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13 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

fuccboi ran when i approached him at the golf course 

fuccboi called the cops on me & my woos 

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everytime u people cap for @closetojumping is going to make it even more salty when i mollywhop that fuccboi on camera 

 

First of all, this is a made-up fantasy, and a very fucking strange one. Secondly, why does your bitch-ass need to approach him with your woos? Can’t handle a one-on-one fight?

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Anybody have any thoughts on backdoor sex?

Apparently it's "ah-mazing!"

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Mcribs. Fuck Tom Herman. Fuck Chip Brown. Fuck Mack Brown. Fuck Kurt Bowls. IMG_20201212_171206.thumb.jpg.ccf7a0339c3ac7c71fe0510feda21e99.jpgIMG_20201212_171155.thumb.jpg.4dbc723bb5ecf6341d37be08ee8f466e.jpgIMG_20201212_171149.thumb.jpg.ddd72fb4cc0b2817fea2545084f53e44.jpgIMG_20201212_171144.thumb.jpg.8559afc902790c2f0366c4b97b70a57e.jpgIMG_20201212_171141.thumb.jpg.bf051f42696134b589544216df6b8506.jpgIMG_20201212_170933.thumb.jpg.8c5097a54c1ef004154ffa2be90c7d39.jpgIMG_20201212_170939.thumb.jpg.528498a1646c2e00b7d9299dc97c10d5.jpg

Awesome! Good job!

The Terminator tshirt!!!!

Look at those 2 fine young ladies feeding the homeless.  Tis the season. 

The ticket on ESPN is saying “Herman will return for 2021 season.” Mission accomplished to hold on to the signing class we have left.
 

CDC can just point back to his actual statement if he hires someone new in January. 

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Great. One of us is right.

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my freaking phone when haywire, how did I even quote imac's pics.  weird.   phone froze on a post next thing I know it went bonkers.

10 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

The entire purpose of the statement from CDC was to sure up our NS1 guys. If he releases that statement and then waffles on the obvious follow up question, then the first statement was worthless. 
 

We knew this was coming with NS1 happening soon. And we know that we’re still a month or more away from CUM turning us down 100%. I’d say it’s 50-60% Tom is here for 21 season, but what do I know. It’s not like I’m the senior sports writer for the AAS. 

You do know those guys can opt out of there LOI if there is a coaching change. 

1 minute ago, ckhorn said:

You do know those guys can opt out of there LOI if there is a coaching change. 

And that's one of my largest concerns over this press release. I guess the idea is to keep 'croots to just wait until February instead?

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

The ticket on ESPN is saying “Herman will return for 2021 season.” Mission accomplished to hold on to the signing class we have left.
 

CDC can just point back to his actual statement if he hires someone new in January. 

Bingo - No lube needed.

1 minute ago, troph said:

my freaking phone when haywire, how did I even quote imac's pics.  weird.   phone froze on a post next thing I know it went bonkers.

Phones are ah-mazing.

30 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

This is done guys. CDC shit the bed and should be the 1st to go. We are wanting to save what 5 mill here. We are still going to owe the shit another 20 after next year. How much does the University lose in revenue over the next year because we have incompetent management and coach.

They'll lose a lot more $ than the buyout. 

This is like in trading when you are supposed to cut your losers and move on otherwise they have the potential to make a bad situation much much worse. 

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7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Mcribs. Fuck Tom Herman. Fuck Chip Brown. Fuck Mack Brown. Fuck Kurt Bowls. IMG_20201212_171206.thumb.jpg.ccf7a0339c3ac7c71fe0510feda21e99.jpgIMG_20201212_171155.thumb.jpg.4dbc723bb5ecf6341d37be08ee8f466e.jpg

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7 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

First of all, this is a made-up fantasy, and a very fucking strange one. Secondly, why does your bitch-ass need to approach him with your woos? Can’t handle a one-on-one fight?

And what the fuck are "woos"?

Is that like your boys if you're from Gen Worthless or whatever?

8 minutes ago, troph said:

You’re having back door sex all wrong. With enough lube it’s ah-mazing!

I hear it can get a little messy.

8 minutes ago, troph said:

jesus

I am confused. 

F+F+x=input

what is x?

 

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Mcribs. Fuck Tom Herman. Fuck Chip Brown. Fuck Mack Brown. Fuck Kurt Bowls. IMG_20201212_171206.thumb.jpg.ccf7a0339c3ac7c71fe0510feda21e99.jpgIMG_20201212_171155.thumb.jpg.4dbc723bb5ecf6341d37be08ee8f466e.jpgIMG_20201212_171149.thumb.jpg.ddd72fb4cc0b2817fea2545084f53e44.jpgIMG_20201212_171144.thumb.jpg.8559afc902790c2f0366c4b97b70a57e.jpgIMG_20201212_171141.thumb.jpg.bf051f42696134b589544216df6b8506.jpgIMG_20201212_170933.thumb.jpg.8c5097a54c1ef004154ffa2be90c7d39.jpgIMG_20201212_170939.thumb.jpg.528498a1646c2e00b7d9299dc97c10d5.jpg

No fries? 😉 Looks aweome.

