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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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  • Uncle Boobs
    Uncle Boobs

    Against my better judgment and several beers deep, I have taken you up on this, potentially ending my streak of totally worthless posts. I have done 3 and 7 day averages only on the Worldometer data. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    Daughter’s home. A little PTSD, we’re picking up Whataburger to help.

  • Coelenterate Fuccboi
    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    Just try and imagine GreenspointTexas being the person to intubate you as you fight for your life against COVID-19. You’re laying there gasping for air while he chastises you for all the things you li

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7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

This is correct. 

I keep hearing people say, "But nobody here is sick?!?!?!"

To which I reply, "Exactly."

13 minutes ago, freyguy said:

It's smart to segregate the stockers from the general public.

Thanks a lot Henry Brown

We were gone for spring break. Knew we were low on TP but decided against ordering from Amazon and leaving box by front door while we were gone. I regret that now. People are idiots.

The St Paddy’s Day drunks are now brawling in the street. We’ve descended into drunk madness 

HEB putting some hard caps on a lot of items.  (Look for this coming soon among all retailers.)  Walmart now reducing their hours from 7:30 to 11.
https://newsroom.heb.com/product-purchasing-limits/
I like how HEB has limits on hand sanitizer.  Lulz.
Damn those are still pretty generous caps.
 
I don't understand why people can't comprehend this. You wait until people are getting sick left and right and it's too late. We may already be there and don't know it yet.
4 minutes ago, Okie State said:
7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:
HEB putting some hard caps on a lot of items.  (Look for this coming soon among all retailers.)  Walmart now reducing their hours from 7:30 to 11.
https://newsroom.heb.com/product-purchasing-limits/
I like how HEB has limits on hand sanitizer.  Lulz.

Damn those are still pretty generous caps.

It's like they think they have that much to begin with......

4 minutes ago, Okie State said:
19 minutes ago, Pancho said:
 

I don't understand why people can't comprehend this. You wait until people are getting sick left and right and it's too late. We may already be there and don't know it yet.

We are probably already there.  We haven't had the testing capability.

2 hours ago, NAVY said:

 

The olds need to be grounded. 

Phrasing!

Governor Polis closed all ski resorts in Colorado, essentially ending the season. That explains why Vail / Steamboat & Winter Park all closed.

It definitely sucks, but it's clearly the right thing to do. People can't be trusted to not be morons and go and be disease vectors in areas without the proper health care. 

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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Found Justin Weiss Smith’s Twitter account

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9 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Thanks a lot Henry Brown

shaking my head smh GIF

Tried to set up curbside pickup at H-E-B and the first available slot is 4 days away.

This is fine

 

3 minutes ago, stone oak said:

Found Justin Weiss Smith’s Twitter account

Who are you and why did you make a new account

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

Tried to set up curbside pickup at H-E-B and the first available slot is 4 days away.

Take it.

Mountain towns here in CO are going to be hurting.  High cost of living and no economy save for tourism.

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Tried to set up curbside pickup at H-E-B and the first available slot is 4 days away.

Instacart just delivered for us.
4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who are you and why did you make a new account

Long time lurker on my old account. Email got infected with coronavirus so I made a new one with Daddario’s tits.

1 hour ago, Somnio said:

Loved that era of MTV.  Tom Green, Jackass, Andy Dick?!?  The stupidity and absurdity was contained to humorous television shows, not "real life".

I have two teens, watched Jackass the movie with them this afternoon.  When the kids saw the lower res opening studio shots before the film starts they were like " is this one of your old movies with horrible special effects?"    After the opening scene and the rental car crash up derby they were laughing and like "what the hell is this?"   Me: "just wait"

i watched their reactions more than the movie....  good times!

Long time lurker on my old account. Email got infected with coronavirus so I made a new one with Daddario’s tits.


Nowthis?
Just now, 1978horn said:

 


Nowthis?

 

The Derel. I’m the worst. 

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This is fine

 

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My ER nurse friend in SA says her hospital is getting filled with people with coronavirus symptoms already. Not quite overrun yet but it’s getting there. 

I'm thinking that there aren't a bunch of sleeper agents out there spreading it.  Some sure, but not on the order of 100,000+

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Magic undies under your ski pants will protect 

Just have a couple hot drinks and wait for this whole thing to blow over. 

37 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

This is correct. 

I keep hearing people say, "But nobody here is sick?!?!?!"

To which I reply, "Exactly."

Always 2/3 weeks behind with this virus. We have to think weeks in advanced 

Thanks Scott

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Thanks Scott

 

This is why I was smart enough to finish shopping yesterday morning.  I got the last 37 rotisserie chickens at my store.  

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This is fine

 

Why is it so packed ?

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Why is it so packed ?

ORD is one of the 11 airports designated to screen incoming international passengers.

 We opted to funnel them into fewer place to spread the virus easier? 

43 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I can relate to this because we have always struggled with this in the cybersecurity industry, everything is considered an act of paranoia by outsiders and the measure of a good security program is one where major breaches are avoided. So if you are doing a good job and everything is quiet people question your budget. "Nothing bad happens, why are we spending so much money on security?" On the other side, organizations that get completely owned always throw money at the problem after the horses already left the barn but they are so fucked, it will take over a year and a shit ton of money to clean the place up.

 

50 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Right you are, Ken!

6 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Why is it so packed ?

O'Hare sucks for international arrivals on a good day but now it's one of only 13 airports designated for international arrivals which include extra screening which is a recipe for a monumental shit show

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

ORD is one of the 11 airports designated to screen incoming international passengers.

 We opted to funnel them into fewer place to spread the virus easier? 

I mean when I first read about the designated airports I thought to myself: good, they probably have those airports ready for the influx. 
 

Wow. Was I a dumbass. 

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