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4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

That's not violence. That's a sissy boy slap party.

These people would get their asses handed to them if they got tangled up in a college football rivalry brawl.

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    Slocum’s Razor

Puffing out his chest while sucking in the potbelly. Truly his fathers son 

Sadly I rock this move, but old buddy has got some big ol man titties he can’t hide

That fat fucker hasn't worked 5 straight days in his life.

I am pretty interested in how midterms play out. Are we sure that republicans in tight races will want his help?

4 minutes ago, woohorn said:

That fat fucker hasn't worked 5 straight days in his life.

I am pretty interested in how midterms play out. Are we sure that republicans in tight races will want his help?

This.  

I don't care what he says.  He's not grinding anything out.....

9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

An isolated slap fight with a few blindside punches and kicks indicates to you that things are getting out of hand? Take a Xanax. 

 Truth, tailgates at a UTEP-Texas Tech game make this look like a picnic.

 

4 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

That should give Democrats another 10 seats or so.

So Dotard STILL thinks that there was nationwide polling in 1865, doesn't he?

Lmao did he really dig up a year old tweet? That's just lazy shitposting

 Is Rudy drunk this morning or typing in a foreign language then using Google translate? 

In other news, mainstream media continues to push the narrative that the sky is blue.

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Fish is thinking “Wait, it was supposed to be hook, line and sinker, not hookup, lyin’ And stinker!” 

31 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Is that their child?

10 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Is that their child?

It has her mouth and his eyes

Keep banging the wall drum, Donald.  It's a big winner among the 60% of the country that's not part of your moron base.  It should really help in the midterms.

33 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Titanic was treated very unfairly in its press coverage.

There were very good people on both sides.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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If those 2 had a kid, it would come out looking like Mr. Ed or SJP. 

Trump on Mexican immigrants: “They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Titanic was treated very unfairly in its press coverage.

 

Other than THAT, unsinkable Molly Brown, how was the voyage across the Atlantic?

seent a bunch of this nonsense at crystal beach yesterday. “trump: no more bullshit”

they took our jerbs/boomin economy/trillionaire businessman can make better deals talk not going away

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Because when I am at the beach for the weekend the first thing I want to think about is politics. 

Fuckin imbeciles

seent a bunch of this nonsense at crystal beach yesterday. “trump: no more bullshit”
they took our jerbs/boomin economy/trillionaire businessman can make better deals talk not going away
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username at Crystal Beach definitely checks out.
How can you have no chin AND a double chin?


So its just a chin

Surprised none of the Jeb fans or Centrists here shared this:

 

20 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Surprised none of the Jeb fans or Centrists here shared this:

 

Obama exceeded that number like 3 times. 

Just now, Mojo Hand said:

Obama exceeded that number like 3 times. 

 

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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surprised no one has noted the wording on the cap of the supposed lady.  it's misspelled (of course) but it's there to warn junior of his next big worry.

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49 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

There are Jeb fans?

They’re low energy so you don’t hear from them much.

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