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Trump be playing mind games with Duda.  He be like, "Shut the fuck up!"  And Trump quit talking, but when he leave...he be talking again. 

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Immediately lashing out against NATO on first question from the press.  Same old song and dance.  "They haven't paid their fair share!"  IS NOT FAIR!

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can't believe i'm watching this shit. having a weird day.

4 hours ago, TXSG8R said:

I didn't put much stock into the people claiming Trump is trying not to get reelected initially, but I'm starting to think its possible.  His staff is doing everything they can to try to cover and spin the crazy shit hes saying, and he comes out with "I don't kid" and doubles down on "kung flu".  In 2016 they had a pretty targeted message for blue collar white voters and they were strategic with the states they needed to get the EC win.  Its pretty clear hes losing ground or outright lost ground in key swing states, but he keeps just pandering to his narrowing base.  

That base may not be enough to keep him in office, but it will keep him neck deep in suckers desperate to buy his merchandise and watch his TV cable network. It's a huge audience/market that can always come up with $20 for an insulting T-shirt or $89.99 for the Trump Was Cheated In 2020 commemorative coin. 

It'd be mildly amusing if money started rolling in for him while he was in prison and unable to enjoy it. It'd be justice if he was in a cage on a ship.......

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4 hours ago, Lobo said:

I thought Mussolini was stopped at a roadside checkpoint, trying to drive to a train station in Switzerland?  I could see Trump trying to disguise he and Melania to get safe passage to Mar-a-Lago though. 

could be wrong, but i think he is referring to him being strung up from a light pole. which is what should have happened with Trump within minutes of returning from Helsinki.  or at any point in time since then.

the president of poland supporting trumps position that civil war statues should not be torn down, cool

8 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

the president of poland supporting trumps position that civil war statues should not be torn down, cool

Why did we ask the Poles sooner? We could've avoided this whole mess.

Fucking guy probably supports statues to Kalkstein in downtown Warsaw.  

Trumpers---don't bother trying to understand my reference, your head would explode.  Or you could try reading.  

That was actually a fairly tame presser for his usual batshit standards, it seems.

11 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

the president of poland supporting trumps position that civil war statues should not be torn down, cool

Press should have followed up asking him if he'd be cool with Hitler statues in Warsaw. 

The president of Poland is from the Law and Justice Party (read neo-fascists) who among other things have came to power on conspiracy theories.

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

the president of poland supporting trumps position that civil war statues should not be torn down, cool

And when it comes to symbols of slavery and racism, I really want to hear the opinion of [checks notes of recent Polish politics] a fucking neo-fascist.

Didn’t he place tariffs .... oh nm.

What I really want to know is if he believes this or of this theater.

 

49 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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oh shit, it's Stan Crewshaw!

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

oh shit, it's Stan Crewshaw!

I thought it was a mix of Billy Bob Thornton and Crenshaw.

7 minutes ago, Captainant said:

oh shit, it's Stan Crewshaw!

Who ironically lost his eye to a defective IUD, though not during combat.

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Immediately lashing out against NATO on first question from the press.  Same old song and dance.  "They haven't paid their fair share!"  IS NOT FAIR!

I’m often amazed by how little respect trump has for people doing the things he’s done and how much he has for those doing what he wishes he could.

5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

when excerpts from bolton's book started to leak, the first one was his quote saying basically, "there wasn't one decision trump made in 3 years that wasn't based on the calculus of re-election."

truly illuminating, john.

Yeah, it's not like we didn't see that when he filed for his reelection campaign with the FEC on the same day he was fucking inaugurated. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Yeah, it's not like we didn't see that when he filed for his reelection campaign with the FEC on the same day he was fucking inaugurated. 

This is something else that should be taken up by Dems if they regain full power.  Campaign finance reform should include not being able to announce re-election and fundraising until at MINIMUM 2 years before the next election.  Same for any challengers.  Fucking pipe dream, I know.

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is something else that should be taken up by Dems if they regain full power.  Campaign finance reform should include not being able to announce re-election and fundraising until at MINIMUM 2 years before the next election.  Same for any challengers.  Fucking pipe dream, I know.

Where are the Senator's wives, children, parents, aunts, uncles, friends, etc supposed to work during those four years if not for "campaign"?

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

the president of poland supporting trumps position that civil war statues should not be torn down, cool

Trump is so easily manipulated. 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Man, what the fuck happened to Flaco Jimenez?

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Man, what the fuck happened to Flaco Jimenez?

He got viejo.  Y loco.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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This is what covid-19 would look like if it were (almost) human.

I was worried we were approaching a point when doing a risk/reward assessment of a Civil War might be worth a look...but then Covid-19 showed up and Americans can’t even muster a coordinated effort to fight off a literal plague.  
 

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3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

the president of poland supporting trumps position that civil war statues should not be torn down, cool

Ahh, so a South Pole.

So I just got these two unsolicited text messages.
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Lulz. He’s bringing back coal AND lobster!

 

 

13 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

So I just got these two unsolicited text messages.
 

I'm sorry, I think your phone has the COVID-2020. Maybe you should throw it in a bucket of bleach. What have you got to lose?

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz. He’s bringing back coal AND lobster!

 

Why did he put "lobstering" in quotation marks, but not fishing?  

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Why did he put "lobstering" in quotation marks, but not fishing?  

This is going to come as a shock to some. It's because he is a fucking idiot.

 

 

We have an actual fucking idiot running our country. 

Trump:  "Look, a lot of people go "clamming" this time of year.  But I prefer to call it 'Daddy-Daughter Dance'."   

31 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Why did he put "lobstering" in quotation marks, but not fishing?  

 

31 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Enjoy your “lobstering”!

 

Lobstering is like the same as scissoring but for older gay men who mash their balls together and have lots of moles ladybugs on/around their ass

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40 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz. He’s bringing back coal AND lobster!

 

 

You know, his base is more into "noodling" than "lobstering".

MNGA.

 

 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Trump:  "Look, a lot of people go "clamming" this time of year.  But I prefer to call it 'Daddy-Daughter Dance'."   

I clam and scallop. 

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