Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Burt Macklin 18960]

 

11 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

i said I was allegic. not that i didnt love it and sometimes suffer the consequences.

Would right now be one of those times? 

[Mother mopar 3262]

How are we supposed to get to 1000 pages with that attitude? 

Who gives a shit if we're reading about shitty beer.

[Carl Spackler 3455]

[Chopper 15888]

19 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

 

[texifornia 55993]

They're all a half step above alcoholic tap water, which is satisfying when they're cold on a hot day.

Except PBR, that shit always tastes skunked.

[Huckleberry 32140]

13 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I can put 8 popular beer cans into paper bags, and not one of you will be able to pick out which one is your supposed favorite. 

In this experiment you give me 8 free beers? You've got a deal. 

[closetohumping 17258]

I know there's some former advertising majors here.  Remember Dr. Murphy's taste test?  He had three different colas and he'd call some kid from the stage to taste the difference.  The guy that went up in my class nailed it. Dr. Murphy said that was unusual.

[closetojumping 61996]

The only positive part about this stupid fucking beer talk is that it has to be irritating @HenryJames and his beer snobbery at this point.

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

They're all a half step above alcoholic tap water, which is satisfying when they're cold on a hot day.

Except PBR, that shit always tastes skunked.

A cold Miller Lite after mowing the lawn in the summer.  Can't really beat it.

[Bevo 13417]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I know there's some former advertising majors here.  Remember Dr. Murphy's taste test?  He had three different colas and he'd call some kid from the stage to taste the difference.  The guy that went up in my class nailed it. Dr. Murphy said that was unusual.

Not really. Pepsi is sweeter than coke. If the third is a diet, then it is easy. If the third is RC, then yeah, it probably muddies the water. One kind of cool experiment is to block your nose and taste an onion. It tastes like an apple. Most of a person’s sense of taste is actually smell.
 

I see ctj posted while I was typing so hopefully we are done for the moment with filler.

[Bevo 13417]

Just now, Bevo said:
 

I see ctj posted while I was typing so hopefully we are done for the moment with filler.

Never mind

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20299]

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

A cold Miller Lite after mowing the lawn in the summer.  Can't really beat it.

A cold Celis White after mowing the lawn in the summer beats the shit out of it.

[BurntOrange&White 38710]

Would HenryJames turn down a free ice cold Miller Lite?

[TheAuditor 1022]

15 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A cold Celis White after mowing the lawn in the summer beats the shit out of it.

WTF is a Celis White?  Any Beer with a color in the name is not a beer.  Its Meade or wine, or bullshit,  but not beer.  

[Burt Macklin 18960]

17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A cold Celis White after mowing the lawn in the summer beats the shit out of it.

Now just imagine if you drank a cold beer that actually tastes good after mowing the lawn. 

[Junior Bonner 6209]

1 minute ago, TheAuditor said:

WTF is a Celis White?  Any Beer with a color in the name is not a beer.  Its Meade or wine, or bullshit,  but not beer.  

Pabst Blue Ribbon says fuck you.

All due respect.

[TheAuditor 1022]

Just now, Junior Bonner said:

Pabst Blue Ribbon says fuck you.

All due respect.

True.  PBR tall boy is a player,  I would argue though the Blue refers to Ribbon not the beer style, but point taken.  

[BurntOrange&White 38710]

[closetohumping 17258]

37 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

A cold Miller Lite after mowing the lawn in the summer.  Can't really beat it.

Ever drink a beer in shower or is that just us alcoholics

[BurntOrange&White 38710]

Just now, closetohumping said:

Ever drink a beer in shower or is that just us alcoholics

Shower beers are goated. A true Friday ritual for me along with some 80s tunes from the sonos

[Redneck Mutha 7832]

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ever drink a beer in shower or is that just us alcoholics

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

 

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ever drink a beer in shower or is that just us alcoholics

 

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Shower beers are goated. A true Friday ritual for me along with some 80s tunes from the sonos

 

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Shower beers are the best beers.

[Davis Lane 5500]

18 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think your #1 may be one of these…

2, 1

[Doc Daneeka 6767]

56 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

WTF is a Celis White?  Any Beer with a color in the name is not a beer.  Its Meade or wine, or bullshit,  but not beer.  

Modelo Negra says this is a nonsensical post. 

[Red Five 40108]

And Red Stripe!

[NorLa Horns 1458]

4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Would right now be one of those times? 

Bourbon. I only drink beer in social situations. Because bourbon makes me not proofread posts and believe my mom when she said i was the most handsome boy ever. 

[BurntOrange&White 38710]

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Modelo Negra says this is a nonsensical post. 

Yellow bellies count for that?

[Magus Ossis 2737]

It’s not technically beer, but this is an excellent choice after being out in the sun.

