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Gee, what would happen if I poured this glass of water into the boiling pot of oil?
2 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 


Gee, what would happen if I poured this glass of water into the boiling pot of oil?

I totally know what would happen, but am waiting to hear from the Kingdom about how we should proceed.

I’d give good odds that dotus is confusing this with preexisting conditions he’s being told to fight against behind the scenes

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23 minutes ago, Lurch said:

I’d give good odds that dotus is confusing this with preexisting conditions he’s being told to fight against behind the scenes

He's probably thinking how Obamacare got mixed up with Iranian political strategy.

So Dotard is going to tank the world economy and embroil us in another Middle East war all in one move?

Bold move.


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i wish i could use "we'll see what happens" this much in my day-to-day life.

24 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

So Dotard is going to tank the world economy and embroil us in another Middle East war all in one move?

Bold move.


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Then he'll change his mind and do nothing...except take credit for saving the world from what he would have done to it. 

38 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i wish i could use "we'll see what happens" this much in my day-to-day life.

"We'll see what happens" is the weak answer to an eight year old who out of the blue is asking to go to Disney World for Christmas. Although, most of the time the answer is just, "No!"

But one could have some fun with it if the pundits turned the tables or the meme folks got ahold of it.

 

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I just performed a test. I misspelled "libel" as "lible" and autocorrect changed it to "liable."

If you type "bloated crybaby bitch" it autocorrects to "Trump".  Very legal and very cool. 

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i wish i could use "we'll see what happens" this much in my day-to-day life.

I've began using "he speaks the bullshit!" lately.

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It is beyond fucking sublime that Bolton got shitcanned right before this Iranian attack on Saud.  

The confluence of those three events will need a decade to unpack.  

After credentialing friends as Ambassadors to DC this morning and a Medal of Freedom presentation, DJ's schedule for today is a busy one. He will be meeting with the Crown Prince of Bahrain in the afternoon.

Tonight, DJ will be speaking in Albuquerque, New Mexico at a KAGA rally. The official line is that the Democrats in NM are a conservative bunch that the Trump folks think can be won over based on their data. Tbh, Trump has so much $$ in his campaign, that he can visit a lot of states to pull votes from unlikely places. Especially if his group keeps stiffing the host cities. Given his difficulty keeping up with the long days, it will be worth watching to ensure if he goes off 'prompter' to see if he confuses the state with the country. Apparently a lot of Americans do. His handlers have decided rather than deciding to return to DC he should remain overnight. AFAIK, he has no properties in Arizona/NM so perhaps he is also scouting the market for a new resort, unless he is flying to LA to stay at his resort there.

Good morning, everyone. DJ is up and his vomitus of Tweets has begun. Topics are ranging from Obama to China to Energy to the Fed to judicial appointments.

13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I would have taken a bet that Howdy Modi was not an actual event at NRG stadium. I was wrong. 

This is my favorite of the morning so far. 

“Trump”

New contender:

 

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7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I would have taken a bet that Howdy Modi was not an actual event at NRG stadium. I was wrong. 

It is all over twitter. The Pro Modi tweets seem to be in greater number than the Anti Modi tweets.

27 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I would have taken a bet that Howdy Modi was not an actual event at NRG stadium. I was wrong. 

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2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

After credentialing friends as Ambassadors to DC this morning and a Medal of Freedom presentation, DJ's schedule for today is a busy one. He will be meeting with the Crown Prince of Bahrain in the afternoon.

Tonight, DJ will be speaking in Albuquerque, New Mexico at a KAGA rally. The official line is that the Democrats in NM are a conservative bunch that the Trump folks think can be won over based on their data. Tbh, Trump has so much $$ in his campaign, that he can visit a lot of states to pull votes from unlikely places. Especially if his group keeps stiffing the host cities. Given his difficulty keeping up with the long days, it will be worth watching to ensure if he goes off 'prompter' to see if he confuses the state with the country. Apparently a lot of Americans do. His handlers have decided rather than deciding to return to DC he should remain overnight. AFAIK, he has no properties in Arizona/NM so perhaps he is also scouting the market for a new resort, unless he is flying to LA to stay at his resort there.

He can take Epstein's house in NM. Epstein definitely isn't using it and Trump probably already knows where he kept all the "fun" things there. 

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Ole Georgie has explaining to do in regards to a lot of things.  I'm to the point of hoping he goes down just for staying married to Kelly Anne.  

So you’re saying there’s still a chance?

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

So you’re saying there’s still a chance?

Maybe George just makes decisions on the fly. In the fly? Kellyanne says it makes Trump better...

 

Do we pay for the PABOTUS to fly to his rallies? Does his campaign reimburse the US for all the fuel and Secret Service expenses for these things? And why are these things even allowed. That's all he's done in three years, tweet and attend his rallies.

There is a very long document produced by the FEC regarding campaign law, but they can't do their job right now (thanks Moscow Mitch!) so the point is moot.

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

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Love the font.  They probably felt Mistral was too edgy.

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

It is all over twitter. The Pro Modi tweets seem to be in greater number than the Anti Modi tweets.

The modi protest will be real. They had a practice run yesterday. 

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I would have taken a bet that Howdy Modi was not an actual event at NRG stadium. I was wrong. 

Honest to God--I was sure it was a joke.

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

Honest to God--I was sure it was a joke.

Wait 'till they bust out the jizz jar and initiate him.  Modicum.

2 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Wait 'till they bust out the jizz jar and initiate him.  Modicum.

Now that, that was very well played.

Obama has a deal with Netflix to show documentaries he produces. The first one was released a few weeks ago. 

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4 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Why netflix? 

I don't know, but I bet Trumpkins are cancelling their Netflix accounts en masse right now.  Well, those that have them.  Like, all 6.

Obama has a deal with Netflix to show documentaries he produces. 

Tan Suit Productions I bet, that son of a bitch.
I don't know, but I bet Trumpkins are cancelling their Netflix accounts en masse right now.  Well, those that have them.  Like, all 6.


My BIL cancelled his Netflix for this very reason. He will buy now Nikes. My new goal is to see how many things I can get him to cancel, throw away, boycott, etc.
3 minutes ago, scottsins said:

 


My BIL cancelled his Netflix for this very reason. He will buy now Nikes. My new goal is to see how many things I can get him to cancel, throw away, boycott, etc.

 

Nah he probably canceled because they didn't renew the OA.

20 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Wait 'till they bust out the jizz jar and initiate him.  Modicum.

If Trump were to introduce jizz jars at his rallies, every single poster on this site who is still a Republican would have his dick out in a heartbeat.  The Randall's guy and Swam would be like, "this isn't like aggy at all, we're doing it to show our burning desire to own the libs!    Haha you lib cucks pretend to be tolerant yet mock our homoerotic group rituals, so the joke's on you!" 

36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Obama Netflix?

 

well if anyone knows what losing billions of dollars looks like...

i said this a month ago, but he definitely seems like he's ramping it up.  his defense on self-enrichment is going to be some sort of bullshit about the billions of dollars he somehow lost by being president, which offsets any gains (airport gas stations?), and makes it a net-loss.  pretty much the same way he avoids paying taxes i would assume.

it's coming.

It would have been soooooo much better if the Indian PM's last name was "Dudi"

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from the comments and oh so true:

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We’ll probably see a “nasty woman” tweet soon. 

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