Texas Recruiting Notes 2020

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

So, somehow Kelee is older than his mom?  Surly medical experts, how do you explain that?

Antibiotics.

[Machinator 32097]

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 So is it just Mom that is visiting? 

Do you consider Dallas to be an extension of the UT Austin campus?

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

Alright travel/airport experts. Which airline is she flying with now?

That’s a delta scarf.

[Thiefery 4941]

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 So is it just Mom that is visiting? 

That's who the staff needs to impress..  I'm sure Big Red is the one that greeted her in Dallas

[squeegeedegg 715]

No one is visiting... She was at DFW and made a post with stuffed Bevo saying she's in Longhorn territory, much the same way I've "been to Switzerland" because of a 3.5 hour layover at Zurich-Kloten 

[GotThatFire 166]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Do you consider Dallas to be an extension of the UT Austin campus?

I... didn’t look closely. 

[SydneyCarton 47809]

7 minutes ago, squeegeedegg said:

No one is visiting... She was at DFW and made a post with stuffed Bevo saying she's in Longhorn territory, much the same way I've "been to Switzerland" because of a 3.5 hour layover at Zurich-Kloten 

Doesn't sound like a place I want to visit, he and his winery can fuck off and die. 

[Reese Bennett 3604]

11 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

That’s a delta scarf.

Nah, it's American.

[Okcool 782]

Bryant Westbrook being inducted into the Longhorn Hall of Honor this Friday can’t hurt. Ring-him-in...

[Fondren & Main 6626]

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Well this Ringo trip certainly isn't bad news. 

[squeegeedegg 715]

Delta already is making Austin a focus city; with the other two Big 3 airlines owning DFW and Houston, they would be wise to eventually plant a hub in Austin to secure their share of CenTex travel growth... Herman playing 4D chess with Kirby?

 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

38 minutes ago, squeegeedegg said:

No one is visiting... She was at DFW and made a post with stuffed Bevo saying she's in Longhorn territory, much the same way I've "been to Switzerland" because of a 3.5 hour layover at Zurich-Kloten 

This hits close to home as I have visited Dakar, Senegal under similar circumstances.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13000]

1 minute ago, squeegeedegg said:

Delta already is making Austin a focus city; with the other two Big 3 airlines owning DFW and Houston, they would be wise to eventually plant a hub in Austin to secure their share of CenTex travel growth... Herman playing 4D chess with Kirby?

 

Every time someone brings up our coach playing chess, I immediately think of Charlie Strong. So many of us thought he was playing chess while recruiting. In hindsight, he was playing patty cake in the mirror. That’s why he said the cake was baked.

[MoJames 8240]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Any kind of visits.

Even non-visits?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13000]

Just now, MoJames said:

Even non-visits?

Non-visits are only allowed when priests can’t find young male souls which need saving. Or is that nun-visits? I can’t remember...

[squeegeedegg 715]

2 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Every time someone brings up our coach playing chess, I immediately think of Charlie Strong. So many of us thought he was playing chess while recruiting. In hindsight, he was playing patty cake in the mirror. That’s why he said the cake was baked.

Hindsight is 20/20... I also thought he was taking his time to get the mental evals just right.  Perception and narrative are extremely powerful concepts 

[Okcool 782]

15 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Even non-visits?

I wish he was visiting, but Saguaro HS playing Cathedral Catholic Saturday afternoon in San Diego tells me no.

[ChingoHorns 115]

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Ms. Tralee, Señor Chingo loves you! 

[Scholz 11905]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Doesn't sound like a place I want to visit, he and his winery can fuck off and die. 

I thought the mom jeans would make him less douchey.  But nope.

[Scholz 11905]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

airport talk not going away

What's worse?:

• pretentious travelling to Europe airport talk
• pretentious what kind of doctor are you talk

[Horndog 2167]

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Looks like AA

Maybe at Step 2, realizing a greater force can restore your sanity? 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3867]

2 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

So, somehow Kelee is older than his mom?  Surly medical experts, how do you explain that?

