Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan

[Evil Bill Obrien 3103]

[Evil Bill Obrien 3103]

5 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I want Texas in the CFP. That’s all I care about. Michigan losing tomorrow helps that.

Either want Michigan to step on the rake today for the lolz now or have them somehow make CFP title game with this ridiculous story still hanging around their neck for maximum team chaos and lolz later so guess it doesn't really matter...but fuck Pedo State no matter what

[JMFP 1117]

9 hours ago, gatormarc said:

 

I don't agree with Luke. Doesn't say he played for the university. Hell, technically I can say I played football while attending OK State. Would count as much as saying you're on a quidditch team. 

[locodos 5328]

14 hours ago, heso said:

I haven’t read it either but from comments I’ve seen, he’s not allowed to be at the venue on game day. 

Blimp?

14 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

Here ya go:

https://bigten.org/documents/2023/11/10//Correspondence_from_conference_to_institution_dated_Nov_10_2023.pdf?id=9450

"For the reasons expressed herein, I have determined that the following disciplinary action against the University is appropriate:

Effective immediately, the University football team must compete without its Head Football Coach for the games remaining in the 2023 regular season. This disciplinary action shall not preclude the University or its football team from having its Head Football Coach attend practices or other football team activities other than the game activities to which it applies. For clarity, the Head Football Coach shall not be present at the game venue on the dates of the games to which this disciplinary action applies."

That kinda seems like it wouldn't effect the team all that much.  

13 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Michigan joining the SEC would be incredible. We’d have an academic equal (really they’re superior) and a partner in looking down our noses at the rest of our conference brethren. Do it Michigan.

Laughs in Vandy

Smirks in Gata

They are located in Southeast Michigan.

[RomaVicta 29704]

7 hours ago, DreadHead said:

Now they are backed in a ridiculous corner, ready to go down fighting to claim Harbaugh had no idea this was going on. 

Al Capone was just a tax cheater.

[Juicy 722]

Bet

[lilMAC25 3776]

15 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

*advice

"The Big Slow 10 was mean to me!"  Lulz.

No Pedo St fan has the right to ever tell another team to “shut up and take your punishment like a man” after caterwauling about Penn St’s slap on the wrist for COVERING UP A COACH RAPING CHILDREN ON CAMPUS.

[choripan 790]

Michigan side is saying UT is backchanneling what Michigan to the SEC would look like after UM Regents discussed leaving B1G at a meeting next week.

Anyone here read or hear anything about that? I've seen general speculation in this thread, but nothing about UT playing a role.

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

On 11/5/2023 at 11:13 PM, Deej said:

I'm so glad we didn't go the Big 10 route.

So glad you didn’t answer that invitation that was never offered, huh? 

Edited November 11, 2023 by WhatTheBuck

[Deej 76396]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

So glad you didn’t answer that invitation that was never offered, huh? 

If we’d even hinted at it, your cheating, sexual assault-loving conference would have spread its legs open faster than South Austin’s mom.

[6th Street 6329]

15 minutes ago, choripan said:

Michigan side is saying UT is backchanneling what Michigan to the SEC would look like after UM Regents discussed leaving B1G at a meeting next week.

Anyone here read or hear anything about that? I've seen general speculation in this thread, but nothing about UT playing a role.

Lulz just stop

[BigBenBamboozle 1934]

21 minutes ago, choripan said:

Michigan side is saying UT is backchanneling what Michigan to the SEC would look like after UM Regents discussed leaving B1G at a meeting next week.

Anyone here read or hear anything about that? I've seen general speculation in this thread, but nothing about UT playing a role.

[txhorns 2405]

There are no guarantees for teams to make the CFP even if they are an undefeated P5 conference champion.  If Michigan wins out couldn’t the CFP committee just decide to move them to 5th in the standings and leave them out of the playoffs?

[Parliament 14086]

22 minutes ago, choripan said:

Michigan side is saying UT is backchanneling what Michigan to the SEC would look like after UM Regents discussed leaving B1G at a meeting next week.

Anyone here read or hear anything about that? I've seen general speculation in this thread, but nothing about UT playing a role.

[Js1 84995]

1 minute ago, txhorns said:

There are no guarantees for teams to make the CFP even if they are an undefeated P5 conference champion.  If Michigan wins out couldn’t the CFP committee just decide to move them to 5th in the standings and leave them out of the playoffs?

They would not move an undefeated B1G champion to fifth lmao

[choripan 790]

1 minute ago, Parliament said:

Bluto and the rest of y'all overplayed your hand here. Gotta be some consequences, especially for the poverty teams.

['stache 21729]

Fuck the Big 10. I hope Harbaugh wins and Michigan wins out, for the lols. The NCAA is a complete joke as is the Big 10. And I hope we learn about others that have done this and see if they all get in trouble (they won’t). None of them give a shit about cheating. Let chaos reign. Fuck Michigan and fuck the Big 10 or 16 or whatever.

