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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Yeah he is fucking scared shitless about the market. 

which has been artificially inflated by [checks notes] his tax cuts and those ceos to whom he spoke deciding to [checks notes] use that tax cut revenue to buy back stock rather than trickle it down to rank and file. 

oh, okay.

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don't like the looks on these peoples faces. 

lulz, he's going to "go and take some calls" ie, not taking any questions from you fucking plebs.

And now downplaying the threat of the virus. Fuck him. Somebody whose family member dies as a result of this shit will go hardcore and try to take him out. 

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LOL, he is leaving it all to Pence to handle, because he is happy about the Fed.

Seriously, they have no concrete plan, no advice, no guidance. Just bullshit. "Do what the experts say" but they refuse to say what that is. "Doing great things" but again they refuse to say what that is. And now, fucking taking credit for the things private groups are doing. Fucking ridiculous. 

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Gah, stop cheerleading and back patting and get to the facts Pence.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

We’re probably going to have more people infected than China. 

100%

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

We’re probably going to have more people infected than China. 

We're going to have more dead than they have infected. 

So...  Are we gonna close, you know, anything?  

Pence is just as full of shit as Trump, but he's way better at delivering it. 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

We’re probably going to have more people infected than China. 

Absolutely. Hope I'm wrong. 

19 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Interest rates going to 0

My dog took a pretty dump this morning.

Oh, I thought we were talking about things that will have no impact at all.

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Those folks in the back row look like they've seen sh*t and have had enough of the clown show.

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The former leader of the A&M HSC standing to the right of Pence. I feel so much better now.

As the president always says “we’re all in this together.” Uhhh...wut? I’ve never heard him say that. 

So there's been more than 500 new cases today 

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I should be fair, though; his medical certification is from UT Southwestern.

3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

The former leader of the A&M HSC standing to the right of Pence. I feel so much better now.

"If we fill a jar with the jizz of every red-blooded American male, we will be fine."

2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

So there's been more than 500 new cases today 

Fake news.  We're doing great.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

As the president always says “we’re all in this together.” Uhhh...wut? I’ve never heard him say that. 

Yeah, I always get “we’re all in this together" and "And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything"  confused as well. 

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

please stop saying tremendous.  the word has lost all meaning.

These assholes are still doing things they should have done a month ago. 

Um, no. When you have tremendous control of a virus, it spreads at an exponential rate, causing society to come to a screeching halt. You clearly didn't go to virus school. 

1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

Men run to the sound of gunfire. We don't run and tell daddy that somebody was mean to us.

Fuck off. The report button is there for a reason. He's shit posting. Repeatedly 

Hahaha big donut and pizza party! Kill me now. 

these fucks are awfully self-congratulatory. it's nauseating. "oh, they've had nothing but pizza and donuts" HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY

What did Chris Rock once say about people bragging about doing what they're supposed to do?

Man, hilarious. Glad they're having fun.

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

What did Chris Rock once say about people bragging about doing what they're supposed to do?

You want a cookie?

how does this dr fauci justify going on cable shows and saying one thing, and then saying completely different things at the podium?

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What did Chris Rock once say about people bragging about doing what they're supposed to do?

 

3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

these fucks are awfully self-congratulatory. it's nauseating. "oh, they've had nothing but pizza and donuts" HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY

give them a break they've been working around the clock!!!!!1

so much best work.

Just for kicks, I took the data from the following website:

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

for the period from March 1 - March 14th and ran a trendline to see how close an exponential formula matched up with the recent data.  The resulting formula was:

Infections = 72.847 exp(0.2865 x n), where n = the number of days 3/1/20

with an rsq = 0.9989, so a pretty tight match.

Plug in n=30 for the projected number of infections by March 31 - 393,707 cases.  So, yeah, we better hope that our social distancing efforts (and any other factors that we may luck into) make a difference, or we're pretty much fucked pretty quickly.

If you want to see the impact of efforts to curb the spread of the disease, the website offers a logarithmic graph option for the total cases - no impact = a straight line on the log graphs, effective efforts cause the log graph to bend downward.  The US data trend is starting to bend down over the last day or two, so hopefully this demonstrates the impact of the recent shutdowns of large gatherings / businesses in the U.S.

 

** Obviously, this is an extremely simplistic analysis, and there are a lot of factors that come into play in modeling this stuff out, but it's eye-opening.  I wish people understood even the basic math involved.

 

Isn’t this the prick that had to be lectured about morbidity rates? 

This administration will finally get testing in place when it’s too late because everyone will already have it, but won’t have done anything to get additional hospital facilities and equipment in place to treat the afflicted.

 

The situation will then devolve into the creation of death panels with Trump issuing a thumbs up or thumbs down as patients are wheeled in gurneys in front of the White House.

 

2 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Just for kicks, I took the data from the following website:

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

for the period from March 1 - March 14th and ran a trendline to see how close an exponential formula matched up with the recent data.  The resulting formula was:

Infections = 72.847 exp(0.2865 x n), where n = the number of days 3/1/20

with an rsq = 0.9989, so a pretty tight match.

Plug in n=30 for the projected number of infections by March 31 - 393,707 cases.  So, yeah, we better hope that our social distancing efforts (and any other factors that we may luck into) make a difference, or we're pretty much fucked pretty quickly.

If you want to see the impact of efforts to curb the spread of the disease, the website offers a logarithmic graph option for the total cases - no impact = a straight line on the log graphs, effective efforts cause the log graph to bend downward.  The US data trend is starting to bend down over the last day or two, so hopefully this demonstrates the impact of the recent shutdowns of large gatherings / businesses in the U.S.

 

** Obviously, this is an extremely simplistic analysis, and there are a lot of factors that come into play in modeling this stuff out, but it's eye-opening.  I wish people understood even the basic math involved.

 

Don't worry, we won't have enough tests available to confirm all those cases. 

this is truly embarrassing. "decisive leadership the president has brought...." uh, what? even today his net advice was "relax, we are good," which we are not good.

now i have the personal opinion that this shit is here and is deadly to the elderly and others with underlying conditions, but asymptomatic or low level in other demographics.

but the utter lack of seriousness these fucks have treated this situation is appalling. 

these guy have been working so fucking hard, and they have nothing. it's always tomorrow with these fucking people.

JFC. Not everyone needs to be sucked off daily. 

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