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33 minutes ago, dad said:

Someone pretend to be a recruit and call him up and set up a phone interview. Fuck with him and record it then post on here for shits and giggles and likes. #profit

If you do the bolded he'll automatically know you're not a high school recruit.

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4 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

man...there was that 2 or 3 hour window wherein I felt sorry for this dipshit a few months ago.

I remember that. 

 

Thought I could help the little feller out with some career options, but a quick google search tells me the bar in Buffalo NY with the midget in a raincoat that you could piss on for $10 has been closed due to unpaid taxes.

Was looking forward to the .05 discount.. #$9.95pissonhammster

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14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

What the fuck, Karen?

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"Can I speak with Ken?"

 

"Ken?"

 

"Yah, Kenyatta.."

 

"Kenyatta who?"

 

"Ken, ya'atta come down to Texas and get some of this fine wine right here ha ha ha."

 

*click

 

"Yah, his dad says they don't know where this is coming from"

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20 hours ago, Roofle said:

Looks like a screenshot of a message the Hammster sent to a member of the A&M recruiting staff threatening them.

 

The most glorious thing in the world would be for Hamm to go to defcon nuclear option mode and go to the NCAA ----- or Tom Hermann ----- regarding the things he knows about Jimbo's recruiting "process."

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7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

The most glorious thing in the world would be for Hamm to go to defcon nuclear option mode and go to the NCAA ----- or Tom Hermann ----- regarding the things he knows about Jimbo's recruiting "process."

If he tried that, that Karen would go over to his place and kick his ass.  

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8 hours ago, Scholz said:

He's just mad his "wife" is taking it from some other dude.  Seems to be a sore subject.

And that his kids are calling that other dude Daddy.

I'm sorry, I still cant get over this. He married well above his weight class and then he just throws that away to go attend high school football games and high school camps all over the state? The fact that he was listed on her realty website as a realtor tells you she was trying to get him to focus on other things. Absolutely incredible that he would throw away his family for an obscure time wasting hobby for 99% of his readers. 

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10 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I'm sorry, I still cant get over this. He married well above his weight class and then he just throws that away to go attend high school football games and high school camps all over the state? The fact that he was listed on her realty website as a realtor tells you she was trying to get him to focus on other things. Absolutely incredible that he would throw away his family for an obscure time wasting hobby for 99% of his readers. 

Sometimes you have to sacrifice things to be the best in the business.

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I'm sorry, I still cant get over this. He married well above his weight class and then he just throws that away to go attend high school football games and high school camps all over the state? The fact that he was listed on her realty website as a realtor tells you she was trying to get him to focus on other things. Absolutely incredible that he would throw away his family for an obscure time wasting hobby for 99% of his readers. 

She didn't trust the Hamm 

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5 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

"Can I speak with Ken?"

 

"Ken?"

 

"Yah, Kenyatta.."

 

"Kenyatta who?"

 

"Ken, ya'atta come down to Texas and get some of this fine wine right here ha ha ha."

 

*click

 

"Yah, his dad says they don't know where this is coming from"

This gets no love? Buncha fuckin Rain Men.

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