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Why was Liv wearing a one-piece bathing suit in the tub?

Well...why WAS Liv wearing a one-piece bathing suit in the tub?

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Because she's aging poorly?  I don't know...I don't like these aggressive questions!  

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48 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I flipped it over for a gay make out scene. Couldn't change it fast enough.

Oh the gay make-out scene was hot. In all seriousness.

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5 hours ago, Deej said:

Not saying you are, but there's a ton of folks out their still watching OTA. (Poors and olds)

check yourself, mofo.  rabbit ears are the shit. 

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Just now, futureman said:

check yourself, mofo.  rabbit ears are the shit. 

Username does not check out. 

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I was joking yesterday about how at least there wasn't anyone riding horses. Until tonight's episode. What stereotypes have they not gotten to yet?

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There was a reference to Austin traffic being worse than New York City lol. Pandering...

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3 minutes ago, Covri said:

There was a reference to Austin traffic being worse than New York City lol. Pandering...

At least this shows that they might have spoken to one or two people familiar with Austin when writing the script.

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12 minutes ago, austingirl said:

What stereotypes have they not gotten to yet?

Has there been a stabbing at a BBQ trailer yet?

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1 minute ago, austingirl said:

At least this shows that they might have spoken to one or two people familiar with Austin when writing the script.

They probably just googled reasons not to move to Austin and are going to add the top ten one by one each episode.

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I was joking yesterday about how at least there wasn't anyone riding horses. Until tonight's episode. What stereotypes have they not gotten to yet?
I haven't seen a red swingline

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9 minutes ago, RPM said:

Has there been a stabbing at a BBQ trailer yet?

Nope. Nor have they had a homeless person stab someone, yet. 

I'm waiting for the new season of 9-1-1: Rundberg 

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

Has there been a stabbing at a BBQ trailer yet?

Is that really a stereotype?  More like ripped-from-the-headlines, law & order style.

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It actually does apply, because the minute you fall asleep you’ll be haunted by visions of babies being launched at you from cars like a pitching machine, with Liv Tyler’s 2020 face cackling in the background.

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Has there been a stabbing at a BBQ trailer yet?

Damnit! I’m continuously a day late and a dollar short when I try and catch up to this thread. Words out of my mouth, you took them.

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You know what? I'm getting a little tired of the negativity in this thread. Sure, things aren't what they were like in the 1990s. Sure, we have this ideal of what we expect from our youth that will never be realized again. And, yes, maybe things have been stretched a little further than they should be. And of course, there's been some growth where we didn't want it. But a little Hollywood magic takes care of most of it. And I'll be damned if anyone talks bad about Austin or Liv Tyler like that ever again!

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You know what? I'm getting a little tired of the negativity in this thread. Sure, things aren't what they were like in the 1990s. Sure, we have this ideal of what we expect from our youth that will never be realized again. And, yes, maybe things have been stretched a little further than they should be. And of course, there's been some growth where we didn't want it. But a little Hollywood magic takes care of most of it. And I'll be damned if anyone talks bad about Austin or Liv Tyler like that ever again!


Sorry, Rob

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8 hours ago, Lobo said:

This is weird because Liv Tyler spent a lot of time in Austin filming that season of the Leftovers.  And Rob Lowe and his wife used to come here to hang out with Maria Shriver and her then boyfriend who is an Austin minor celebrity.  You'd think at some point during pre-production, one of them might have said something to the effect of, "Da fuh?"  

Or maybe the show is how Liv Tyler, Rob Lowe, Maria Shiver, and all their friends perceive Austin.

What's really scary is how they perceive the rest of Texas.

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just thought I had to post this.

to no ones surprise, the Austin American Spaceman thinks the show is a perfect Austin fantasy show that we should watch.

 

Yeah, “9-1-1: Lone Star” lays the Texas flavor on as thick as cream gravy, but it doesn’t taste entirely unfamiliar....Let’s have a little vaguely familiar fun here.

 

I dont really want to link the article because I really dont want it getting more clicks, but if you really want to read the review  maybe just read the title ....

https://www.austin360.com/entertainmentlife/20200120/review-lsquo9-1-1-lone-starrsquosrsquo-austin-is-total-make-believe-and-we-love-it

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I have not watched a network television (drama) in 30 years.

Because they are fucking terrible and a waste of time.

Give me live sports or Turner Classic Movies,

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I've now watched one episode so that I can say I saw it.  I watched one episode of Cop Rock when it was out.  Cop Rock might have been better.