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Mcribs. Fuck Tom Herman. Fuck Chip Brown. Fuck Mack Brown. Fuck Kurt Bowls. IMG_20201212_171206.thumb.jpg.ccf7a0339c3ac7c71fe0510feda21e99.jpgIMG_20201212_171155.thumb.jpg.4dbc723bb5ecf6341d37be08ee8f466e.jpgIMG_20201212_171149.thumb.jpg.ddd72fb4cc0b2817fea2545084f53e44.jpgIMG_20201212_171144.thumb.jpg.8559afc902790c2f0366c4b97b70a57e.jpgIMG_20201212_171141.thumb.jpg.bf051f42696134b589544216df6b8506.jpgIMG_20201212_170933.thumb.jpg.8c5097a54c1ef004154ffa2be90c7d39.jpgIMG_20201212_170939.thumb.jpg.528498a1646c2e00b7d9299dc97c10d5.jpg

I think I went to school with the guy in the term shirt. He fucks.

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5 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

You do know those guys can opt out of there LOI if there is a coaching change. 

They won't when Urban is announced.

4 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

You do know those guys can opt out of there LOI if there is a coaching change. 

I think his interpretation is to keep the current recruits committed during negotiations, with confidence that nobody jumps ship if Urbs is hired.

6 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

You do know those guys can opt out of there LOI if there is a coaching change. 

Uncertainty lost us Quentin Johnston last year, makes sense to provide a sense of stability ahead of NSD1 this year. As a bonus, maybe we even sign LJ.

Optics won't matter if the hire is a strong one.

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

lulz

He still didn't say it in that quote. Tom Herman is our coach moving forward into next season. Well we are currently moving forward into next season and Tom Herman is our coach. I mean he certainly might be the coach in 2021 but there is a whole bunch of premature vaginal caterwauling going on in this thread right now.

The question to ask CDC is can fans start cancelling their season tickets because there is no doubt that Tom Herman will be the coach at Texas on opening day.

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Mcribs. Fuck Tom Herman. Fuck Chip Brown. Fuck Mack Brown. Fuck Kurt Bowls. IMG_20201212_171206.thumb.jpg.ccf7a0339c3ac7c71fe0510feda21e99.jpgIMG_20201212_171155.thumb.jpg.4dbc723bb5ecf6341d37be08ee8f466e.jpgIMG_20201212_171149.thumb.jpg.ddd72fb4cc0b2817fea2545084f53e44.jpgIMG_20201212_171144.thumb.jpg.8559afc902790c2f0366c4b97b70a57e.jpgIMG_20201212_171141.thumb.jpg.bf051f42696134b589544216df6b8506.jpgIMG_20201212_170933.thumb.jpg.8c5097a54c1ef004154ffa2be90c7d39.jpgIMG_20201212_170939.thumb.jpg.528498a1646c2e00b7d9299dc97c10d5.jpg

hot damn that looks good. 

Please confirm mayo.

Nothing has changed for me. Trust the process.

3 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

I think I went to school with the guy in the term shirt. He fucks.

Those ladies are counting on it. 

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

And what the fuck are "woos"?

Is that like your boys if you're from Gen Worthless or whatever?

I would have thought girlfriends but that’s just my limited knowledge of the English language.

So are we moving this thread to the archives 

2 hours ago, workinghorn said:


This.

For anyone who still wants Urban, this provides cover for NSD and allows OSU to finish their season.

The ambiguity of the statement gives me more hope that Urban is still in play.


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This sounds similar to my Qanon mother in law telling everyone to just wait until election fraud is proven and Trump continues as President. Ain’t happening!

We need some positivity before night shift, daydreamers. 

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1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I think his interpretation is to keep the current recruits committed during negotiations, with confidence that nobody jumps ship if Urbs is hired.

The competitive, top-rated 'croots already jumped ship due to the inaction by CDC/TH, the same reason the captains opted out of the remainder of the season and/or bowl game.

It doesn't make a shit either way.

how in the hell is my quote of immamac's foodfest before he even posted it?  It's like I was there, but I wasn't.

Edited by troph

And I thought 2021 would be a better year.

1 minute ago, Gravy Train said:

The competitive, top-rated 'croots already jumped ship due to the inaction by CDC/TH, the same reason the captains opted out of the remainder of the season and/or bowl game.

It doesn't make a shit either way.

Still trying to get a few in the fold.

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

And what the fuck are "woos"?

The Reddicks?

Just now, Horn80 said:

And I thought 2021 would be a better year.

Narrator: At that time, they all still believed there would be a 2021.

1 minute ago, troph said:

how in the hell is my quote of imamac's foodfest before he even posted it?  It's like I was there, but I wasn't.

I thought my bud was just really good....that was real...

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

We need some positivity before night shift, daydreamers. 

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Night Shift's got your back, fam.

Anyone point me in the direction of the picture of the longhorn with orange balls? Thought I saved it but can't find it. I thought it was in this thread.

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

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Good thing there's no shortage of idiotic overreaction hot takes.

Turn this love boat around Night Shift

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4 minutes ago, wood said:

Night Shift's got your back, fam.

Amen.

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

'Member when Tom Herman was the right coach?

I 'member.

I remember I remember I remember

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