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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump lies. Constantly. 

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Haha, holy shit, Iran just called 'our' president retarded. Any of you trump fucks tired of winning yet?

 

 

 https://twitter.com/AP/status/1143426734651564033?s=19

 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trumpers also believe he won the general election 

Uh, he did win the General Election.  After he won the Primary, he won the general election.  I don't like him, and I didn't vote for him, but he did win the general election.  

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Haha, holy shit, Iran just called 'our' president retarded. Any of you trump fucks tired of winning yet?

 

A majority of this country agrees with him.

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What could possibly go wrong.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-25/trump-muses-privately-about-ending-postwar-japan-defense-pact

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President Donald Trump has recently mused to confidants about withdrawing from a longstanding defense treaty with Japan, according to three people familiar with the matter, in his latest complaint about what he sees as unfair U.S. security pacts.

Trump regards the accord as too one-sided because it promises U.S. aid if Japan is ever attacked, but doesn’t oblige Japan’s military to come to America’s defense, the people said. The treaty, signed more than 60 years ago, forms the foundation of the alliance between the countries that emerged from World War II.

 

 

Doesn’t Japan get their oil from Iran? I assume that this the background on the discussion that Japan back us in a battle with Iran.

Haha, holy shit, Iran just called 'our' president retarded. Any of you trump fucks tired of winning yet?
 
 
 https://twitter.com/AP/status/1143426734651564033?s=19
 
 
 
 

Well the world respects us again. Would you like your donut glazed, powered, or with sprinkles?
19 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Doesn’t Japan get their oil from Iran? I assume that this the background on the discussion that Japan back us in a battle with Iran.

And that's what's going on there, in uh...in Japan.  With those...Japanese.  

7 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

My Knitta!

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Trump is the only president that could actually get 50% of Americans to agree with our enemies.  50% agree with Iran’s description of our President and the other 50% agree that Russia didn’t interfere with our elections.

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Haha, holy shit, Iran just called 'our' president retarded. Any of you trump fucks tired of winning yet?

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Christ on a cracker, I feel like I'm watching a bad high school play.  
I've lost both my parents in the last decade, and I am shamefully grateful that they aren't currently alive to watch this shitshow going down.  My father would have been apoplectic.  My mother would have been a little more resilient, and at least would have put in a valiant (if futile) effort to find some good in it all.  I just can't imagine heading for the white light under this regime with the knowledge that one's kids are facing an utterly unpredictable and most likely shitty future.

I’m feeling a little apoplectic myself.
13 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Trump really puts the "tard" into Dotard.

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Make America Respectable Again?

MARA . . . Lago?

Yer retodded

Yoo aw

Let history shine on our bare asses when it explains how wars got started in 2019.

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Uh, he did win the General Election.  After he won the Primary, he won the general election.  I don't like him, and I didn't vote for him, but he did win the general election.  

I meant popular vote 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Make Iran Great Again !!!!!!

I believe he trailed that phrase with "...does that makes sense?"

No, you fucking idiot, that doesn't make a lick of sense.

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I believe he trailed that phrase with "...does that makes sense?"

No, you fucking idiot, that doesn't make a lick of sense.

My favorite was when he first trotted out the idea of Space Force in front of the military and used that same line.  "Space Force!  Does that make sense?"

My reaction:  WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!

At what point does the military fail to execute a Trumpinator command / order ?

would the joint chiefs just tell Pompeo and Bolton - we cant do that, the old man is crazy 

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A closeup of Steve Mnuchin's mouth will appear on one side of the twenty dollar bill, according to a Treasury Department source. "It's kind of like that Rolling Stones logo, but gross and unsettling." 

23 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Trump is tiring of Mulvaney

but can't fire him because he wouldn't be able to find another weasel to become his next 9 month rental Acting Chief of Staff.

The best people...for a few months. 

Well, he coughed. 

Revolving door continues. He’s not even bothering getting them confirmed, easier to just replace them 

How much fun would it be as a reporter to get to ask the POTUS "Mr. President, do you have any response to the Iranian President telling the world stage that you're retarded?"

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

How much fun would it be as a reporter to get to ask the POTUS "Mr. President, do you have any response to the Iranian President telling the world stage that you're retarded?"

