them as facts because he heard 'em on the radio or the TV! He truly feels he is facing off with enemies of his country.

Also, my friend, he is not the type to settle things like the over-manly persona he likes to project. Step up to him and you're likely dealing with a gun-nut anxious for his opportunity to stand his ground and kill a commie for Christ. 

They are playing at war. The relatively civilized notion of having a non-lethal fight to vent anger and then go your separate ways is dead. He'd pull the trigger and be applauded by a very large plurality of anti-republic fascists.

 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

They are playing at war. The relatively civilized notion of having a non-lethal fight to vent anger and then go your separate ways is dead. He'd pull the trigger and be applauded by a very large plurality of anti-republic fascists.

There's going to be continuing rounds of fuck around and find out over the next several years.  It's not pretty.  I don't think it will be huge in volume, but it will happen.

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