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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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31 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


My dick is so old it saw President Eisenhower on the b&w TV. Do not harsh my mellow with Jeebus Karen.

Weird time and place to admit as a kid you wanked off to 'ol Ike on the black and white telly but however you celebrate is A ok. 

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3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I think he said Flagstaff

 

1 minute ago, Updawg said:


Flagstaff

Okay, so Coconino county. That county is now a total of 62.6-37.4 in favor of Biden if you ignore Jorgensen votes. That batch was 55.9-44.1 in his favor. Arizona will definitely be close and may be leaning toward Trump.

fuck this shit.  I'm gonna go fuck the GF and get about 7 hrs sleep.    Let me know if anything big happens.  

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I get a feeling the media is playing up AZ really being in play to keep Trump backers all about the counting.  I think it's going to Biden and they're all 99% sure.  I guess you can say you shouldn't call anything unless its 100% but I don't think FoxNews guy who called it early will end up looking like a moron in the end.  AZ, PA, GA, NV all to Biden then Trump looks like an even bigger idiot trying to argue some mass conspiracy all the while providing exactly zero proof.  His meltdown is only going to get better and better.  I'm pumped. 

    All of these states need to hit for the exact reasons you said. We need Donald to look like an absolute idiots putting all his eggs in one place, meanwhile the other 3 roll over him too. That would just about put to bed any thoughts of turning over PA through litigation.

Another mini Georgia dump.

Biden won this batch 1,020-702. That would be a bad sign if it's Clayton County, I wonder if it was one of the still outstanding Trump counties.

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2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 I'm gonna go fuck the GF and get about 7 hrs sleep.  

I'd do the same, but I'm afraid my wife might wake up. 

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Twitter is really starting to lay the smack down on these Republicans spewing crap.

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I very much feel sorry for you bama chick. You’ve got six years of listening to brain dead football analogies like this.

10 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I get a feeling the media is playing up AZ really being in play to keep Trump backers all about the counting.  I think it's going to Biden and they're all 99% sure.  I guess you can say you shouldn't call anything unless its 100% but I don't think FoxNews guy who called it early will end up looking like a moron in the end.  AZ, PA, GA, NV all to Biden then Trump looks like an even bigger idiot trying to argue some mass conspiracy all the while providing exactly zero proof.  His meltdown is only going to get better and better.  I'm pumped. 

I think they won’t call it because assholes Like me are giving them record tv ratings right now.

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL.  He gets one more night before he's a one termer!!!!

The SoS office has gone to bed...... maybe.

 

Another of the countless reasons why coordinated voter fraud is so ridiculous. These are just regular dudes (and gals) who wanted to make a few bucks and not have to work past 9pm.

13 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

 

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be afraid, Donald.

And even worse she is represented by an absolute fucking dumbass. 

6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I have a dipshit friend in PA like this.  He was positive PA was all Trump because his entire neighborhood was Trump signs.  I have been unloading Gritty meme after Gritty meme on him.  He went from laughing half heartedly to radio silence...but the memes...the memes keep hitting his inbox.  I mean - he pretends this isn't serious to him but if he can't laugh at gritty memes, then a I think we all know he's FOS.  

I 100% guarantee that she'll force my dad to move within a few months if Arizona ends up blue. She's one of those.

Gator's a spry ol' geezer. He bought MFC Danger Girl and me dinner in New Orleans a few years ago (still owe you, man). Btw, she moved back into the French Quarter last week.

I can still see her drunken weaving back from the ladies room - with a long train of toilet paper hanging from the back of her tights. And her stealing my steak knife to “protect herself”. Good times. Sadly, Covid put that joint (Blind Pelican) out of business. Too bad. Really cheap good oysters.

I thought the morning light would find her wearing a bloody suit of your skin ...and those cheap plastic heart shaped sunglasses.
16 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I get a feeling the media is playing up AZ really being in play to keep Trump backers all about the counting.  I think it's going to Biden and they're all 99% sure.  I guess you can say you shouldn't call anything unless its 100% but I don't think FoxNews guy who called it early will end up looking like a moron in the end.  AZ, PA, GA, NV all to Biden then Trump looks like an even bigger idiot trying to argue some mass conspiracy all the while providing exactly zero proof.  His meltdown is only going to get better and better.  I'm pumped. 

rooting for arizona to biden simply for the fox news guy who called it on election night and refused to take it down.*

 

 

 

*since it now appears that arizona's 11 votes are not going to matter in the end.

