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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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Brazillian President update here: https://www.businessinsider.com/jair-bolsonaro-brazil-president-coronavirus-test-positive-2020-3

Says he tested negative actually?

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Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro on Friday said he tested negative for the novel coronavirus, after reports suggested that he tested positive.

O Dia, a major Brazilian newspaper, earlier on Friday reported that he'd tested positive. Fox News later confirmed the news.

Bolsonaro's son Eduardo told Fox News that further testing was being done to confirm the diagnosis and that they expected results later on Friday.

The Brazilian president said on Twitter that he tested negative, adding, "DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE MEDIA FAKE NEWS!"

 

 
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

HEB Summerwood is canceling orders because there is nothing left in the store. 

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19 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Corona elbow bump lol

Except that's the elbow I've been sneezing and coughing into.  Oh well.

 

 

When it comes to toilet paper issues, I’ve got 5 big boxes of those disposable shop rags and a washing machine. I’ll be fine. 

my wife tho?  Yeah, that bitch is fucked. 

 

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7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If Walmart pulls off drive-through testing quickly, that would be amazing.  

I would like to be wrong. But I don't see how this can be done quickly and not be a complete clusterfuck.

16 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

1, 3, 2

What fucking method is this??

Just now, Doc Reeves said:


my wife tho?  Yeah, that bitch is fucked. 

 

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Just now, Zepol87 said:

What fucking method is this??

JT Method?

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Or was it TJ?

FOLLOWING NOT POLITICAL

I think potus is taking more questions from more reporters from more countries then he has in his entire life up until this afternoon.

This is leadership which gives citizens confidence and the psychosomatic bump from the appearance of confidence and capability, regardless of anyone's opinion of the man, is welcome and about fucking time.

That microphone should be tested.  Multiple people have touched it and spoken into it.  

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I would like to be wrong. But I don't see how this can be done quickly and not be a complete clusterfuck.

intake for the roche machines.

19 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

1, 3, 2

3, 1, 2 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

That microphone should be tested.  Multiple people have touched it and spoken into it.  

Careful, don't get too political now

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

That microphone should be tested.  Multiple people have touched it and spoken into it.  

I just assume everyone on the stage has been tested/results came back positive. That is the only thing that makes sense with why so many of them are shaking hands to me

At least that is what I hope.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That microphone should be tested.  Multiple people have touched it and spoken into it.  

Was probably in South Austin's mom a few hours ago too. 

22 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Australia has 156 cases and 3 deaths, its plenty warm there.  

It's their fall right now. Sydney has been averaging about 74 F during the day and 62 F at night. 

1 minute ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

struck up a conversation

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

5 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

What fucking method is this??

I forget if it's the jt method or the other way (name?) from the great shaggy debate, but it's the method where you just put the ranking where they are located in the picture

1, 3, 2 

=

1st, the one on the left

3rd, the one in the middle

2nd the one on the right

5 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

What fucking method is this??

Certainly not doggy method with that ranking order.

fauci on ventilators: hard to predict the peak, trying to blunt the peak, containment, mitigation, that success (flattening the curve), 8 to 9 weeks?, can't give you a number because it depends on how successful we are

 

welp, they are circling the wagons on the hardware and bed topic if fauci is willing to go chewbacca defense on a reporter.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That microphone should be tested.  Multiple people have touched it and spoken into it.  

Everyone up there has probably been tested everyday now for at least a few days now. 
 

I know Trump says he isn’t tested but I don’t believe that. 



look
you post in the CR already
you post in the CR Coronavirus thread already
just take this there not here - it isn't that hard.
you just keep doing this, so it isn't like you aren't aware - so i guess this is just on purpose after the tenth time or whatever number we are on now...



Don't be a whiny bitch. He didn't use a name or discuss political opinion in any way, shape, or form. He pointed out a physical action.

wow. so my neighbors just left for a cruise for spring break. 

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

I just assume everyone on the stage has been tested/results came back positive. That is the only thing that makes sense with why so many of them are shaking hands to me

At least that is what I hope.

Nature Show Narrator:

"In reality we are witnessing the incredibly stupid homo sapien specimen in their smuggest habitat"

Just now, Anastasis said:

wow. so my neighbors just left for a cruise for spring break. 

I think that means everything they own is up for grabs. 

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:


 

 

 


Don't be a whiny bitch. He didn't use a name or discuss political opinion in any way, shape, or form. He pointed out a physical action.

