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1 hour ago, Samson's Wig said:

Saw her name pop up on NextDoor for the first time today.  We're in district 10, but some soccer moms were discussing how District 6 has this awesome mom running who could do great things.   I can't believe it. Surely some of her past shenanigans will come to light, right?

Our rep for district 10 wears a mask on her evening walks, while Fitlump is out there on twitter holding and hugging a shitload of people.

The Karens are conflicted.

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10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Our rep for district 10 wears a mask on her evening walks, while Fitlump is out there on twitter holding and hugging a shitload of people.

The Karens are conflicted.

lol.  indeed

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Let me know if I should post it here, but FitLump made an appearance today in a Media Matters piece on Travis County GOP inviting an Infowars host to speak. Obviously CR, hence the hesitation.

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4 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

Saw her name pop up on NextDoor for the first time today.  We're in district 10, but some soccer moms were discussing how District 6 has this awesome mom running who could do great things.   I can't believe it. Surely some of her past shenanigans will come to light, right?

Post that she was a cam girl. They’ll all explode to be the first to slut shame 

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1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Let me know if I should post it here, but FitLump made an appearance today in a Media Matters piece on Travis County GOP inviting an Infowars host to speak. Obviously CR, hence the hesitation.

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4 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Not yet.  It is so much better if she gets elected first.

This. Then she will have to attempt to disaster science her way out of her own disaster 

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11 minutes ago, Foosters said:

https://www.mediamatters.org/infowars/texas-county-gop-group-hosted-infowars-anchor-who-promoted-claims-george-floyds-death-was

Offered without comment on the substance, only to note that it appears Fitlump's twitter post is what alerted others that this occurred. 

And, of course, her post has nothing to do with policy or what was said at the meeting. It was all about her:

"Look, everybody, he recognized MEEE!!!"

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We get the government we deserve. Do us all a civic service already, I mean honestly how many times in your life are there when you can really affect so many people in a positive way, all while experiencing the joy of schadenfreude?

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On 6/5/2020 at 11:53 AM, RamjetFDO said:

Oh Jeebus ... are your ready for this one?

 ... and for the close up:

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She also misspelled Austin in the Iink to her fucking website. 

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41 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She also misspelled Austin in the Iink to her fucking website. 

Whoa shit, "Auston"?  It just keeps getting better and better.

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20 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Whoa shit, "Auston"?  It just keeps getting better and better.

Maybe she named her horn “Auston.” 

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13 hours ago, drt said:

We get the government we deserve. Do us all a civic service already, I mean honestly how many times in your life are there when you can really affect so many people in a positive way, all while experiencing the joy of schadenfreude?

Normally I would agree. But she needs to win. FOR THE MEMES.

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13 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Maybe she named her horn “Auston.” 

Short for "the Austonian" 

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Posted (edited)

Going hard on courting the Infowars crowd.    I don't know the makeup of District 10, but I figured the Infowars crowd, minus Alex Jones, would be in cheap apartments or out in the country.

 

Edited by atomheartbevo

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Ah, so she got ONE LETTER of Auston wrong.

Y'all do know, you could show her a map of Texas, and she wouldn't be able to find Texas?

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On 6/19/2020 at 1:21 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I too, look for politicians quoting Harvey Dent.

Well she did play a superhero at comic con (fwiw - the internet never forgets, neither does google - although the link appears to be broken)

 

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LOOK AT ME!

I'm a wonderful hard-working mom (who just infected my kid's forehead with lumpitis).

LOOK AT ME!

I'm so cute and smart. I went to "Harvard."

 

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11 minutes ago, McFly said:

Wears headband. Doesn’t cover lump. Harvard, huh?

I wonder what the boiling point of that lump is. Cuz it looks like it's ready to blow 

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Is Harvard a department store? There's no way she's had anything to do with the University unless she's Will Hunting's janitorial side-kick.

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2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:
Is Harvard a department store? There's no way she's had anything to do with the University unless she's Will Hunting's janitorial side-kick.

Its call harvard extension school. Admission requirements are a heartbeat and a check.

She did this sad thing to her mom telling her she had been accepted in to harvard with some letter from the extension school that basically stated her check cleared.

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On 6/19/2020 at 12:23 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Going hard on courting the Infowars crowd.    I don't know the makeup of District 10, but I figured the Infowars crowd, minus Alex Jones, would be in cheap apartments or out in the country.

 

She wouldn't sniff the ballot in District 10.  Fortunately for her she's running in District 6, where there may be just enough Infowars types to get her elected (for now).

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19 hours ago, bolverk said:

LOOK AT ME!

I'm a wonderful hard-working mom (who just infected my kid's forehead with lumpitis).

LOOK AT ME!

I'm so cute and smart. I went to "Harvard."

 

This must be the court mandated two week summer visitation period for her daughter.

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The funny thing is that she thinks she can get elected, and that she thinks that she can unseat Flannigan.

The really funny thing is that she doesn't understand that everything she has ever done is out on the internet and it will absolutely come to light during a legitimate campaign.

Once her daughter gets a little bit older and can start finding all of that info will be a real eye opener.

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On 6/19/2020 at 12:20 PM, atomheartbevo said:

The lady on the right has a mask draped across her face.

But she also has The Mask draped across her shoulders.

 

Is she morphing into Leslie Cochran?

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Image

 

"Where'd you go to online college?"

"oh, just a little place with a server in Boston."

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29 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The funny thing is that she thinks she can get elected, and that she thinks that she can unseat Flannigan.

The really funny thing is that she doesn't understand that everything she has ever done is out on the internet and it will absolutely come to light during a legitimate campaign.

Once her daughter gets a little bit older and can start finding all of that info will be a real eye opener.

Surly is gonna need another server.

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1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

The funny thing is that she thinks she can get elected, and that she thinks that she can unseat Flannigan.

The really funny thing is that she doesn't understand that everything she has ever done is out on the internet and it will absolutely come to light during a legitimate campaign.

Once her daughter gets a little bit older and can start finding all of that info will be a real eye opener.

Honestly it's a fucked up thing to put your kid through.  

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3 minutes ago, drt said:

Honestly it's a fucked up thing to put your kid through.  

If you were talking about a normal person, I'd agree with you.

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Fuck socialists! The thing is...what y’all duck fuck dipshit whore licking mama’s fat ass have to eat whatever is on the table numb from the womb cum stains...y’all have to depend on government. Run by who? If we just get the right ones in there? Socialism only works if you have one race. I am so sick the fuck out of hate America. Y’all try several races. Basically, social dipshits have decided to use the BLM  For their own reasons. Name one successful government that has this?!! You can’t. Canada is not even close. 
 

sorry for the rant. I’m just pissed. Goddamn what is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!!

take the Chaz out they killed a 16 year old kid. He had a life. Not a rap sheet as long as his arm. Just sayin!

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47 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fuck socialists! The thing is...what y’all duck fuck dipshit whore licking mama’s fat ass have to eat whatever is on the table numb from the womb cum stains...y’all have to depend on government. Run by who? If we just get the right ones in there? Socialism only works if you have one race. I am so sick the fuck out of hate America. Y’all try several races. Basically, social dipshits have decided to use the BLM  For their own reasons. Name one successful government that has this?!! You can’t. Canada is not even close. 
 

sorry for the rant. I’m just pissed. Goddamn what is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!!

take the Chaz out they killed a 16 year old kid. He had a life. Not a rap sheet as long as his arm. Just sayin!

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