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6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Ryan Day says “it’s been a tough week” for tOSU.   I choose to read what I want into that.  

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Kirk Herbstreit .. Cringeworthy

1 minute ago, C-Man said:


I hate to say it but I’m gonna be so let down if we don’t get UM at this point.

As you should be.  We’ve played the “up and comer” roulette game twice and struck out.  Urban is as sure-fire can’t miss as it gets

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Or if Tech had bothered to show up against OU instead of getting assblasted by 6 TDs.

..... and if briles hadn't tanked RG3 at tech on t+1 with victory in his grasp.

12 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I like this FOX Sports Book segment discussing spreads and over/under much more than dementia-addled Corso picking games with a celebrity. Even Brady Quinn didn't ruin it.

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He's so coming. I can just read it on his face. He's barely listening to what they're saying, looking down at his hands, trying not to smile. 

9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Damn I hate herbstreit. He’s a massive hypocrite, ignoring the fact his own Alma mater is just like Texas and every other top program.

What's douchebag Herbie crying about now?

23 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Or if Tech had lost to Baylor, like they almost did. 

beat me to it repped

They are doing a weird job of avoiding the Texas-Meyer saga. It’s like going to a strip club with your Baptist mother in law and 3 of your frat bros. You don’t want to look at them tities, but your buds can’t help themselves from buying you lap dances..

7 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

As he should be.

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2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Nudes not showing up 

What server are you on? Ha!

28 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

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Take that shit to the recruiting board. 

Just now, Laxtonto said:

They are doing a weird job of avoiding the Texas-Meyer saga. It’s like going to a strip club with your Baptist mother in law and 3 of your frat bros. You don’t want to look at them tities, but your buds can’t help themselves from buying you lap dances..

Speaking from experience?

Urban getting feisty on Trevor Lawrence there.

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I thought diarrhea is the great equalizer, Coach Meyer. 

So Chipotle is the great equalizer?

1 minute ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

What did Herbstreit/espn say?

I haven't seen it but I'd bet it is something along the lines of "Texas fans are unreasonable, toxic culture, unfair to coaches, blah blah blah". And then he pretends that this is even remotely different than any other fan base of a blue-blood program. In short:

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1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Speaking from experience?

You've never been to a titter with your Baptist mother in law? Huh.

Urban to Lions, trading up for Trevor Lawrence confirmed

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Ha ha! First thing Urban said he did this morning is check the weather (for his flight) for the Michigan State v Ohio State game because weather is always a factor. GMAB he checked Surly first.

Ah, you heard that too...

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Urban getting feisty on Trevor Lawrence there.

I feel like he probably felt the same way about Vince.

Current or future coach? 

16 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm stealing "assonate"

Finomnle. 

Urban really likes the Cyclones. He has repeatedly said so.

8 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

As he should be.

Bullshit.  He’s saying UT fans are horrible with unreasonable expectations.  He’s a hypocrite.  He moved out of Ohio because their fans are so freaking nuts they were harassing his kids.   

This is a better show than Gameday by far, but they are going to take a pretty big hit when Urban comes to Texas. 😎

He's so coming. I can just read it on his face. He's barely listening to what they're saying, looking down at his hands, trying not to smile. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I feel like he probably felt the same way about Vince.

Nah...He liked VY. Pretty sure of it. He really does want to be able to vote on these committees though. He will surely be on them if he can get Texas a few MNCs

I don't think Urban will be in Austin until Sunday evening or Monday.

1. You let the players grieve the loss of Herman (at least the ones who haven't already quit playing for him)

2. Urban is working today, sure he could have packed for a multi stop trip... but they suck and why do you do it.  Let him go home tonight and come in after the Herman ann0uncement not before.

3. We're Texas and doing things like leaving your coach on the tarmac in Kansas sounds cathartic and fun but you don't do those things.

Slow your roll. We're on Step 7 through today and possibly mid day tomorrow.

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Urban telling Bush he didn't deserve the Heisman, he's coming

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You've never been to a titter with your Baptist mother in law? Huh.

How else are they supposed to see their wife/daughter on Christmas?

5 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

What did Herbstreit/espn say?

Basically said that expectations at Texas are far greater than what should be expected given past success

6 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Academia Waltz talk not going away.

Unfortunately, I don’t think it made one of his books. It’s in the Daily Texan archives if it appeared in the paper. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Nah...He liked VY. Pretty sure of it. He really does want to be able to vote on these committees though. He will surely be on them if he can get Texas a few MNCs

Um. Yeah. He was saying if Lawrence wins the title with Clemson then how do you not give him the Heisman. He doesn't like how they vote on it before the postseason. I'm saying he probably felt that Vince should have won it.

5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Speaking from experience?

That’s another story for another time in a different thread 

Just now, ztejas said:

Um. Yeah. He was saying if Lawrence wins the title with Clemson then how do you not give him the Heisman. He doesn't like how they vote on it before the postseason. I'm saying he probably felt that Vince should have won it.

Vince was robbed

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Urban getting feisty on Trevor Lawrence there.

They need to bring up how VY got screwed out of Reggie's returned Heisman the same way.

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Yep.  We haven’t done shit since 1951, so he’s obviously right.  
 

I know it’s a giant pot of cash, but I’d fold up the LHN and then make an exclusive deal with “not ESPN” and invite all schools not in the SEC to join up.  I can’t wait when sports broadcasting evolves that POS network out of existence. 

Okay kids! here comes the coaching session! he wants to coach so damn bad

"where average stops and elite begins" 

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Urban telling Bush he didn't deserve the Heisman, he's coming

You mean the Heisman that Bush has already been stripped of?

Don't tell me this dude doesn't want to coach again.

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

That’s another story for another time in a different thread 

But this is the only thread now

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