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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Wtf? Kirsten Dunst is so far out of Taylor’s league I’m shocked to see them mentioned together. That’s a first. 

Wait, "out of Taylor's league" in which direction?  My kid's guinea pig thinks Kirsten's teeth are jacked up.

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I'd like every man comparing Taylor and Kirsten itt to post a selfie with their teeth showing so we can judge them as a group. TIA

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Lolno, I'm not a big TS fan, but at least she has decent teeth.

 

Taylor has no ass, no curves, and a chipmunk face that’s hidden behind about a quarter inch of makeup. I figure that’s why she can’t keep a boyfriend. Sooner or later they see her without her makeup.

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

GOP money woes may continue - no Adelson (dead) and now no Thiel.  Trump is sucking up 2024 money as it is for his legal bills and not sharing it with any downballot candidates.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2023/11/peter-thiel-2024-election-politics-investing-life-views/675946/?utm_campaign=one-story-to-read-today&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20231109&lctg=64809877bc12162ddc0722d9&utm_term=One Story to Read Today

 

Does that include JD Vance?

2 hours ago, safe sex said:

I'd like every man comparing Taylor and Kirsten itt to post a selfie with their teeth showing so we can judge them as a group. TIA

OK, I'll go first:

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, "out of Taylor's league" in which direction?  My kid's guinea pig thinks Kirsten's teeth are jacked up.

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2 hours ago, safe sex said:

I'd like every man comparing Taylor and Kirsten itt to post a selfie with their teeth showing so we can judge them as a group. TIA

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12 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

The front direction

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How any of you are looking at her teeth is beyond me.  

8 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Thiel is not a good person so he's not an honest person. I don't believe him.

I read a bit of the interview and kind of believe it, but you have to have some context - he's pissed that Trump and Co. were incompetent in getting things he wanted done, done, and he's pissed that other Republicans aren't bending the knee to him, and so it's wasted money to him.  I don't know if he talked about or has thought about the fact that plenty of Republicans will happily take his money while despising his sexuality, and working against it, but I'd imagine that some of them being obsessed with making life miserable for people like him has to play a small part.  He probably thought that with his money, he should be able to get more respect.

He will make another run at getting his agenda pushed through.  He's devious enough to realize that he can probably apply a lot more pressure from the outside, if he starts threatening them in the primaries or general with third parties. That will get their attention.

 

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I don’t think we have a Jigsaw thread so here’s where I’m dumping Laura Loomer idiocy:

On 11/10/2023 at 12:12 PM, safe sex said:

I'd like every man comparing Taylor and Kirsten itt to post a selfie with their teeth showing so we can judge them as a group. TIA

 

23 hours ago, DixonHur said:

The front direction

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2 hours ago, Covri said:

 

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Jeff Daniels needs a lot more comedic roles.

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Jeff Daniels needs a lot more comedic roles.

I thought he was hilarious in Gettysburg 

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

I thought he was hilarious in Gettysburg 

Meme Lol GIF by ALL SEEING EYES

Can't argue with this logic

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The dumb fucks can't help themselves, and I'm here for it.  I hope the DNC has somebody collecting all of the batshittery for campaign ads next year.

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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Can't argue with this logic
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Is he volunteering? Because there’s some shit I need taken care of and I don’t want to pay for it. Literally.
On 11/11/2023 at 12:49 PM, tx 3 putt said:


 

"I hit the MLK dummy! Can I be white now?

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Can't argue with this logic

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Cotton in the South 40 needs some choppin, Loy.

On 11/11/2023 at 12:35 PM, C-Man said:

I don’t think we have a Jigsaw thread so here’s where I’m dumping Laura Loomer idiocy:
 

 

Negged for dragging the great Jimmy Cagney into this. 

7 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

"I hit the MLK dummy! Can I be white now?

This seems appropriot. (Warning: Slightly NSFW.)

 

13 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Can't argue with this logic

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So I went Googling on this because I wanted to share with an anti-GQP/Trump text group I'm in with my wife and a couple of her friends. This appears to be from 2010. He hasn't served in public office since 2012. So much current to hang these clowns with -- we don't need to muddy the waters with old material.

10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

He's an old man.  Cut him some slack, and do NOT judge him on his choice of prostitutes.

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

She's like the dumb fucking MAGA idiots that do the "Let's Go Brandon" thing because they are too chicken-shit to come out and say "Fuck Joe Biden", so they do this instead because they think they are being cute.

Or she hates Jair Bolsonaro.  That is a possibility.

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 


fuck that cunt. I wish nothing but ill will on her 

Fuck Ja Broni

Considering she's fornicated with Donald, I think it's an appropriate gift.  If you understand Jabroni slang. 

Judges would have also accepted Fuck John Brump

 

Also, all I saw gleaning headlines was "Trump Dead at 86" this morning while still half-asleep.  And read Barry as Burry.  My first instinct was literally to google where to get Narcan so I could start figuring out where/when I could buy serious drugs today.  Obviously it was his sister, who seemed like a decent person and good judge by all accounts.  But in all seriousness, my gut reaction was to buy narcan, then buy drugs, then pretend I have a work trip to take, and go on some bender somewhere.  

 

36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's like the dumb fucking MAGA idiots that do the "Let's Go Brandon" thing because they are too chicken-shit to come out and say "Fuck Joe Biden", so they do this instead because they think they are being cute.

Or she hates Jair Bolsonaro.  That is a possibility.

Or Joe bossamana

Or J.B. (Smoove)

Gotta get in that ass, Larry!  Tear shit up! 

On 11/10/2023 at 12:34 PM, pacman said:

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Feels like this should be getting more play, if real.  Is it real?

34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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30 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

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also, he means - single women and college students shouldn’t be allowed to vote 

39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
 

also, he means - single women and college students shouldn’t be allowed to vote 

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On 11/9/2023 at 7:30 PM, Blotto said:

my apologies to all the swifties on the thread. i meant no offense. please dont hunt me down and kill me. 

I for one welcome our new swifty overlords.

Well this seems about right.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/former-qanon-shaman-jacob-chansley-congress-arizona/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=247942417

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Former "QAnon Shaman" apparently running for Congress

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Jacob Chansley, the spear-carrying rioter whose horned fur hat, bare chest and face paint made him one of the more recognizable figures in the Jan. 6, 2021, assault on the U.S. Capitol apparently aspires to be a member of Congress. Online paperwork shows the 35-year-old Chansley filed a candidate statement of interest Thursday, indicating he wants to run as a Libertarian in next year's election for Arizona's 8th Congressional District seat.

 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

indicating he wants to run as a Libertarian in next year's election for Arizona's 8th Congressional District seat.

Oh no, please don't split the vote in a district a Dem can win with a plurality.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well this seems about right.

It's baby steps. For him, he was all in on the GOP, then grew disillusioned once he saw the inner-workings of it and how they don't give a shit and would happily let him rot in jail, and so he's now in the libertarian phase of his life.  By the time he's 40, he'll be staying home and not voting, and by the time he's 45, he'll be voting for Democrats.

Still a piece of shit who couldn't carry Gary Payton's jock strap if you gifted him a motorized wheelbarrow. 

 

Still a piece of shit who couldn't carry Gary Payton's jock strap if you gifted him a motorized wheelbarrow. 
 
He has a point, when I think RFK Jr., I immediately think "intelligence off the charts. "

And when I think of John Stockton, I immediately think "mentally assisted."  

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