"I've had many, many world leaders reach out to me and tell me I'm the best U.S. President ever...probably the best world leader ever.  Many, many world leaders.  The best world leaders.  He's retarded, not me...the best people say that."  

Or something equally retarded. 

57 minutes ago, Chooky said:

A closeup of Steve Mnuchin's mouth will appear on one side of the twenty dollar bill, according to a Treasury Department source. "It's kind of like that Rolling Stones logo, but gross and unsettling." 

Again, this could be real.  Nothing would surprise me now.

Make Iran Stop Calling Me Retarded Again

Good thing the Iranian leader isn’t a black female, Trump would have unloaded on that !

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5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

"I've had many, many world leaders reach out to me and tell me I'm the best U.S. President ever...probably the best world leader ever.  Many, many world leaders.  The best world leaders.  He's retarded, not me...the best people say that."  

Or something equally retarded. 

"Listen, many people, quite frankly, know that I'm not retarded, that I can tell you. I spoke with a very fine person earlier, a very fine person, okay, a very fine person who many people think is a very fine person, very smart person, frankly, a person who came up to me, he came up and he said, and this is a very smart, very fine person, and he came up to me, he said 'Mr. President, it's never been this good with the billions and billions,' he said, "with the billions of dollars and how good it has been, how good and not retarded at all it has been.' But when you look at it, the billions, the jobs, the fantastic things I've done with the military, and we're talking billions of dollars here, okay, there are many people who tell me everyday 'sir, this isn't retarded at all.' How could it be retarded when so many say it's maybe the best ever? Maybe ever. When so many say it's not retarded. See, you won't talk about that, all the people who come up to me everyday and say I'm not retarded, you won't talk about that, because it's very dishonest. Very dishonest. It's a disgrace. But we've done amazing things. "

Dotard and retarted, straight to his face.

Imagine what is being said behind closed doors.

6 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Dotard and retarted, straight to his face.

Imagine what is being said behind closed doors.

go read about the red flags axios uncovered.

a lot of them were potential hires and what they thought about trump.

54 minutes ago, Chooky said:

How much fun would it be as a reporter to get to ask the POTUS "Mr. President, do you have any response to the Iranian President telling the world stage that you're retarded?"

No Retard. No Retard. He's the Retard! 

At what point does the military fail to execute a Trumpinator command / order ?
would the joint chiefs just tell Pompeo and Bolton - we cant do that, the old man is crazy 


It wouldn’t surprise me in the least to find out that they’ve already ignored multiple stupid orders but it’s just being kept quiet so we the people don’t go completely bonkers.
25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Zero surprise.  Not that anyone’s listening, but it bears repeating: the parallels with 1930s Germany are damned near overlapping lines.  Including the longing for a return to a mythical great past.  Great reply in that thread - “nostalgia is history without the reckoning.”

We are continuing our march towards a history that’s already been written before.  We’re just  too stupid to read it.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

At what point does the military fail to execute a Trumpinator command / order ?

would the joint chiefs just tell Pompeo and Bolton - we cant do that, the old man is crazy 

his attorneys/staffers have already ignored his orders.  that's one of the reasons the mueller report wasn't even more damning.

don mcgahn basically said what you're saying above. 

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 


It wouldn’t surprise me in the least to find out that they’ve already ignored multiple stupid orders but it’s just being kept quiet so we the people don’t go completely bonkers.

 

Of course they have.  Straight out of the gate it was understood that he'd say some shit by tweet, but that's all show until actual order flow down official channels. 

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

It wouldn’t surprise me in the least to find out that they’ve already ignored multiple stupid orders but it’s just being kept quiet so we the people don’t go completely bonkers. 

It will also be unsurprising when we learn of more atrocities in the concentration camps. 

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36 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 


It wouldn’t surprise me in the least to find out that they’ve already ignored multiple stupid orders but it’s just being kept quiet so we the people don’t go completely bonkers.

 

"The president has ordered a consolidated strike in Pakistan."

"We can't follow through with that, sir."

"Why not? He's the commander in chief."

"Our boss said to always check with him first on account of the president being retarded, sir."

"Damn. Many people are saying that."

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