Edited November 11, 2023 by 'stache

[BachelorTrek 2920]

https://www.wxyz.com/news/big-ten-suspends-jim-harbaugh-for-remaining-regular-season-games-amid-ncaa-investigation

Meatchicken's court order text

[Dark Horse 2257]

Harbaugh is going to rappel down from a helicopter before the game, isn’t he?

Edited November 11, 2023 by Dark Horse

['stache 21729]

Hahahaha, they did do it on a court holiday too, that’s hilarious. But there should still be a TRO judge on call. Let him coach already. Fuck PSU and Michigan will get owned by Ohio State soon anyway, like always.

[Pimphand 5552]

Fuck all y'all I hope Michigan rapes Pedo State and Ohio State and shoves middle fingers up every crybaby ass. If Texas misses the playoffs because of it so be it we were some bitch ass dumbfucks losing to that shitstain Sooner team. Maybe the team will learn from it and know how to come out pissed off at everything Sooner related next year.

 

Edited November 11, 2023 by Pimphand

[Evil Bill Obrien 3103]

10 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Harbaugh is going to rappel down from a helicopter before the game, isn’t he?

Should have him skydive in with the American flag for the troops, no way they make him leave then

[Chooky 13292]

Maybe the worst post I've ever read. 

Not you, evil bill

Edited November 11, 2023 by Chooky

[Jebus 1300]

1 minute ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Should have him skydive in with the American flag for the troops, no way they make him leave then

wearing pink camouflage gear for breast cancer awareness 

[BurntOrange&White 39268]

1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Either want Michigan to step on the rake today for the lolz now or have them somehow make CFP title game with this ridiculous story still hanging around their neck for maximum team chaos and lolz later so guess it doesn't really matter...but fuck Pedo State no matter what

In general I agree but at this point I’m for whatever helps US get a playoff spot. 

[Macklemore 2905]

59 minutes ago, choripan said:

Michigan side is saying UT is backchanneling what Michigan to the SEC would look like after UM Regents discussed leaving B1G at a meeting next week.

Anyone here read or hear anything about that? I've seen general speculation in this thread, but nothing about UT playing a role.

UT & the SEC would be foolish if they didn’t run the numbers and seriously consider it. I’m sure the UT admin would cream in their pants if they were able to bring Michigan to the fold. That would be such a home run that you’d have EVERYONE - academics, athletics and alumni excited about landing such a whale. Try to get ND to bite as well and we’d be looking at $30 million more per school per year in our TV contract.

Edited November 11, 2023 by Macklemore

[BurntOrange&White 39268]

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

UT & the SEC would be foolish if they didn’t run the numbers and seriously consider it. I’m sure the UT admin would cream in their pants if they were able to bring Michigan to the fold. That would be such a home run that you’d have EVERYONE - academics, athletics and alumni excited about landing such a whale. Try to get ND to bite as well and we’d be looking at $30 million more per school per year in our TV contract.

UT admin isn’t getting involved in this kind of stuff. We went to the SEC so we don’t have to deal with this shit just be one of the guys. 

[mdmost 42696]

Pete Thamel on Gameday said no TRO hearing for Harbaugh until next Friday. He's not coaching today. 

[BurntOrange&White 39268]

well played BIG doing it on holiday weekend

 

[C-Man 26930]

Pete Thamel on Gameday said no TRO hearing for Harbaugh until next Friday. He's not coaching today. 

[BurntOrange&White 39268]

This is the next Michigan talking point lol. Even though all the reports and letters say that Michigan was given everything. 
 

 

[BachelorTrek 2920]

 

 

[gatormarc 904]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This is the next Michigan talking point lol. Even though all the reports and letters say that Michigan was given everything. 
 

 

Doesn't discovery work both ways?

Doesn't this compel Michigan to actually be involved rather than stonewall?

[Tex Long 4308]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This is the next Michigan talking point lol. Even though all the reports and letters say that Michigan was given everything. 
 

 

According to a lawyer acquaintance, discovery is the name of the game in this sort of TRO request. Let the coverage be dissed.

But first, find someone who can order people to do things they don't wanna do.

[gatormarc 904]

2 hours ago, JMFP said:

I don't agree with Luke. Doesn't say he played for the university. Hell, technically I can say I played football while attending OK State. Would count as much as saying you're on a quidditch team. 

Definitely part of the shadiness for a lawyer to word is such that he was on the intramural team but to make it sound like he played for the varsity team.

That said, I think some Internet Detectives found someone by his name on the Michigan roster in the 1972.

https://bentley.umich.edu/athdept/rosters/search.php?data=football&lastname_option=equals&lastname=Connors&firstname_option=equals&firstname=Tim&number_option=equals&number=&year_option=equals&year=&startyear=&endyear=&letter_option=equals&letter=&position_option=equals&position=&class=any&hometown_option=equals&hometown=&state=&highschool_option=equals&highschool=&sortby=lastname%2C+firstname%2C+year&find=FIND

[Laxtonto 11901]

So the court didn’t see that this was a critical issue that required instant relief, that their case was obviously likely to succeed based on the merits of the case, or outside of the purview of the court.