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You know what? I'm getting a little tired of the negativity in this thread. Sure, things aren't what they were like in the 1990s. Sure, we have this ideal of what we expect from our youth that will never be realized again. And, yes, maybe things have been stretched a little further than they should be. And of course, there's been some growth where we didn't want it. But a little Hollywood magic takes care of most of it. And I'll be damned if anyone talks bad about Austin or Liv Tyler like that ever again!

You know, back in the 90’s, when Liv Tyler wore one-piece bathing suits in the tub.

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I thought she looked really good on "The Leftovers" and that was only a couple of years ago.  "Whuh happen?"  

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On 1/19/2020 at 9:22 PM, MrPhlegm said:

 

texas and aggy in an overtime game?

 

jesus shit dicks. and then it went downhill

 

 

Those firefighters are skinny as shit too. Damn city slickers coming into our provincial cow town here in central Texas.

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38 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I thought she looked really good on "The Leftovers" and that was only a couple of years ago.  "Whuh happen?"  

Genetics.    Liv's in her 40s.

This guy is only 47 (bad genes (5 years older than Liv)):

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While this guy is pushing 60 (good genes, 10 years older than Liv) 

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And then you have Liv's dad from those Pirates of the Caribbean movies and The Rolling Stones (or AC/DC or whatever), who is 71 (this photo was when he was 69, dude!) - Good surgeons

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Edited by atomheartbevo

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And if you want to go down the rabbit hole, there are YouTube videos discussing this:

 

For comparison, this is Liv's mom at 56, roughly 10 years old than Liv (and still could pose in Playboy)

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Edited by atomheartbevo

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52 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I thought she looked really good on "The Leftovers" and that was only a couple of years ago.  "Whuh happen?"  

This is exactly what I was going to post. That was only 5 or so years ago. That bad?

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15 hours ago, Deej said:

Vegan breakfast tacos.

The only meat those firefighters are putting in their mouths are each other's dicks. Buncha Kansas City faggots came up with this bullshit. Fox is trying way too hard. 

Interracial couple 

Gay dudes making out

Muslim chick firefighter 

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25 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

The only meat those firefighters are putting in their mouths are each other's dicks. Buncha Kansas City faggots came up with this bullshit. Fox is trying way too hard. 

Interracial couple 

Gay dudes making out

Muslim chick firefighter 

Don't forget super over-the-top stereotypical racist old white lady.  She hates EVERYONE, and calls the cops on some dudes cooking barbacoa (when we all know that the only reason to call the cops in matters of barbacoa is if the neighbors are cooking a buncha barbacoa, it smells delicious, and they didn't invite you.  Pretty sure that's a felony in Texas).

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So I went ahead with episode two, and I’m pretty sure we found Justin from the Facebook thread dropping merc in sandwiches.

Fast forwarded past the two dudes putting on a gay Basic Instinct clinic, and just saw the nightmare scene.

This series almost has me thinking that Hollywood is in on the joke. This is too fucking funny.

 

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17 hours ago, Lobo said:

I thought she looked really good on "The Leftovers" and that was only a couple of years ago.  "Whuh happen?"  

Whah happen wuz Renee Zellwegger made a recommendation

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You don't see the issue?  the fact that out of the two people in the photo, I'd like to fuck her second...and you don't see the issue?  I'm guessing you don't work with any showbiz people? 

Janice from Electric Mayhem, Rashida Jones (would), and Turtle from 'Entourage' all got together and made a 40-year old woman who used to be sexy and then did this to herself (with help).  That's the issue.  This is our concern, dude.  

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3 hours ago, Lobo said:

the fact that out of the two people in the photo, I'd like to fuck her second...

To be fair, the second person in the photo is Rob Lowe.

But, yeah...

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5 hours ago, Lobo said:

You don't see the issue?  the fact that out of the two people in the photo, I'd like to fuck her second...and you don't see the issue?  I'm guessing you don't work with any showbiz people? 

Janice from Electric Mayhem, Rashida Jones (would), and Turtle from 'Entourage' all got together and made a 40-year old woman who used to be sexy and then did this to herself (with help).  That's the issue.  This is our concern, dude.  

tl; dr = "she has bangs"

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Wondering if Ben Affleck thinks he made the wrong choice not staying behind on that asteroid?

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

Wondering if Ben Affleck thinks he made the wrong choice not staying behind on that asteroid?

To be fair, the asteroid is skinnier. 

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13 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Not seeing the issue with Liv here....

 

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You don't?

Jeebus!

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