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On 5/31/2019 at 9:01 AM, spystud13 said:

Man, this graphic sucks. 

 

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BBQ lays never get eaten in my house.  I'd trade the puffs for regular cheetos and switch the BBQ for sour cream lays and then switch one of the ruffles for nacho doritos.

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On November 6, 2019 at 5:36 PM, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Those Dot's pretzels are next level.  Tons of butter flavor.

Tons of artificial butter flavor, you mean. Oh my god, I just saw them on sale at Kroger so I bought a bag. I ate four pretzels. Now I have a decision to make. I'm leaning toward throwing it in the trash. The first four ingredients are flour, salt, vegetable oil, and artificial butter flavor. Boy, that artificial butter flavor just punches you right in the face, doesn't it? Blech. 

I do like the zip-lock seal on the bag, though. All snacks should come that way. 

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Search didn't find me a Bitch about Junk Food thread, so...

 

Just had a single serve can of Pringles.

 

I have fond memories of Pringles from my youth, but these fucking suck. 

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I'm not going to contend that these are the greatest, but for kind of a boring thing, they are damned good.

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We bought some of these as a quick portable snack.  Non-sugary at least (but of course I'm sure they have nearly as much sugar as cookies).

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On 5/13/2020 at 11:51 AM, Incredulity said:

Search didn't find me a Bitch about Junk Food thread, so...

 

Just had a single serve can of Pringles.

 

I have fond memories of Pringles from my youth, but these fucking suck. 

You were just a know nothing kid as Pringles have always sucked. I'm not a huge chip person but give me one of these three...

Amazon.com: Fritos Original Corn Chips, 9.25 oz: Prime Pantry

Julio's Seasoned Corn Tortilla Chips - Shop Chips at H-E-B

Zapp's Hotter 'N Hot Jalapeno Potato Chips ‑ Shop Chips at H‑E‑B

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56 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'm not going to contend that these are the greatest, but for kind of a boring thing, they are damned good.

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We bought some of these as a quick portable snack.  Non-sugary at least (but of course I'm sure they have nearly as much sugar as cookies).

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Have OG Cheez Its made an appearance yet?  Started eating them during the lockdown and I forgot how fucking good these things are.  I'm addicted.

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5 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Have OG Cheez Its made an appearance yet?  Started eating them during the lockdown and I forgot how fucking good these things are.  I'm addicted.

They're crack.

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23 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Have OG Cheez Its made an appearance yet?  Started eating them during the lockdown and I forgot how fucking good these things are.  I'm addicted.

the HEB knock offs are not as good. 

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Jalapeño Doritos have been discounted. Checking online I found that they were only released for a limited time. I wish I had known that ahead of time, I would've stocked up. Those things were like crack. 

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4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Jalapeño Doritos have been discounted. Checking online I found that they were only released for a limited time. I wish I had known that ahead of time, I would've stocked up. Those things were like crack. 

HEB jalapeno doritos knockoffs are the tites. 

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These.....

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....are laced with tiny bits of crack sprinkled with heroin and boiled in oxycontin.  Holy crap, my entire family crushes these.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

These.....

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....are laced with tiny bits of crack sprinkled with heroin and boiled in oxycontin.  Holy crap, my entire family crushes these.

So they only use uncertified synthetic colors?

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2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

So they only use uncertified synthetic colors?

They're the best kind, all rogue and uncertified and shit.  Colors like "puce" and "mauve."

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Saw this new flavor Kroger last week; it did not disappoint. 
 

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10 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

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Man, I remember those.  Loved 'em.  And there's another snack product that is ONLY consumed on road trips, and it belongs in the "different kinda tater chip family" --

 

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Man, the first 5-6 chips taste like crispy french fries.  Then the remainder taste like salty grease.

 

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1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

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Those things are dangerous.  Once I start eating them, it's hard to stop

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On 6/17/2020 at 8:48 AM, Gourmand said:

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Yep, White Chedder Cheez*It don't last long in my house. They're awesome.  As are these..

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On 6/17/2020 at 8:35 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

These are damn good...

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Yeah, those are good.   Salty but with a little twinge of sweetness.  Or something.   But it works. 

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3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

These are great and small so not too bad as far as calories and carbs.

140 Calories

18 carbs

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Those are good and low in calories, but I ate 6 of them in about 15 minutes. I guess that defeats the purpose of a low calorie snack.

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May have been mentioned before, but I can’t stop eating those little peanut butter filled pretzels. 

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9 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

These are great and small so not too bad as far as calories and carbs.

140 Calories

18 carbs

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Their turtle bars are legit

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10 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

These are great and small so not too bad as far as calories and carbs.

140 Calories

18 carbs

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Like you aren't eating all eight in one sitting.

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May have been mentioned before, but I can’t stop eating those little peanut butter filled pretzels. 
A bowl of those and 2 beers is a balanced dinner, right?

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On 6/20/2020 at 10:35 PM, Parliament said:

Frito's were mentioned upthread, and I suggest a modification:

 

 

 

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+ wolf brand + heb sharp cheddar + onions/japs [are we still doing that?] = bowl of texas

Edited by elfenix

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On 6/18/2020 at 5:20 PM, Reagan1k said:

May have been mentioned before, but I can’t stop eating those little peanut butter filled pretzels. 

Now try the chocolate covered version

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