Black don't crack. /Holiday Inn

[MoJames 8240]

3 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Black don't crack. /Holiday Inn

[Stampeder 92]

8 minutes ago, Scholz said:

What's worse?:

• pretentious travelling to Europe airport talk
• pretentious what kind of doctor are you talk

Definitely doctor talk... traveling is mainstream these days

[Rickylovesweed 14137]

7 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Black don't crack. /Holiday Inn

 

[Goodman 3273]

Can we get our BMD's from Southwest to hire a new manager based out of Austin?

[Cairn Horn88 8135]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

airport talk not going away

Just don't call me Shirley.

[Hornius Emeritus 12387]

1 hour ago, squeegeedegg said:

No one is visiting... She was at DFW and made a post with stuffed Bevo saying she's in Longhorn territory, much the same way I've "been to Switzerland" because of a 3.5 hour layover at Zurich-Kloten 

 

You are harshin' my buzz, dude.

[MoJames 8240]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Just don't call me Shirley.

Roger, Roger.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13000]

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

You are harshin' my buzz, dude.

Surly’s reaction to stud recruit mentions:

[sushihorn 3233]

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Surly’s reaction to stud recruit mentions:

We've got reserves...

[Gil Bang 25843]

I wish he was visiting, but Saguaro HS playing Cathedral Catholic Saturday afternoon in San Diego tells me no.

Oh shit. I’m going.

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Foosters 17688]

23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Oh shit. I’m going.

If I were you, I'd dress head to toe in Georgia gear, proceed to get fucking loaded, and direct racial slurs at the Sagurao team.

But that's me.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Longview vs. Lufkin!    Jerrin get your stuff right and kick Haynes King's ass.  Hook 'em!

[sushihorn 3233]

31 minutes ago, Foosters said:

If I were you, I'd dress head to toe in Georgia gear, proceed to get fucking loaded, and direct racial slurs at the Sagurao team.

But that's me.

Did the Pedo Bear incident teach us nothing?!?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

7 hours ago, Scholz said:

What's worse?:

• pretentious travelling to Europe airport talk
• pretentious what kind of doctor are you talk

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

2 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

A doctor on an airplane!  This is my closing argument!

[Babytime 96]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

A doctor on an airplane!  This is my closing argument!

[SizzleChest 8275]

17 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:

That’s a delta scarf.

It’s American as noted above, but you never know.  You never know.

[Leanderman 2256]

I tried to fly United once, but they caught us and did not buy my story about wanting to have South Austin Mom join the Mile High Club. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

LB Antonio Doyle decommitted from Missouri today.  Has a Texas offer, no idea if he's interested.  Aggy thinks they are getting him.

Edited August 29, 2019 by Elmer_Fudd

[Machinator 32097]

Sounds like Ty Jordan might drop soon. Super K made a post saying a source was confident that he'll commit today.

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Sounds like Ty Jordan might drop soon. Super K made a post saying a source was confident that he'll commit today.

What a way to start the season with a feel good story!

[Beau Vine 53845]

18 hours ago, Foosters said:

If I were you, I'd dress head to toe in Georgia gear, proceed to get fucking loaded, and direct racial slurs at the Sagurao team.

But that's me.

No, that's Figurelli.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13000]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

LB Antonio Doyle decommitted from Missouri today.  Has a Texas offer, no idea if he's interested.  Aggy thinks they are getting everyone.

 

[rvm96 1643]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

LB Antonio Doyle decommitted from Missouri today.  Has a Texas offer, no idea if he's interested.  Aggy thinks they are getting him.

Has he visited UT?

[texifornia 56286]

Brace yourselves

 

[SydneyCarton 47809]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Brace yourselves

 

[conVINCEd 21468]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Brace yourselves

 

If he picks us 90% of the crowd will start booing and doing the horns down.