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1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

it makes me the most sane person on this site

I mean, that’s a pretty low bar. But get the fuck out anyway.

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2 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

Just because yall have blind faith that we're getting a guy that we have little to no chance of getting doesnt make me a troll it makes me the most sane person on this site

the truth frightens and offends these sad pussies. 

10 minutes ago, troph said:

this thread has gotten way popular.  I miss the good ole days when 10-12 of us just got to talk about burgers, mayo and Kendra Scott's fugly nose.

Yeah, that was two days ago. 

1 minute ago, smash said:

Guy who says he knows a UT athletic dept secretary says Urban is OUT

I missed that part. 

1 minute ago, Chili dog said:

I’ve wondered if those city skylines aren’t supposed to be Urban (city, urban...). Then you have the shell (Shelly) eating dinner and signing the contract prior to going out on the town for music, drinks, dancing and celebration with their daughters. That’s just me. 

i'm pretty sure it's 3 sunsets, then you have a buckeye, dinner setting and a feather.  buckeye's eat crow. imho

1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Done. Feel like I joined the online version of the fraternity from Animal House.

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

the truth frightens and offends these sad pussies. 

fisting buds or @NowThis?

17 minutes ago, futureman said:

we appreciate your input but a select few of us already knew the truth about urban. 

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3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I think “Urban Meyer’s Pint House,” a local restaurant & bar that Urban has an owning-interest in Columbus, closes if he becomes Texas HC.

What do you think that restaurant could be worth?  1-3 million?  We'll give him money to open another.

8 minutes ago, troph said:

so seriously is this the current status:

former coach of Urban's who gets in trouble says he's not coming.

Squid says he's coming.

Flightaware has undeniable circumstantial evidence that appears positive.

any other tidbits?

FootballScoop (a legitimate non-9.95 site) confirms that CDC and Hartzell flew out to meet with Urban this week.

Have there been any other reports of reaching out to Plan B options other than the mysterious NFL figure a couple days ago?

4 minutes ago, smash said:

Guy who says he knows a UT athletic dept secretary says Urban is OUT

of the hunt or closet?

Didn’t seem like anyone important was on that flight that landed at Bergstrom. No one recognizably important anyway. 

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5 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

Just because yall have blind faith that we're getting a guy that we have little to no chance of getting doesnt make me a troll it makes me the most sane person on this site

Given that insanity is generally described as “doing the same thing and expecting a different result” and what UT has done in the last decade, sanity is not a trait of a UT fan. Get out of here.

2 hours ago, hpslugga said:

Ok is it just me, or did anyone else read this in the voice of the bastard child of Yosemite Sam and Carrie Fisher?

Sam Elliott, TYVM

2 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

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is that supposed to be you?  I’m right.  I’m the smartest person in here.  urban isn’t coming and I’m the only one who knew that from day one.  I’m an omnipotent god presiding over a city of earthworms.  you survive on dirt. 

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15 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

He's basically a secretary. handles calls and paperwork etc. if anyone would know id think it would be him 

So as tight lipped as everyone in the AD is about this you’re going to call out this guy on social media and risk getting him fired. You’re a great friend. Or, you’re a fucking asshole. 

12 minutes ago, troph said:

so seriously is this the current status:

former coach of Urban's who gets in trouble says he's not coming.

Squid says he's coming.

Flightaware has undeniable circumstantial evidence that appears positive.

any other tidbits?

That's basically it.  The roller coaster has been doing corkscrews in the late afternoon hours.

8 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I think “Urban Meyer’s Pint House,” a local restaurant & bar that Urban has an owning-interest in Columbus, closes if he becomes Texas HC.

Restaurants are a shit business anyways

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14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@derpyhorndog explain

Potential significance of the plane currently going Vegas to Palm Springs was explained in my last post, but short of it is Chip Brown and others reported this morning that Urban was in Vegas today. Eric Nahlin reported today that there was an unnamed "key figure" helping UT in its push for Urban, which @closetojumping confirmed was referring to Phil Knight, Nike founder. CTJ expanded by saying "Knight and Meyer are friends and UM seeks his counsel." Phil Knight's home is off of a renowned golf course in La Quinta, 8 miles from the Palm Springs airport is flying into. The plane also previously made stops in Columbus, OH, HOU and DAL.

Summed up, significance/theory is the plane has prior to Vegas was in some way involved in the Urban pursuit. In line with the timelines and locations of the intel mentioned above, it picked up Urban in Vegas and he is going to meet with Phil Knight in La Quinta. From there, my speculation would be it goes on to LA/Fox studios. 

 

48 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

It was a run down shithole Sheraton on Austin Hwy.

 

Perfect.

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at this point if he's out he can say he's out.  if he's in, timing really does dictate (on Thursday) it's best to wait until after Saturday's game is canceled or played.  When a lag time like this occurs after a deal is all but announced, the shit gets eerie silent and weird.  no momentum makes folks think stall and going the wrong direction.  but if he really was a no, plan B would start to surface.  face saving leaks, too much money, Urban too big for his britches, wants to stay in OH, is a family man, loves serving pints, whatever it is.  I don't see that happening yet.  it's still mainstream starting to pick up the rumors and devoting time to the main story line.  It's completely confirmed meetings happened, offers made.  now silent.  Yeah, I'm not buying he's not coming, I think it's just as likely it's done and they all agreed to wait until KSU is played or cancelled.  That's actually the Texas way, we do care about appearances and a mid week firing isn't our style.  And if he said no, we would hear that from someone other than a friend of a secretary and a police evader.  that quality of naysayer has been here all along.  the high quality leaks of a no answer are not here yet.