48 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Beth Moore is who you want in the sack.

emily ratajkowski is who i want in the sack

 

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Doubt it.  They probably have a 9-5 staff for website stuff, and aren’t keeping them too late.   

Keep in mind that any Republican fuckery will drive up voting for the Senate runoffs   And apparently people who aren’t already registered, will be able to register and vote   

 

Registration isn't the issue. I believe that 7.6 out of 8M adults over 18 in GA were registered this cycle. Props to Stacey Abrams. Getting the 2.6M that didn't vote to turn out is a much bigger challenge.

26 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I love being a global laughingstock.
 

Damn, how I love the ozzies. 

41 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Yeah, I've seen this innumeracy ad nauseum on Twitter the last 72 hours. 

People always forget to subtract the other guy's share.

Also, 75% of 36k is 27k, but...

13 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

fuck this shit.  I'm gonna go fuck the GF and get about 7 6 hrs 59 minutes of sleep.    Let me know if anything big happens.  

Fify

9 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

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be afraid, Donald.

 

7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I 100% guarantee that she'll force my dad to move within a few months if Arizona ends up blue. She's one of those.

Wyoming is nice in the summer.  Hope she doesn’t choose AL or MS. 🤣

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1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

Clayton just did a mini dump of 268 ballots. Shit you not, the results were 249-19.

Where did you see this?

Weird time and place to admit as a kid you wanked off to 'ol Ike on the black and white telly but however you celebrate is A ok. 

It was that hottie Maime.

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43 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Yeah, I've seen this innumeracy ad nauseum on Twitter the last 72 hours. 

People always forget to subtract the other guy's share.

I'm pretty out of it at the moment but I also believe 75 percent of 36k is 27k.  Not 28k

I can't believe so many people are this bad at very simple math. Oh wait this country chose trump to lead it then after he nearly burns it to the ground they almost chose him again. 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Where did you see this?

This kid's been tweeting results from the SOS site all night.

 

 

19 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

fuck this shit.  I'm gonna go fuck the GF and get about 7 hrs sleep.    Let me know if anything big happens.  

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Feel bad for Alabama. Huge chunk of their population is poor and uneducated. Just elected not only a football coach but a stupid one to run their state. 

Maybe that next Republican grifter six years from now will improve their education and not give tax cuts to the top .01%. Who knows!

Starting to get a bit of a second wind.  Could use some more Gritty Memes.  Think I’m good until 2CST.   

COME ON PHILADELPHIA 

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20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

fuck this shit.  I'm gonna go fuck the GF and get about 7 hrs sleep.    Let me know if anything big happens.  

Skip the girlfriend and get 7:05 hours of sleep.

1 minute ago, Wanker Bob said:

I'm pretty out of it at the moment but I also believe 75 percent of 36k is 27k.  Not 28k

I can't believe so many people are this bad at very simple math. Oh wait this country chose trump to lead it then after he nearly burns it to the ground they almost chose him again. 

The percentage in Allegheny was 78%.  78% of 36k is just over 28k.  Minus just shy of 8k, you get a net of roughly 20k votes.

2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

This kid's been tweeting results from the SOS site all night.

 

 

That's why I'm confused. The Georgia SOS site hasn't changed for a while. Nor has the Clayton County site.

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Starting to get a bit of a second wind.  Could use some more Gritty Memes.  Think I’m good until 2CST.   

COME ON PHILADELPHIA 

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2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The percentage in Allegheny was 78%.  78% of 36k is just over 28k.  Minus just shy of 8k, you get a net of roughly 20k votes.

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Nights like these I wish Twitter would reinstate Bill Mitchell so we could all laugh and @ him. 

The Secret Service ramped up Joe and Kamala’s details today.

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Starting to get a bit of a second wind.  Could use some more Gritty Memes.  Think I’m good until 2CST.   

COME ON PHILADELPHIA 

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Just ate an edible.  Not smart.  

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

Bernie Bro?

I'm out. I'll check on the total of 10,000 votes reported nationwide over the next 5-1/2 hours when I wake up.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

people are too impressed by simple mental math

#3-time uil state number sense champ

You must have needed pussy repellent to keep the girls off of you

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Starting to get a bit of a second wind.  Could use some more Gritty Memes.  Think I’m good until 2CST.   

COME ON PHILADELPHIA 

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we're about 20k away from...

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Just ate an edible.  Not smart.  

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Just ate an edible.  Not smart.  

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9 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


It was that hottie Maime.

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Isn't there substantial rumors she would get freaky with all the White House help? Or is it another old white first lady im confusing her with?

i got about another hour in me.  maybe something cool will happen in that time?

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