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2 hours ago, tx ind said:

I'm sure no one is interested but here is the video from Cowherd, starts at ~4:55

 

UM says Alignment, Culture and Leadership is what makes a successful program. So now we know where Tom got the alignment word. Problem is Tom's culture is one that lacks accountability and his arrogance and immaturity prevent him from showing any leadership.

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10 minutes ago, General Specific said:


I’ll take what are empanadas for a $1000. Fruit filled or meat filled? I personally don’t give a shit, I celebrate their entire cornucopia of pallet pleasing awesomeness.

Is it time to talk about the greatness of the Pan Dulce!

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Ok before shift change, I have a couple confessions to make.

I haven’t had a McRib in over 20 years. 
 

I can’t remember the last Kolache I had that wasn’t just from Shipley’s. 
 

May CUM have mercy on my soul. 

4 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Who the fuck is Kendra Scott and how is she related to Texas football?

dude, don't ask. it's shameful.

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1 hour ago, MoJames said:

The MS Paint recap of this thread will be amazing

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1 minute ago, NTVTXN said:

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I don’t know who they are because I haven’t bothered to do back and read the last few pages- But anyone who’s calling a freaking piece of meat stuck in a roll a “kolache” probably also gets their salsa from new york city (git a rope). Idoits, all of you.

Or they get their meat stuck in a roll from The Kolache Factory or Shipley's.

58 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

No matter where Urban decides to coach, he will end up coaching against OSU at some point. They are in the playoffs every fucking year.

Well, if you can't join them....beat'm!

Just now, BabaYaga said:

Is it time to talk about the greatness of the Pan Dulce!

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Then we can debate flan vs cremé de caramel.  
 

Both delicious in my opinion 

7 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Who the fuck is Kendra Scott and how is she related to Texas football?

our coach was dipping his wick into Kendra Scott (Jewelry Designer)

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Or they get their meat stuck in a roll from The Kolache Factory or Shipley's.

RIGHT. Damn Cali transplants and Yankees. 
#dontcaliupmytexas

Day crew chief signing off.  Had a Mcrib last night.  Night crew, please clean up after yourself.  We walked in to a pig sty, filled with snickers wrappers, funyans, and extra snug rubbers.

Just now, closetohumping said:

Day crew chief signing off.  Had a Mcrib last night.  Night crew, please clean up after yourself.  We walked in to a pig sty, filled with snickers wrappers, funyans, and extra snug rubbers.

but none of dose nasty mcribs doh.  /winning

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew chief signing off.  Had a Mcrib last night.  Night crew, please clean up after yourself.  We walked in to a pig sty, filled with snickers wrappers, funyans, and extra snug rubbers.

Look at me.

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I'm the captain, now.

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7 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Is it time to talk about the greatness of the Pan Dulce!

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... and in the hot West Texas sun.

 

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4 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I haven’t had a McRib in over 20 years. 
 

i, too, have a confession or two...

I haven’t had a McRib in 50+ years. 
I haven’t had McDonalds in 30+ years.(I take that back, I tried their oatmeal two years ago- wasn’t bad.

Everything else there is pure shit.

I SAID WHAT I SAID BITCH.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew chief signing off.  Had a Mcrib last night.  Night crew, please clean up after yourself.  We walked in to a pig sty, filled with snickers wrappers, funyans, and extra snug rubbers.

Ah, suddenly it all makes sense.  ACtual photo of CTH:

 

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3 hours ago, alphahorn said:

health issues sure seemed to have cleared up. anyone dumb enough to have believed that deserves to subscribe to chippy's rag

Screw it, give him a medical staff on the sideline with him, therapist, psychologist, stress expert, hooker, whatever it takes to maintain his warm fuzzies.

1 minute ago, canadianhorn21 said:

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Loved this cartoon as a kid

12 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

UM says Alignment, Culture and Leadership is what makes a successful program. So now we know where Tom got the alignment word. Problem is Tom's culture is one that lacks accountability and his arrogance and immaturity prevent him from showing any leadership.

Alignment, Culture, Leadership

ACL

Austin City Limits

I think night shift can take it from here.

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Or they get their meat stuck in a roll from The Kolache Factory or Shipley's.

probably say the Word Kolache like it has a Y on the end of it.....

Night crew in.

