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There’s not a whinier bunch of pussies on this earth than far-right white people. Even acknowledging the existence of anyone with a tan hurts their feelings. How fucking pathetic. What a bunch of fucking losers.
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Eww gross! When I see pics like this, it makes me feel like I'm being replaced. And then I get really angry and post about it online.
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Wait…does this mean that there’s a plot to replace all of our women with Zendaya clones? Because…I’m listening….
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14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Eww gross! When I see pics like this, it makes me feel like I'm being replaced. And then I get really angry and post about it online.

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She doesn't know how buttons and zippers work!

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17 hours ago, Stilicho said:

I'm failing to see how "spiritual lesbians" is some sort of dig.

Yeah, that's a puzzle.  "Oh no, I love to have sex with women!  Maybe even the naughty stuff!"

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This is so fucking ridiculous. She is literally one of the hottest young females staring in movies currently. So much so, that it makes me feel like an old perv just looking at her,  because she is just too damn young. This is just such a ridiculous notion that she isn't pretty enough, that it makes think this guy has to be trolling. Then I read some of his other posts and it confirmed that he really is just that stupid (IMO). This damn simulation has continued even though it left the rails a long time ago.

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9 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

This is so fucking ridiculous. She is literally one of the hottest young females staring in movies currently. So much so, that it makes me feel like an old perv just looking at her,  because she is just too damn young. This is just such a ridiculous notion that she isn't pretty enough, that it makes think this guy has to be trolling. Then I read some of his other posts and it confirmed that he really is just that stupid (IMO). This damn simulation has continued even though it left the rails a long time ago.

Even funnier to me is the comparison to Sean Young.  There isn't enough crazy on this site to compare to the insanity that is in her head.  It's almost sort of fitting these folks would, without any sense of irony, pick her to lionize.  

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10 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

X is going swimmingly 

10 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Zendaya, a famously ugly person. 

9 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Lulz at throwing shots at Zendaya FFS

1 hour ago, Thrawn said:

This is so fucking ridiculous. She is literally one of the hottest young females staring in movies currently.

None of them seem to be doing very well in the sex department, and for some strange reason, they want everybody to know it.  

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6 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

MomsForLiberty can get fucked. (And sure, would)

Those two were terrible.  They had no real answers, just talking points.

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I mean, I've literally been at a Waffle House by ABIA with @Brisketexan and we wrestled some folks, got into some mild assault, and discussed one of us running for Congress.  But I think the murder thing might be a bridge too far.  But here we are in the simulation.  

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Would Kirk Cameron and Scott Baio just fuck each other already?

also: I rise now to ask is our new band going to be called ‘Spiritual Lesbians’ or ‘Avalanche of Filth’ because SXSw showcases literally start tomorrow.  

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47 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Would Kirk Cameron and Scott Baio just fuck each other already?

Kirk would be a let down for Scott after a teenaged Nicole Eggert.

Also fuck Cameron, Scholastic book fairs were awesome when I was a kid, and they are still awesome for my kids today.  

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Teenaged Nicole Eggert?  Fucking sickie.  

Although she was cast as the nerdy, bland sister.  Josie Davis turned out to be a hot piece of ass later on in life.  

And yeah, I mean I absolutely abhor book bans.  But I understand why it's a stance stupid people are taking because "They Corrupt the Children!"  I get the play.  But going after the fucking Book Fair?  The stalwart of American Public Schools since WWII?  What the fuck?  That's a stupid move even for Kirk Cameron.  How many dollars have gone to teachers&schools from the proceeds from Scholastic Book Fair?  Probably in the hundreds of millions at this point.  How many dollars from Kirk's shitty rapture movie series have gone to teachers&schools?  Zero. To be fair, the movies didn't make any money though.  

And now, in the interest of fair and balanced, a commentary on the inefficiencies of the Scholastic Book Club from my friend Gary:

 

 

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13 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I mean, I've literally been at a Waffle House by ABIA with @Brisketexan and we wrestled some folks, got into some mild assault, and discussed one of us running for Congress.  But I think the murder thing might be a bridge too far.  But here we are in the simulation.  

We did indeed have that discussion.  But I told you I was out because I really am not a big musical theater fan, and it just seems gauche to give someone a handjob during a ballet.  I mean, I presumed that giving public handjobs during some sort of performance was now a requirement of the job - I wasn't wrong about that, was I?

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Well I mean you have a handy to that trucker in the bathroom.  Doing  the same thing as a member of Congress at a broadway play would be a step up, no?

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39 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Are y'all telling me that Kirk Cameron never went for the Gold?  That's a mortal sin for sure.

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Is that George Santos?

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Kirk Cameron dropping his whole “we’re in the end times” schtick because now, Christian Nationalists are grabbing power and flaunting that shit in everyone’s faces, is totally on brand.

Sometimes I wish there was a hell, so I could greet these fucksticks personally upon their arrival. 

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Wasn't sure where to put this but this is where we all point at Ronny Jackson and laugh. Turns out Jackson's name ain't the best in the Navy. Got busted from one-star rear admiral to Captain in 2022.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/07/politics/navy-demoted-ronny-jackson/index.html

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The Navy demoted Rep. Ronny Jackson in 2022 after a scathing report from the Defense Department watchdog found the former White House physician drank on the job, routinely screamed at subordinates and acted inappropriately.

Jackson, who retired in 2019 as a one-star rear admiral, was demoted to the rank of captain, according to two US officials.

Jackson, who served as the top White House physician under President Barack Obama and President Donald Trump, still refers to himself as a retired rear admiral, the rank at which he retired on December 1, 2019. Now a Republican member of Congress, Jackson says on his website that he is a “retired U.S. Navy Rear Admiral with nearly three decades of military service.”

CNN has reached out to Jackson for comment.

“The substantiated allegations in the DoDIG investigation of Rear Adm (lower half) Ronny Jackson are not in keeping with the standards the Navy requires of its leaders and, as such, the Secretary of the Navy took administrative action in July 2022,” said Commander Jacqueline Pau, a Navy spokeswoman.

The Washington Post was first to report the news.

When the Pentagon Inspector General report was first released March 2021, Jackson said it was a politically motivated attack that “resurrected” old allegations against him. He rejected any claims that he drank on the job.

Jackson currently serves as a member of the House of Representatives from Texas, where he sits on the House Armed Services Committee. He has been an ardent Trump supporter.

Then-President Trump nominated Jackson to run the Department of Veterans Affairs, after taking a personal liking to his doctor, who declared Trump in “excellent health” after his 2018 physical exam, despite evidence of heart disease and borderline obesity.

It was after his nomination to lead the VA that allegations of misconduct first emerged, eventually leading to Jackson’s withdrawal from consideration. But he remained in Trump’s White House as a medical adviser before eventually running for a US congressional seat in Texas.

 

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