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9 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

You need a QB with moxie to win it all . . . .

Please don't say that in front of a mirror two more times, we don't need that guy running around here.

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  • immamac
    immamac

    86 page game thread. Sick. You guys like the header image?

  • ATXbronco
    ATXbronco

    Caldwell got the victory kneel down

  • Richard Kimball
    Richard Kimball

    Just wanna pop in and say I don't wanna hear shit about meaningless bowl games! Longhorns WON, played while Oklahoma and aggy were sitting on the couch, and beat Michigan! Texas FIGHT!

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That was a pretty enjoyable experience. Exactly what you want from a bowl game. Offense was great. Defense held up. 4 turnovers.

21 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

Seemed to get rolled on the sideline and had to be helped to the locker room.

Yikes. That's not good. Hopefully it's just a sprain and some rest will help with healing. Two of our WR's got hurt, which is not good, but thankfully we had some frosh step up to show their talent, and Manning has his legs.

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I hate that this dude shits all over Texas on every other SEC team’s podcasts and shows

Yeah fuck that guy. He's on texags every week talking shit about Texas.

Tbh, I'm actually surprised at myself for predicting that we would win by a TD or more, especially how the game kept going back and forth. For whatever reason we went from a first half team the first four seasons, to now being a second half team that we no longer have to complain about in the third quarter. You can see the talent we have, and it was great seeing then play against their peers. Umeozulu, Simmons, Ty Smith, Black, Phillips, Mack, Roberson, Littleton, etc all showed out on defense. Offensively Arch is absolutely the truth, and if we are going after Cam Coleman like the Burnt Orange Nation article suggests, it should be an easy decision. We need help with WR because we cannot have Wingo dropping 8 passes a season and expect to win a NC.

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"It sure felt good kicking OU's ass in Dallas, it felt good kicking A&M's ass in DKR, and it sure felt good tonight kicking Michigan's ass." - Steve Sarkisian

All you chuckle fucks are welcome. Having seen enough shit-tastic football. I went to the gym with Texas up 30-27. They then promptly rattled off multiple turnovers and points. This was my sacrifice to the masses of cock goblins on this site so you’d all be happy before you get blackout drunk and try to finger bang the fattest girl at the bar

The End.

Sark: Portal opens Jan 2. Lot of work to do. Pleasure kicking Aggies ass, kicking ou's ass and tonight kicking Michigan's ass.

10 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Special Shout-out to satya, Greenspoint, and the usual suspects doing their game thread thing one last time. What a way to end the year.

If someone has the time, they should go back and quote all of Greenspoints’ bitchassness in this thread into one post. That level of vaginal hemorrhaging would have killed a lesser human being

Sark said it was awesome "kicking OU's ass in Dallas, kicking aggys ass at DKR and kicking Michigan's ass". He seems reinvigorated.

This game and this team reminds me of some of the 05-10 teams. Solid players all around the roster, generally beating most quality opponents. With Arch in there I now feel more confident than I have since VY / Colt that we've got a guy who's going to give us a chance in every game, even when it's tight in the fourth.

2 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

"It sure felt good kicking OU's ass in Dallas, it felt good kicking A&M's ass in DKR, and it sure felt good tonight kicking Michigan's ass." - Steve Sarkisian

Sark seems ready to weaponize the portal and truly be ready for a '26 run.

So I'll posit was it better to be aggy or OU and make the playoff and get embarrassed or be us and beat both of them and get to 10 wins beating a helmet school in a fun fucking bowl game?

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24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I hate that this dude shits all over Texas on every other SEC team’s podcasts and shows

Let be absolutely clear, fuck the SEC. The only flag we carry is burnt orange.

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3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Sark said it was awesome "kicking OU's ass in Dallas, kicking aggys ass at DKR and kicking Michigan's ass". He seems reinvigorated.

He got the paternity results

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16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You don't but jesus christ this has been beaten to fucking death so at this point you're just being a pedantic, tiresome unoriginal motherfucker.

That job is taken!

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

So I'll posit was it better to be aggy or OU and make the playoff and get embarrassed or be us and beat both of them and get to 10 wins beating a helmet school in a fun fucking bowl game?

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6 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

"It sure felt good kicking OU's ass in Dallas, it felt good kicking A&M's ass in DKR, and it sure felt good tonight kicking Michigan's ass." - Steve Sarkisian

Give the man another extension

Just now, immamac said:

let’s calm down.

Let us enjoy the moment, aggy overlord

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Sark said it was awesome "kicking OU's ass in Dallas, kicking aggys ass at DKR and kicking Michigan's ass". He seems reinvigorated.

Please post the live video of this. I would love to hear it.

Any Texas fan with half a brain knew our defense was going to be on their own journey tonight, down 6 starters and only having two scholarship linebackers one of which barely played this year. If Michigan were not coached by a man named Biff they would have run the ball 60 times tonight and could have even won the game. Instead, they decided to air it out with a below average QB against our strength (pass rush and secondary).

Sark knew Arch was going to have to win the game and he cut him loose. Taking deep shots on the reg and carrying the ball like it was the Vince Young era.

One coaching staff came in knowing what they needed to do to win while the other had no clue what they were doing. Ball game - Good Guys. And it feels good to see Sark beat Michigan - a predominantly running based offense, wothout a functioning run defense. Now let’s all go get Fed up it’s 2026!