[Mikey4 2475]

4 hours ago, Chopper said:

 

X, 1, 3, 2

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

Does Duce have a timeline?  How late can he realistically push his timeline out to?  

Edited February 6, 2023 by JesusSweatDuck
typo

[tejas60 3511]

you fuck steins of beer?

[Ragde 235]

20 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Tell me you're poor...

My $10 burnt ends donation should have told you that. Don't judge the beer choice too sir.

[Mikey4 2475]

7 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

you fuck steins of beer?

Who doesn't?

[txhorns 2400]

12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Does Duce have a timeline?  How late can he realistically push his timeline out to?  

Until he needs to enroll to start practicing 

[Doc Daneeka 6767]

36 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Does Duce have a timeline?  How late can he realistically push his timeline out to?  

Major league draft is mid-July. Fall camp sometime in August. 

Is it reasonable to push it that long? Don’t know. Will UGA have a spot for him? Almost certainly, I’d think. 

[Dbeasy 14733]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

They're all a half step above alcoholic tap water, which is satisfying when they're cold on a hot day.

Except PBR, that shit always tastes skunked.

Hahahahaha. 
 

https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/beer-brands/

[texifornia 55993]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Hahahahaha. 
 

https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/beer-brands/

That's nice for them. I ordered it in cans like 5 or so times at different bars, always found it tasted skunky, switched to Yuengling and High Life as my cheap beer go tos, never looked back.

[Mo Horn 8680]

35 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Does Duce have a timeline?  How late can he realistically push his timeline out to?  

Technically the signing period ends on 4/1/23, but after that he can just come to school as long as he's accepted by the university. At some point he'll need to sign scholarship papers if he doesn't want to pay.

Which creates an interesting question. Could he never sign a NLI, still attend and play for Texas, but next year decide to go play someplace else? If he is essentially a walk-on is he bound by ncaa rules when it comes to transferring? I honestly don't know the answer to that? 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20299]

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Now just imagine if you drank a cold beer that actually tastes good after mowing the lawn. 

Like Miller High Life, which uses gelatin made from ground up hog hooves as filler?

[BigDSteve 56]

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Technically the signing period ends on 4/1/23, but after that he can just come to school as long as he's accepted by the university. At some point he'll need to sign scholarship papers if he doesn't want to pay.

Which creates an interesting question. Could he never sign a NLI, still attend and play for Texas, but next year decide to go play someplace else? If he is essentially a walk-on is he bound by ncaa rules when it comes to transferring? I honestly don't know the answer to that? 

Baker Mayfield says “Hi!”

NCAA passed a rule in 2019 called:

the ‘Baker Mayfield Rule‘ as well. This approval from the NCAA allows walk-ons to transfer and play immediately for another school without a waiver, a sharp contrast to the saga the Heisman winner went through when he moved from Texas Tech to Oklahoma a few years ago.

So, I think he would be free to transfer any season, multiple(?) seasons.

[hobbs 238]

10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Like Miller High Life, which uses gelatin made from ground up hog hooves as filler?

Say what? Don't ruin High Life for me, please.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4717]

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

you fuck steins of beer?

That’s you get the head, dude …

[texifornia 55993]

16 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Like Miller High Life, which uses gelatin made from ground up hog hooves as filler?

Urban myth

Quote

"MillerCoors does not use any animal by-products in our brewing process, nor are there any animal sources used in our packaging. Isinglass is not used in our brewing. There are five basic ingredients in all MillerCoors products. These include pure water, malted barley, corn syrup, hops, and yeast. Corn syrup is one of the basic ingredients used in most MillerCoors products as US consumers prefer its taste. Again, we do not use animal derived ingredients in our beer...

"The corn we use to make several of our beers may contain GMO due its prevalence in the U.S. corn supply chain, however, we regularly test our finished products and have never found detectable amounts of GMO in our beers."

https://www.barnivore.com/products/12921-miller-high-life

[ricky queso 96]

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

you fuck steins of beer?

well, not until you drink a bunch of them first.

[Scholz 11892]

3 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

It’s not technically beer, but this is an excellent choice after being out in the sun.

[tejas60 3511]

it's grapefruit, but yeah. fuck that noise.

plus, what happened to the back to cans in that pic? disturbing.

[Leanderman 2207]

Am I the only one here who drinks tan and blacks?

[Pato del Muerto 51913]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Am I the only one here who drinks tan and blacks?

I’ve had a black & tan

[C-Man 26535]

4 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Am I the only one here who drinks tan and blacks?

 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ve had a black & tan

I was going to ask if they were the same thing. I used to love drinking Black & Tan's.

Man, this has me craving a Bass Ale. Loved that stuff.

[BornAndRaised 12199]

It's almost like there's an entire thread dedicated to your beer arguments, and this thread should be about telling us when Roberson is announcing tomorrow, and any updates about Duce (not sourced from futureman)