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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado


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Before kickoff tonight the Longhorns come without all year starters at many skill positions. Sam will try his bestest to run away from the buffaloes that will surely be crashing through the decimated offensive line. RoJo will be the key to victory with his trusty sidekick Bijan Robinson who need to rush for a combined 200 yards to win the game. Colorado will come out in a strange cloud of skunky smelling smoke and be lethargic asking for snacks on the sidelines and throughout the game. Tom Herman will do his best turtle impression and fully display his completely limp dick energy in what is certain to be the final game as his coaching career at Texas. 

Final prediction. 33-27 Texas. 

There are real threads on why these players are out if you are interested they span the football and recruiting boards. 

One of our posters @pacman predicts this:

Turtle Tom

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went to Oz

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to ask the wizard Gritty

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for some  courage.

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We win tonight boys.

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