15 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

Just because you want Herman gone doesnt mean we shouldnt care about losing. If we cant finish this season strong we'll never hear the end of it from aggy and okie 

prepare your anus

So, had to put in an actual day of work, I detect no substantive news for the day, correct?

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

So, had to put in an actual day of work, I detect no substantive news for the day, correct?

Define substantive

3 minutes ago, troph said:

at this point if he's out he can say he's out.  if he's in, timing really does dictate (on Thursday) it's best to wait until after Saturday's game is canceled or played.  When a lag time like this occurs after a deal is all but announced, the shit gets eerie silent and weird.  no momentum makes folks think stall and going the wrong direction.  but if he really was a no, plan B would start to surface.  face saving leaks, too much money, Urban too big for his britches, wants to stay in OH, is a family man, loves serving pints, whatever it is.  I don't see that happening yet.  it's still mainstream starting to pick up the rumors and devoting time to the main story line.  It's completely confirmed meetings happened, offers made.  now silent.  Yeah, I'm not buying he's not coming, I think it's just as likely it's done and they all agreed to wait until KSU is played or cancelled.  That's actually the Texas way, we do care about appearances and a mid week firing isn't our style.  And if he said no, we would hear that from someone other than a friend of a secretary and a police evader.  that quality of naysayer has been here all along.  the high quality leaks of a no answer are not here yet.

I'll buy what you are selling.

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I'm cracking up at everyone asking for Cliff's Notes and nobody responding.

Best get to reading y'all, only a couple hundred new pages to sift through!

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1 minute ago, CycleTex87 said:

So, had to put in an actual day of work, I detect no substantive news for the day, correct?

Read the last 52 pages yourself. We all had to.

Holy fuck.  I miss 24 hours and this cocksucker adds 100 pages.  Can anyone sum up the day? 

Or I guess I can go fuck myself?

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

is that supposed to be you?  I’m right.  I’m the smartest person in here.  urban isn’t coming and I’m the only one who knew that from day one.  I’m an omnipotent god presiding over a city of earthworms.  you survive on dirt. 

Man, I hope this guy is wrong, but no matter what happens to his butthole I admire both his steadfastness and haughtiness.  This is a man that can undergo a fisting and keep on ticking, methinks.

2 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

So, had to put in an actual day of work, I detect no substantive news for the day, correct?

S.N.A.F.U.

24 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Meanwhile down in Edinburg. 
 

 

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You want some

1 minute ago, CycleTex87 said:

So, had to put in an actual day of work, I detect no substantive news for the day, correct?

mainstream media reporting facts we figured out a few days ago.  that's probably the only concrete info if you wanted just one sentence on this.  I've been asking these questions the last hour and if you go back to my posts/responses to them you'll see it boiled down.  yes some twitter stuff, flightaware appears to still have very strong circumstantial evidence of a yes, but no nothing definitive.  if he's a yes we will likely stay in a holding pattern until KSU is past us.

7 minutes ago, troph said:

at this point if he's out he can say he's out.  if he's in, timing really does dictate (on Thursday) it's best to wait until after Saturday's game is canceled or played.  When a lag time like this occurs after a deal is all but announced, the shit gets eerie silent and weird.  no momentum makes folks think stall and going the wrong direction.  but if he really was a no, plan B would start to surface.  face saving leaks, too much money, Urban too big for his britches, wants to stay in OH, is a family man, loves serving pints, whatever it is.  I don't see that happening yet.  it's still mainstream starting to pick up the rumors and devoting time to the main story line.  It's completely confirmed meetings happened, offers made.  now silent.  Yeah, I'm not buying he's not coming, I think it's just as likely it's done and they all agreed to wait until KSU is played or cancelled.  That's actually the Texas way, we do care about appearances and a mid week firing isn't our style.  And if he said no, we would hear that from someone other than a friend of a secretary and a police evader.  that quality of naysayer has been here all along.  the high quality leaks of a no answer are not here yet.

Solid info!

26 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Meanwhile down in Edinburg. 
 

 

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Just now, Assman said:

Holy fuck.  I miss 24 hours and this cocksucker adds 100 pages.  Can anyone sum up the day? 

No one knows anything and people are freaking the fuck out

13 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

Just because yall have blind faith that we're getting a guy that we have little to no chance of getting doesnt make me a troll it makes me the most sane person on this site

It's not blind faith. We have an expectation that our beloved University can make impact hires for all sports. That being said, Urban is still on the table and will stay there until he gives an answer.

You have completely written off the possibility when it in fact exists. That makes you a fucking moron.

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

seeya later you fucking loser. We don't like your kind around here. 

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24 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Meanwhile down in Edinburg. 
 

 

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9 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Didn’t seem like anyone important was on that flight that landed at Bergstrom. No one recognizably important anyway. 

go on....

11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FootballScoop (a legitimate non-9.95 site) confirms that CDC and Hartzell flew out to meet with Urban this week.

*Flew to California

Just now, immamac said:

did you miss the ms paint too?

dude if it exists we need to see it...

16 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I think “Urban Meyer’s Pint House,” a local restaurant & bar that Urban has an owning-interest in Columbus, closes if he becomes Texas HC.

Sounds like a good place to get "dehydrated" after a bad loss.

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

is that supposed to be you?  I’m right.  I’m the smartest person in here.  urban isn’t coming and I’m the only one who knew that from day one.  I’m an omnipotent god presiding over a city of earthworms.  you survive on dirt. 

You seem like you're intending to raise fisticuffs.  

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