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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread

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The purple wizard gets our crystal balls dragged across his face today. The curse is broken. Get your horns up.

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Cloudy, high 50’s and low 60’s for the game today. Our guys should be charged up.

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I'm actually confident.

I think we're gonna fuck them up.

I've missed this feeling.

The 8th-level spell Shield of Law is affordable at 3000 gips per scroll and seems fit for purpose (see link above).

Prob the first game this year I’m rolling in thinking we drag our dicks across their chins. 

this has all the making of a trap game. i will be seriously impressed if we handle business today, but not at all surprised if we stumble, turn the ball over four times, and lose. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Prob the first game this year I’m rolling in thinking we drag our dicks across their chins. 

 

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15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

The 8th-level spell Shield of Law is affordable at 3000 gips per scroll and seems fit for purpose (see link above).

DM, I wanna try and fuck the wildcat.

*rolls 20*

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40 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Rape the horses and ride off on their women!!!!

Work up a #6 on them 

35 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

this has all the making of a trap game. i will be seriously impressed if we handle business today, but not at all surprised if we stumble, turn the ball over four times, and lose. 

Way to kill my early morning buzz man.  

31 minutes ago, BERT said:

Work up a #6 on them 

Can't wait for the No. 6 Dance after the game.

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#7 on D bout to fuck shit up

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48 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

this has all the making of a trap game. i will be seriously impressed if we handle business today, but not at all surprised if we stumble, turn the ball over four times, and lose. 

Yes. Thread is balance needed this in. / inner Yoda 

The 8th-level spell Shield of Law is affordable at 3000 gips per scroll and seems fit for purpose (see link above).
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31 minutes ago, Snacks said:

Which Perry's are we watching this at?

Katy

 

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Wizard trying to get some mind games in during pregame

 

39 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Katy

 

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I was going to say something about kstate but I lost my train of thought... 

 

titties

3 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Paging @TreatyOak for the appropriate game day photoshop.

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wizard trying to get some mind games in during pregame

 

Bush league. But where do they put the visiting band? That's the  most important thing!

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wizard trying to get some mind games in during pregame

 

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Hopefully they use this to blow em out. Preferably by 10 points or more.

Just now, hornian said:

Good on Beck. 

And getting in the way and pulling him back from the fight... Keaontay Ingram. That's a good look for them both.

That kstate player looked like a scared little bitch. Backpedaling nearly as fast as his bitch mouth was moving. Love when Beck asked him what number he was.

Good for Beck. Too many years of people trying to punk us.

11 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

I hope they are feeling the same disrespect Mizzou gave out. Let the hate flow

Yup. It seems that every time a team does something pre-game/game week like this, we come out and tax that ass

 

Texas by 21

It's fascinating that a black guy is calling a white guy the n word.  

YOU ARE DEAD WIZARD

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