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So I'll posit was it better to be aggy or OU and make the playoff and get embarrassed or be us and beat both of them and get to 10 wins beating a helmet school in a fun fucking bowl game?

Both are bad options, but I HATE losing to rivals so I guess I would pick our path over theirs.

41 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

Any word on Mosley? I assume not but god damn what a loss if he is hurt long term.

Next game is in September. Barring a torn Achilles or all three knee ligaments getting shredded he should be back, right? I’m not a doctor but have had a few cold beers.

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So I'll posit was it better to be aggy or OU and make the playoff and get embarrassed or be us and beat both of them and get to 10 wins beating a helmet school in a fun fucking bowl game?

I know which team I’d rather be going into 2026. That’s for sure

In addition to several nice runs, Clark seemed like a reliable blocker in pass protection too.

Michigan came ready to play but so did the Horns! Manning was the MVP and its not close, he won the game with his passing and rushing, including the dagger 50 yard TD run. CFP committee screwed this team over with their basic W/L based selections instead of favoring strong schedule and wins. But Horns did drop 3 games and were not among the top 4 best teams this year. 2026 should be a different story \m/

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Link to presser?

He was on with Craig Way but the stupid LHN didn't have anything. Maybe tomorrow.

1 hour ago, naija said:

something has to be done about the state of reffing.

It's horrifically bad and the bias shows constantly. This game should have been 52 to 20 with A) fair/competent refereeing and B) if Niblet doesn't fumble.

Maybe Sark is seeing the light. I saw him arguing more than in the past. you have to be on these incompetent fucks(read insurance salesmen) from the first whistle to the gun or you will get run over by their bias and stupidity. If Sark thinks ANY ref crew is going to give Texas a fair shake he is stupid and deserves to get fucked.

Man, Pringles Junior really missed out not playing in the Cheez It bowl.

It's horrifically bad and the bias shows constantly. This game should have been 52 to 20 with A) fair/competent refereeing and B) if Niblet doesn't fumble.
Maybe Sark is seeing the light. I saw him arguing more than in the past. you have to be on these incompetent fucks(read insurance salesmen) from the first whistle to the gun or you will get run over by their bias and stupidity. If Sark thinks ANY ref crew is going to give Texas a fair shake he is stupid and deserves to get fucked.

This was the worst year of collegiate officiating I've ever seen. Makes you appreciate the consistency of NFL refs.
10 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

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Getting your ass kicked in round 1 is better after not winning a single thing? Didn't beat your rival. Didn't win the SEC. We at least have a Cheez-it filled trophy to take home. All OU has is meth and aggy has sheep to fuck.

I saw that as a nice preview for next season. I liked most of it. The penalties need to calm their tits. Beyond that, the kids are alright. Hookem and happy new year, y'all.

17 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

before you get blackout drunk and try to finger bang the fattest girl at the bar

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4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

It's horrifically bad and the bias shows constantly. This game should have been 52 to 20 with A) fair/competent refereeing and B) if Niblet doesn't fumble.

Maybe Sark is seeing the light. I saw him arguing more than in the past. you have to be on these incompetent fucks(read insurance salesmen) from the first whistle to the gun or you will get run over by their bias and stupidity. If Sark thinks ANY ref crew is going to give Texas a fair shake he is stupid and deserves to get fucked.

I don't know if it's bias, or they are just bad. It's not just our game. You see it in multiple games.

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I saw that as a nice preview for next season. I liked most of it. The penalties need to calm their tits. Beyond that, the kids are alright. Hookem and happy new year, y'all.

If that doesn't show people to go all in on Arch with portal additions then what are we doing?

6 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Michigan came ready to play but so did the Horns! Manning was the MVP and its not close, he won the game with his passing and rushing, including the dagger 50 yard TD run. CFP committee screwed this team over with their basic W/L based selections instead of favoring strong schedule and wins. But Horns did drop 3 games and were not among the top 4 best teams this year. 2026 should be a different story \m/

I will reserve that judgement until after this next round of the playoffs. I think Texas was top 5 for sure. Just dont know where we belong in the pecking order.

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Getting your ass kicked in round 1 is better after not winning a single thing? Didn't beat your rival. Didn't win the SEC. We at least have a Cheez-it filled trophy to take home. All OU has is meth and aggy has sheep to fuck.

They didnt even make a bowl game lol. Just had to finish a season with a home loss and feeling really bad about the direction of their programs haha

19 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

If someone has the time, they should go back and quote all of Greenspoints’ bitchassness in this thread into one post. That level of vaginal hemorrhaging would have killed a lesser human being

Think about your post.

50 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Way just said Arch was not sacked in this game. When the fuck was the last game where our QB wasn't sacked?

He should have been on that 4th-down play where they blitzed six but Arch is an absolute dawg and broke two arm tackles on the way to a first down up the middle.

1 hour ago, ruitxn said:

Sheww.. now we can breathe. I am ready for a nice, long reprieve and rest from Texas Football and so ready for the Muschamp era to begin. Go to work Sark in offseason and gather the troops. Win at the portal. Work your team’s butt off in the offseason. Bring it Arch.

And maybe beat a little discipline into them

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