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15 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I feel like there's at least a 10% chance she becomes the president someday.

And the sad truth is she would probably be the most qualified of the two major party candidates

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18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

How the fuck is that not Surly's own personal PAC?

And why can't Foxy Troxy have been the one who had a cam girl past?

Surlyites wore that out in 2018.

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6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Surlyites wore that out in 2018.

A man can still dream.

A friend who works with the city at a senior level, but not for the city, and who is pretty tuned into this stuff, thinks Troxy will make her move in 2022 or 2024.  As in running for a statewide position, or perhaps a seat in Congress.   

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She has yet to call anybody who won't sign the pledge un-American, but it's coming.

@RamjetFDO This seems like some pretty good Photoshop fodder.  Maybe she could sign some photos for some fans or something?

 

 

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She needs to sign a pledge to find a fucking dermatologist and funding of an operation using "excess campaign contributions" to fix that fucking ever growing blight on the face of Her manatee.

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37 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Don't think I haven't noticed!

My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies

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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

She needs to sign a pledge to find a fucking dermatologist and funding of an operation using "excess campaign contributions" to fix that fucking ever growing blight on the face of Her manatee.

Maybe her parmaqqay finds it attractive?

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Mullet, what do you fuckers fap to up there?  JarJar Binks? Trevor Lawrence?  She has a Quatto living in her skull.  Think about what would happen if it emerged at _just_the_wrong_time_.

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20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She has yet to call anybody who won't sign the pledge un-American, but it's coming.

@RamjetFDO This seems like some pretty good Photoshop fodder.  Maybe she could sign some photos for some fans or something?

 

 

“ICYMI”. Yeah, I missed it.  You self-important cunt. I’m pretty sure EVERYONE on earth missed your signature. She’s delusional and oblivious. 

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3 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

 

I personally have no idea what you're referring to, but I did see this online.

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Oh wow. I’m gonna need a sock twitter account to post this one. Someone has been blocked. 

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I love that the glossy  photo is perfectly in focus, but Bert is a little hazy/out of focus.  

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25 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Someone has been blocked. 

Funny that you were blocked, but the original reply tweet is still up.

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15 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Funny that you were blocked, but the original reply tweet is still up.

Some new Airplane! character is trolling her. 

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10 minutes ago, Pasken said:

I can't remember if I posted this or not but this is everyone dumb enough to donate to her and how much that money she had spent as of July 15th. 

http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=343225

 

Tldr: $650 toward a campaign contributions app/company?? In total? Am I reading that right?

If so, extremely apt the company is based in New Orleans.

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5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

May be my favorite use of bert.

I'm partial to Audience Bert, mostly because his head is turned from the camera, but to be sure, pervy Bert does not suck.

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22 minutes ago, Pasken said:

I can't remember if I posted this or not but this is everyone dumb enough to donate to her and how much that money she had spent as of July 15th. 

http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=343225

 

Goddamnit I wish I hadn’t read that. My best friend and business partner gave her max contribution. 

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Just now, Dr. Beeper said:

Goddamnit I wish I hadn’t read that. My best friend and business partner gave her max contribution. 

I really hope this is sarcasm. For you, for your company, your sanity, and your Surly rep. 

Otherwise, you need a new business partner.

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2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I really hope this is sarcasm. For you, for your company, your sanity, and your Surly rep. 

Otherwise, you need a new business partner.

Nope x 5. I certainly don’t need a new partner. I need to tell him how much of a whore she is. He lives in Tarrytown and I’m not sure why he’s getting involved. Other than he hates the council and Adler. 

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Interesting, M Kelly ALREADY blocked Clarence Oveur. Should I go with Roger Murdock next?

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15 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Interesting, M Kelly ALREADY blocked Clarence Oveur. Should I go with Roger Murdock next?

Sounds like you're over, Oveur.

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8 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds like you're over, Oveur.

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes. 

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13 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Was really hoping I knew someone on that list I could shame by sending this thread.

You're in luck.

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40 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Nope x 5. I certainly don’t need a new partner. I need to tell him how much of a whore she is. He lives in Tarrytown and I’m not sure why he’s getting involved. Other than he hates the council and Adler. 

He's tryin' to bag the Lumper isn't he? That sick fuck.

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28 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds like you're over, Oveur.

I had clearance as Clarence. She’s probably reading this thread. Well, you’re fat, ugly and stupid. You’re a volunteer firefighter, a cam girl, a real whore and attention whore, and a liar. You live in an apartment.  Your husband is fat and has a terrible beard. 

It disgusts me that we are in the same party, but I take solace in that you don’t believe in any ideals. Rather you’re in it for the attention. 
 

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1 hour ago, Pasken said:

I can't remember if I posted this or not but this is everyone dumb enough to donate to her and how much that money she had spent as of July 15th. 

http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=343225

Nice going. You just doxxed half of Surly.  

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Interesting, M Kelly ALREADY blocked Clarence Oveur. Should I go with Roger Murdock next?

The co-pilot? He's too busy; he's out there busting his buns every night! Tell your Ms. Kelly to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

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14 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Let's be fair.  She's not fat.

She's not really 'fit' either. Once, sure but..

And she is absolutely "Surly Fat". Just look at her fucking knees.

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1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Goddamnit I wish I hadn’t read that. My best friend and business partner gave her max contribution. 

You know what you must do. Bring him here for an AMA.

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44 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Let's be fair.  She's not fat.

Dude, you have no eyes or projection of aging. She isn’t fat, but she has thickened as she’s aged and it’s in her face. Look at Vince Young’s face as he got older, particularly as he stopped playing. Same principle. 

God I’m too sober. I just compared fucking FitLump to VY. 

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1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Your husband is fat and has a terrible beard. 

He has two terrible beards.

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I love that the glossy  photo is perfectly in focus, but Bert is a little hazy/out of focus.  
Whoever did that Photoshop understands depth-of-field focus.

Whoever.

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She's not fat in the same way I'm not fat. Her tits are bigger though.

Hate to break this to you but they aren’t.

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17 hours ago, Pasken said:

I can't remember if I posted this or not but this is everyone dumb enough to donate to her and how much that money she had spent as of July 15th. 

http://www.austintexas.gov/edims/document.cfm?id=343225

 

Thanks for posting. 

1. Are the $17.76 donations some Q anon thing?

2. Her only expenditure is for the fundraising platform fees? I'm guessing she's having up for the lumpectomy.

 

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