 

 

he is just being shaggy/surly cliche

1 minute ago, smuggs said:

Certainly not doggy method with that ranking order.

I got triggered by it 

2 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Certainly not doggy method with that ranking order.

Least edible ass to the most edible ass 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

wow. so my neighbors just left for a cruise for spring break. 

Ballsy, stupid, but ballsy 

Interesting stat just now in the WH press conference:  Only 1% of the US CV tests performed by Quest Diagnostics have been positive for CV.

26 minutes ago, wutang75 said:

Someone I know got tested this morning. She had no problem getting a test, she made one call and they had her come to the doctors building, she drove in the garage and they came out and swabbed her nose through the crack in her window. Test results back in 2 days.


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7 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Careful, don't get too political now

Exactly. This isn't the place to be talking about how big of a snowflake that librul microphone is. We should not be saying that here. Don't do it. 

6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

wow. so my neighbors just left for a cruise for spring break. 

Prices are cheap.

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

I just assume everyone on the stage has been tested/results came back positive. That is the only thing that makes sense with why so many of them are shaking hands to me

At least that is what I hope.

Only one infected person speaking into the microphone and then it’s on Trump’s hands, Pence’s hands, and several others, and spread by handshakes as well.  Fauci seemed to have avoided touching it, unless I missed it.  

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Was probably in South Austin's mom a few hours ago too. 

Then its immune system would be amazingly robust.  Or wrecked.

2 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Everyone up there has probably been tested everyday now for at least a few days now. 

I know Trump says he isn’t tested but I don’t believe that. 

I would like to believe that.  

10 minutes ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:


Haha. Girlfriend struck up a conversation with him at Central Market last night. Of course.


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9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

fauci on ventilators: hard to predict the peak, trying to blunt the peak, containment, mitigation, that success (flattening the curve), 8 to 9 weeks?, can't give you a number because it depends on how successful we are

welp, they are circling the wagons on the hardware and bed topic if fauci is willing to go chewbacca defense on a reporter.

Trump said they put in a big order for ventilators.  I wish somebody would ask where they are coming from.   

1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

 

Let’s see how vibrant shit is in a month

8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

wow. so my neighbors just left for a cruise for spring break. 

Hurry up and get in that house to get the good stuff before the looters and family pick it clean.

They aren't coming back. 

9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

wow. so my neighbors just left for a cruise for spring break. 

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Prices are cheap.

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Imagine telling your employer that you're taking PTO to go on a fucking cruise right now. 

2 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Let’s see how vibrant shit is in a month

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3 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

 

I was wondering if a little of the euphoria phenomena that occurred in London during the blitzkrieg would happen in these situations. In such a horrible time people just become so happy to see the end of another day alive. 

fauci on ventilators: hard to predict the peak, trying to blunt the peak, containment, mitigation, that success (flattening the curve), 8 to 9 weeks?, can't give you a number because it depends on how successful we are
 
welp, they are circling the wagons on the hardware and bed topic if fauci is willing to go chewbacca defense on a reporter.

I don't have a link right now because I'm on mobile but NYT has a model where you can adjust the degree of intervention and when it starts. It has the peak roughly in July, though it obviously moves based on user inputs.

2020 gonna be interesting.
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26 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Lmao the president telling us how important precautions are as he touches the mic everyone has inches from their face and shakes everyone's hands. Very good leadership by example. 

 

21 minutes ago, Captainant said:

What is wrong with what I said? He is doing the opposite of what he's saying we should do in real time. It's funny. 

 

10 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Careful, don't get too political now

Just negged everyone of these stupid fucking posts. God damn fuck you and Junior Miller and every other fucking Cloak Room shitheel that cannot help themselves and has to come here on this thread and run their fucking mouths because they don't think the echo chamber of the Cloak Room is a big enough podium for their bullshit. WE DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR POLITICAL LEANING BULLSHIT. 

I've learned a lot from following this thread. I've never even seen some posters on this site until this thread and they have a shit ton of posts. You clowns have to be one big circle jerk ring in the Cloak Room. I wish every one of your boring, bawling, whiny asses could be negged back into Shaggy and then be forced to ogle scatporn for the rest of this election cycle. 

 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Imagine telling your employer that you're taking PTO to go on a fucking cruise right now. 

Just fixed the glitch.

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