No more McRibs.  Hell no more McAnything.  McWilliams, Mackovic & Mack Brown.  Enough Mc’s and Mack’s.  Time to move forward.

Hot dogs from here on out.

3 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

chili verde? the fuck man. Chile verde, chile colorado, Chile the country, Texas Chili.

 

Also, we talkin' taco or breakfast burrito.

OK, doesn't verde mean "green" in spanish?  If so, how in the hell does that translate to chili with beans?  Unless it's green beans, in which case I'm going to have to go on a killing spree.

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Night crew in.

No more McRibs.  Hell no more McAnything.  McWilliams, Mackovic & Mack Brown.  Enough Mc’s and Mack’s.  Time to move forward.

Hot dogs from here on out.

Nathan's or Hebrew National

Just now, hobbs said:

Nathan's or Hebrew National

And with which microbrewery beer?

Urban names Yurcich as one of his coordinators of the week in a fox video

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4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Hot dogs from here on out.

Fuck yeah!

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7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Alignment, Culture, Leadership

ACL

Austin City Limits

I think night shift can take it from here.

Another trinity 🤔

6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Screw it, give him a medical staff on the sideline with him, therapist, psychologist, stress expert, hooker, whatever it takes to maintain his warm fuzzies.

Honestly, I think we could seal the deal if we just promised to shield him from all of the extracurricular bullshit that comes with Texas that would contribute to burnout and lack of family time, ask him to do 30 minutes on LHN per week that he doesn't have to prepare for, and let the guy just coach football. What a concept I know, but the BMDs don't need to be sucked off in the Longhorn Club by our head coach twice per month. That is what Pom is for. 

12 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew chief signing off.  Had a Mcrib last night.  Night crew, please clean up after yourself.  We walked in to a pig sty, filled with snickers wrappers, funyans, and extra snug rubbers.

Ha! Night Crew Raw Dogs only, don't try & deflect your self defiencies on us. 

4 minutes ago, hobbs said:

Nathan's or Hebrew National

Um Oscar MEYER

14 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew chief signing off.  Had a Mcrib last night.  Night crew, please clean up after yourself.  We walked in to a pig sty, filled with snickers wrappers, funyans, and extra snug rubbers.

If you get this reference I will be awfully impressed. 

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2 hours ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Why isn't Tom fired yet?

He's going to tactfully, tastefully resign... saving face, that sort of thing.

4 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Portillos.  Fight me.

@ChiTownDoc

Agreed, they are solid (ate there on last Chi visit), but I was talking store bought when mentioning Hebrew National and Nathan's.

It may be pure nostalgia, but I still love me some JCI.

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Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

He's going to tactfully, tastefully resign... saving face, that sort of thing.

Resigning would void his contract payout no?

57 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

I call em pig in a blankets, but if I am going to educate you illiterates on the Czech/bohemian culture I am going to make sure I get the spelling correct.

I blame Mack Brown for people calling klobásníky "kolaches."

That fat, butter-toothed asshole.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Resigning would void his contract payout no?

I am sure the buyout would be negotiated if he actually did that. I highly doubt he would actually resign to force them to pay the whole thing unless they have him for cause somehow. Maybe Kendra Scott sent her file to CDC. 

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Honestly, I think we could seal the deal if we just promised to shield him from all of the extracurricular bullshit that comes with Texas that would contribute to burnout and lack of family time, ask him to do 30 minutes on LHN per week that he doesn't have to prepare for, and let the guy just coach football. What a concept I know, but the BMDs don't need to be sucked off in the Longhorn Club by our head coach twice per month. That is what Pom is for. 

100% Agreed, there's too damn much politicking, and greeting, handshaking bullshit.  Leave all the fluffer stuff to some lacky, coaches just want to coach dammit.  Want a winner?  Let the man focus on coaching.

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Resigning would void his contract payout no?

Under the table deal for smaller buy out, at least that's what I would go for if I was CDC.

6 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Resigning would void his contract payout no?

you can negotiate a resignations also

11 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Portillos.  Fight me.

@ChiTownDoc

Hot Dougs.  Ride or Die and I don't even care that Doug closed it.

20 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Loved this cartoon as a kid

What?  You’re not allowed to love it as an adult?  FTS. 

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Ob la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob-la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on.

 

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