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On 8/20/2024 at 4:24 PM, mdmost said:

So I see Trump has brought back as his surprise song today the hit he hasn't played in 4 years, "We're Going To Save Your beautiful American Suburbs". Nothing like stoking the fear in white suburbia that hordes of BLM and illegals are going to rape and pillage their suburbs. If he talks about Antifa brick piles, I'm taking the week off. 

That reminds me, I need to load up on cans of soup to leave out in the front yard for the invaders.

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1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Did he touch her head and heal her?  

He leaned over and whispered in her ear, "This isn't about you.  It's about me.  Stop taking this moderately-sized gathering's attention off of me."

 

Also, maybe if this asshole would pony up for an indoor venue instead of having throngs of morons gather by the tens in sweltering conditions, they wouldn't keep collapsing.

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Trump is losing his best political opportunity by not running a punch me for $20 fundraiser.  He wouldn't survive it but Republicans would raise a windfall, bigly.  Might even make a dent in the national debt if donated.  I'll just have to settle on imagining him being pummeled 80 million + times. 

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"J6 Awards Gala"

And the TRAITOR* Award for most creative use of an American Flag goes to Peter Stager of Arkansas, for "as a weapon to attack Capitol Police"!   Congratulations!  And here to accept his award, also remote from his prison like our other award recipients, is Pete Stager!

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*Trump's Recognized Achievement In Treasonous Organized Rebellion
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Posted
38 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

hopefully there's an in memoriam segment, including details of how they died

Didn't one guy taze his balls?

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9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

His puckered butthole mouth is more goldfish than trout. 

Looks like they modeled the trout mouth after a flesh light so the maga proud can get sucked off by trump trout. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile

4 hours ago, Classic Rock said:

There goes the ANTIFA argument.

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

No, they will still say that the people causing the problems were ANTIFA.

4 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

"J6 Awards Gala"

And the TRAITOR* Award for most creative use of an American Flag goes to Peter Stager of Arkansas, for "as a weapon to attack Capitol Police"!   Congratulations!  And here to accept his award, also remote from his prison like our other award recipients, is Pete Stager!

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That needs to be crammed up his ass repeatedly on the campaign trail.

Really don’t know how police organizations and agencies still support him.  This should be a slap in the face to all of them.

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

His puckered butthole mouth is more goldfish than trout. 

well, the suckers and mullet are the idiot fish that feed him.

Crappie might be the best fish to describe him.  Too bad not croaker (yet)

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https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/21/us/politics/oath-keepers-lawyer-jan-6.html

MAGA - making attorneys get attorneys

 

Spoiler

Former Oath Keepers Lawyer Pleads Guilty to Tampering With Jan. 6 Evidence

Kellye SoRelle admitted to telling members of the far-right group to illegally delete their text messages after the mob attack. 

The former lawyer for the Oath Keepers militia pleaded guilty on Wednesday to advising members of the far-right group to illegally delete their text messages after the violent mob attack on the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

At a hearing in Federal District Court in Washington, the lawyer, Kellye SoRelle, admitted to charges that included tampering with evidence and illegally entering and remaining in a restricted area of the Capitol grounds.

After Donald J. Trump lost the 2020 election, Ms. SoRelle, who is based in Texas, had close ties to the “Stop the Steal” movement, which claimed that Mr. Trump had been cheated out of a victory in his run against Joseph R. Biden Jr. She also served as the general counsel of the Oath Keepers and had a romantic relationship with the militia’s leader and founder, Stewart Rhodes, who was found guilty at a trial in Washington of seditious conspiracy for his role in the attack and sentenced to 18 years in prison.

On Jan. 6 itself, Ms. SoRelle accompanied Mr. Rhodes to the Capitol, although neither entered the building. Still, court papers say that after the building was stormed and dozens of Oath Keepers came under scrutiny by federal investigators, Ms. SoRelle advised Mr. Rhodes and other members of the group to delete encrypted messages from their cellphones.

In the early days of investigation, Ms. SoRelle told reporters that she was cooperating with the Justice Department’s inquiry into the Oath Keepers’ role. She also spoke several times to staff investigators working with the House committee that investigated Jan. 6.

After she was charged, however, Ms. SoRelle sought to avoid trial by asserting that she was mentally incompetent. While the judge overseeing her case, Amit P. Mehta, initially agreed with her, he changed his mind after she received mental health treatment.

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Posted
16 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Holy shit Aileen Cannon is willing to play fucking dumb, essentially.

Yes, that's how corrupt traitors to the Republic roll.  It's not a new script.  It's a time-honored one.  All that actually matters is the end result: total fealty and service to The King, Lord Rule of All, His Majesty [Trump, whatever other bullshit dictator in history you want to think of].

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18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Sure, it looks like a cheap piece of shit. But what if I told you that, per the website, it's actually "A truly unique collectible motorcycle sculpture, it features a star-spangled chopper that can be removed from its base for multiple display options?"

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Posted
7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Half this country is so god damned irredeemably stupid, man.  How much of an idiot do you have to be to get conned by THIS idiot?

Conned implies they are being deceived. They’re doing this because they want to

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Posted
1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Conned implies they are being deceived. They’re doing this because they want to

Yeah, but aren't the marks always doing it because they want to?

Nevermind, I don't want to understand it.  I just need them to lose.

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17 hours ago, Js1 said:

Time for Cannon to get her pp slapped

 

Minor point of order, the case was appealed a little over a month ago, in July.  This is the government/appellant's brief.  Trump's is due in 30 days.

This is an expedited appeal and I would expect oral argument within 30 days or so of Trump's brief and a decision a couple of weeks thereafter, so probably October.

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13 hours ago, safe sex said:

Holy shit Aileen Cannon is willing to play fucking dumb, essentially.

In fairness, when you start having to talk about participles and verb tenses in a statutory construction case, it tends to mean Congress has been a bit less than crystal clear in defining the powers it granted to the Attorney General.

If you remove the desired result -- Congress gave the AG power to appoint special counsel -- there's quite a bit of wiggle room here.

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32 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Minor point of order, the case was appealed a little over a month ago, in July.  This is the government/appellant's brief.  Trump's is due in 30 days.

This is an expedited appeal and I would expect oral argument within 30 days or so of Trump's brief and a decision a couple of weeks thereafter, so probably October.

Canon did her job, checks in the mail. It's not a bribe, it's a tip for services! Absolutely wild that he has successfully delayed his trial for SELLING OUR HUMINT AND NUCLEAR SECRETS

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Posted
16 hours ago, safe sex said:

Holy shit Aileen Cannon is willing to play fucking dumb, essentially.

Aye, there’s the rub.  Because she is in fact, stupid and incompetent, and was found to be stupid and incompetent in other matters unrelated to Trump, there was an initial benefit of the doubt given her.

Which over time she fully removed. 

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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

In fairness, when you start having to talk about participles and verb tenses in a statutory construction case, it tends to mean Congress has been a bit less than crystal clear in defining the powers it granted to the Attorney General.

If you remove the desired result -- Congress gave the AG power to appoint special counsel -- there's quite a bit of wiggle room here.

You can resist this urge Twice, I believe in you.

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