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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
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    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
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    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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29 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

500 pages of downfalling

and yet still no real consequences

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


did she take out her implants ?

5 seconds with an air wrench.

Brrrt off.

Brrrt back on.

Silicone taken out, stolen TS Documents in their place. 

5 hours ago, Hermanator said:

That's what happens when you are an evil group of people like Republicans with no morals, no standards, no empathy, and where money and power are all that matters.

Trump committed the only sin that could get them to turn on him. After 2016 he became an election loser. 

He also could’ve made more of an effort to convince people to get vaccinated. He brought up the vaccine at a rally once, got booed, and that was the end of that.

5 hours ago, Constant said:

Theres also a good chance he cheated to win 2016. 

If he didn’t, it wasn’t for lack of trying.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Odds this is the reception spread?

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One of my all time fav trump moments 

Ivanka looks like hammered shit.

It’s tacky to be mean about a bride on her wedding day.

So I’ll shittalk her horribly done hair color and hideous wallpaper-ass dress tomorrow.

Is Tiffany’s mom there? I wonder how she’s looking these days. 

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Okay Marla!

She is a FANTASTIC example of the correct way to have face work done

Her surgeon and aesthetician are geniuses.

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Better than the new model, honestly.

Oh...that fucking aggy thumbs up.  But Tiff's mom is looking nice.

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He also could’ve made more of an effort to convince people to get vaccinated. He brought up the vaccine at a rally once, got booed, and that was the end of that.

That pissed him off so much, he wanted credit for how fast it was developed, how much was spent on it, how quickly it was deployed, etc.  Just burned him that he got no credit for it.

10 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Better than the new model, honestly.

 

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19 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

They do now!

 

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csb Swingline did not make a red stapler so the movie people had to craft one. /csb

They do now though. But people keep trying to steal it from me.
45 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Lulz nice color choice for the step mom

what trash

I bet Trump still thinks his daughter married an albino even though everyone keeps telling him "Albanian."

14 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Better than the new model, honestly.

 

Wow, Dotard looks bad, even for Madame Tussauds.

22 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Ivanka looks like an escaped elf from a Christmas parade float.

More like a budget-price Vegas call girl.

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That clip wasn't very funny, and I love Chappelle and dgaf about cancelling comedians.

Chappelle hasn't changed.  Not in 35 years.  Everything else changed, and not always for the better.

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30 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

Its way past time for this to happen with Voight...

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

The soil you say?  He's not a nazi at all, no sir.

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

He's not wrong. Nothing builds soil faster than mixing in bullshit.

What happens to non-billionaires that get caught.

 

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HARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) — Citing the “great danger” that a Navy engineer and his wife posed to U.S. security, a federal judge gave both of them lengthy prison terms Wednesday for a plot to sell secrets about nuclear submarines to what they thought was a representative of a foreign government.

U.S. District Judge Gina Groh, who in August rejected earlier plea agreements that had called for reduced sentencing guidelines, sentenced Jonathan Toebbe to more than 19 years and his wife, Diana Toebbe, to nearly 22 years. The sentences were handed down on Jonathan Toebbe's 44th birthday.

 

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dumb question but even in "wedding heels"...how the fuck is she basically her father's height?  

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well damn, she nails it !

 

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Marla, Tiffani, and Melania seem like the only ones who wanted to be there.

at least gilfoyle knows what she's about

12 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

at least gilfoyle knows what she's about

This.

Jesus. She went full wicked witch when everyone else trying to pass their evil step sister asses.

 

 

I have a 6 and 4 year old girls.

I watch a fuck ton of Disney+.

BTW, that bundle of Hulu, ESPN+, and Disney+ for 19.99 (no commercials) is a pretty solid steaming value. 
that is all.

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5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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8 hours ago, chainsaw said:

That clip wasn't very funny, and I love Chappelle and dgaf about cancelling comedians.

It might have been the least funny couple of minutes, but overall it was pretty damn good.

 

 

1 minute ago, JohnnyRage said:

It might have been the least funny couple of minutes, but overall it was pretty damn good.

 

 

Yeah i saw the rest of the monologue and it was good. I just think his boomer-ass political views don't mix well with his comedy.

I don't think Dave qualifies as a "Boomer"  He was born early a decade after that generation's birth window closed.  

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

I don't think Dave qualifies as a "Boomer"  He was born early a decade after that generation's birth window closed.  

it's the political views that are boomer, not Dave. He's pretty squarely Gen X

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I'm pleased to report that some hero has removed the first "T" from directly above the entrance.

 

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Gotcha.  I like his political stuff.  I think with that particular segment, he was still trying to reach for yet another original take on why Trump surprised everybody and got so popular despite a great many of us left scratching out heads.  Chapelle nailed it in 2016 and again a few years later.  I think he was trying to go back to that well last night.  It was still fresh and funny but just didn't land anywhere near as well as his previous observations.  He's the best in the game at the long-format riff, and his quick jabs are also the best.  That "middle" deal where he wants to do a fresh 8 minutes...that's not necessarily his strongsuit.  Especially censored.  But I contend, when he's not making me laugh...he's making me think.  When he's not making me think, he's making me laugh.  Usually he's doing both...and sometimes it's neither but we're both kinda staring at each other at the bottom of the fish bowl realizing that the craft takes time and I'm supposed to enjoy the journey.  

THANK CHRIST we're finally getting to the part of the story with the actual downfall.

4 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

THANK CHRIST we're finally getting to the part of the story with the actual downfall.

People are just overreacting. This is the "FIRE SARK" phase of the loss. The party will regroup after Trump announces and I think his faction will prevail. Interestingly a bunch of MAGA guys have backstabbed Trump alongside the "nevertrump" limpdicks, and Trump sucks at many things but is great at holding grudges. It's gonna get interesting. A great time for hangers-on to weasel their way into his festering inner circle. They are entering a world of pain and almost certainly will regret doing it, but this is the time to do it.

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