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This fucking KFC donut shit that I “can get in a basket or a sandwich” is going to make me throw my tv through a window 

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On 3/9/2020 at 2:01 PM, DonnyKerabatsos said:

" I know how much you guys really like tomatoes"...

 

enjoy your garden to table restaurant that's gonna be open for only 6 weeks.

If you're talking about this one, I have no complaints since the wife is smoking hot:

 

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She is indeed hot. Guys was so burnt out from the rat race of a 9-5 job that he decided to.....open a restaurant? Seems like a great way to dial back the stress. And buying small volume, artisan crafted olive oil tells me he has good business sense.

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15 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

what the FUCK does any of that have to do with buying a Mazda?

He'll have a relatively low car payment when he's broke from the dumbass idea of opening that restaurant 

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Charles Maund Toyota went from bad to worse.  I kinda liked Ara Celi in his ads and could barely tolerate old Randy Knaps.  At least you could laugh at him.  The new, younger girl who replaced him is almost as detestable as Emily Giangreco on KVUE sports.

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On 2/21/2020 at 11:14 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

My son REALLY NEEDS this prescription. 
$67?  Tough break, kid. Rub some dirt on it. 
Oh, with zero effort I can get it for $9?  I guess we can afford that. 

should i be more annoyed about the shitty ass commercial or that the pharmacy just doesn't give me the $9 price up front?

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On 3/10/2020 at 6:22 PM, Goo Punch said:

what the FUCK does any of that have to do with buying a Mazda?

The same way the only people who love their families drive Subarus 

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Hi, I signed up specifically for this thread. I've had commercial hate for years. Thanks for giving me a place to put it. 

Also I'm pretty sure that Mazda chick has done porn.

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1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The same way the only lesbian couples who love their adopted children drive Subarus 

fify

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2 hours ago, Deamerxt said:

Hi, I signed up specifically for this thread. I've had commercial hate for years. Thanks for giving me a place to put it. 

Also I'm pretty sure that Mazda chick has done porn.

This isn't going to go well for you

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The same way the only people who love their families drive Subarus 

and veterans are only welcome at capitol chevrolet

 

 

2 hours ago, Deamerxt said:

Hi, I signed up specifically for this thread. I've had commercial hate for years. Thanks for giving me a place to put it. 

Also I'm pretty sure that Mazda chick has done porn.

we're going to need the receipts.  there's a place for that, but first you need 50 posts.

Edited by elfenix

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I'm no longer sure it's her, but google rilynn rae. She looks a little rougher than I remember, but consider her chosen profession.

Please, don't let me disrupt y'all's hate here.

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Ok /no racist but State Farm brought back an old commercial and made Jake a black guy? Why?
Was wondering when someone would bring this up. Makes no sense.

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9 minutes ago, Okie State said:
35 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:
Ok /no racist but State Farm brought back an old commercial and made Jake a black guy? Why?

Was wondering when someone would bring this up. Makes no sense.

none of it makes any sense. "There's no replacing the real Chris Paul; just like there's no replacing the real State Farm." huh? how does that idea even originate, much less end up being their best one? 

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So Sonic commercials are now a car full of hick chicks talking about nonsense in their hick accents? I grew up with enough of that annoying accent, stfu already. I guess hicks are easily manipulated into buying fried shit (granted I like Sonic food on the fast food scale). The accent is like nails on a chalkboard.

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I saw a State Farm commercial where the black Jake was talking to the original white Jake. I think the joke is all their agents are Jake.

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20 hours ago, 'stache said:

So Sonic commercials are now a car full of hick chicks talking about nonsense in their hick accents? I grew up with enough of that annoying accent, stfu already. I guess hicks are easily manipulated into buying fried shit (granted I like Sonic food on the fast food scale). The accent is like nails on a chalkboard.

The one they play where i'm at is a car full of young, cool black kids. 

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Every single one of these anti-vaping commercials but especially the one where that fucking bitch wastes an entire jug of orange juice.

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