More interested in the “why” it was kicked to a real hearing without a TRO being granted than anything else…

[Js1 84995]

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

UT admin isn’t getting involved in this kind of stuff. We went to the SEC so we don’t have to deal with this shit just be one of the guys. 

This. Why the hell would we touch this with a ten foot pole? We aren’t even in the SEC yet, let alone trying to call shots and get UM in. I don’t believe they’ll leave the B1G, it’s just posturing 

[BurntOrange&White 39268]

5 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

According to a lawyer acquaintance, discovery is the name of the game in this sort of TRO request. Let the coverage be dissed.

But first, find someone who can order people to do things they don't wanna do.

It’s funny though because all the info out there says Michigan was presented with all the findings of the investigations in order to respond and failed to respond until forced. Their “discovery” is still probably that Ryan Day witch hunt. 

[BachelorTrek 2920]

I guess for Meatchicken it's "NO bet" now with no Harbaugh! Lulz.

['stache 21729]

I hope they all get caught and the conference in fights for a decade. Enjoy that tv money though, lol.

[Tex Long 4308]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So the court didn’t see that this was a critical issue that required instant relief, that their case was obviously likely to succeed based on the merits of the case, or outside of the purview of the court.

More interested in the “why” it was kicked to a real hearing without a TRO being granted than anything else…

From a popcorn-ingestion viewpoint, I want to see Meatchicken give the B1G a finger and have Harbaugh on the sideline, refusing to give in to what they woulda coulda characterize as an unenforceable order. Now what? Announce to a few tens of thousands of screaming fans that there will not be a game? Refuse to allow refs to officiate?

Some people just want to watch the world burn. Choosing betweed Cheating Meatchicken and Pedo State tends to put me in that category.

[Pancho 44181]

26 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

UT & the SEC would be foolish if they didn’t run the numbers and seriously consider it. I’m sure the UT admin would cream in their pants if they were able to bring Michigan to the fold. That would be such a home run that you’d have EVERYONE - academics, athletics and alumni excited about landing such a whale. Try to get ND to bite as well and we’d be looking at $30 million more per school per year in our TV contract.

 

1 hour ago, choripan said:

Michigan side is saying UT is backchanneling what Michigan to the SEC would look like after UM Regents discussed leaving B1G at a meeting next week.

Anyone here read or hear anything about that? I've seen general speculation in this thread, but nothing about UT playing a role.

The University of Texas isn’t getting involved in Michigan’s personal shit.

Some of y’all need to log off for a bit.

[Js1 84995]

5 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

From a popcorn-ingestion viewpoint, I want to see Meatchicken give the B1G a finger and have Harbaugh on the sideline, refusing to give in to what they woulda coulda characterize as an unenforceable order. Now what? Announce to a few tens of thousands of screaming fans that there will not be a game? Refuse to allow refs to officiate?

B1G declares a no-contest and a forfeit in the standings probably. But UM ain’t that dumb 

[nineliveslost 2700]

42 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Fuck all y'all I hope Michigan rapes Pedo State and Ohio State and shoves middle fingers up every crybaby ass. If Texas misses the playoffs because of it so be it we were some bitch ass dumbfucks losing to that shitstain Sooner team. Maybe the team will learn from it and know how to come out pissed off at everything Sooner related next year.

 

[Horn Dogg 3795]

33 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

UT admin isn’t getting involved in this kind of stuff. We went to the SEC so we don’t have to deal with this shit just be one of the guys. 

That may be the intent, but do you really picture us sitting back and letting the Mississippis of the world sit on an equal level with us?

[BurntOrange&White 39268]

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

That may be the intent, but do you really picture us sitting back and letting the Mississippis of the world sit on an equal level with us?

Yea you dumb mother fucker. That was part of the reason we chose and it came from our BOR chairs mouth.

[Horn Dogg 3795]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yea you dumb mother fucker. That was part of the reason we chose and it came from our BOR chairs mouth.

I heard it too, and I’m sure we will go in that way.  But at some point, one of those schools will do something we don’t like and I’m sure we won’t just sit back and take it.  

[ClubWhatever 12082]

They should have suspended the coordinators who used Stallions shit too.  The ones still there.  

[BurntOrange&White 39268]

3 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I heard it too, and I’m sure we will go in that way.  But at some point, one of those schools will do something we don’t like and I’m sure we won’t just sit back and take it.  

Tough shit. We’re tired of being a conference leader. We will finally be in a conference where most teams are our peers. Sec has strong top leadership. I 

[Pancho 44181]

3 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I heard it too, and I’m sure we will go in that way.  But at some point, one of those schools will do something we don’t like and I’m sure we won’t just sit back and take it.  

Like what exactly? It’s like you’re trying to make up some hypothetical to confirm UT is “running thangs” in the SEC which is precisely one of the reasons we’re going to the SEC so we don’t have to run thangs because they have competent leadership