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12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The Surly Sprint-off is being held the day we play ULaLa, provided we can all attend. We need to crowdsource a pot for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and dead last. I'll take 1st and you fuckers can sort out how to rationalize the rest. I timed myself yesterday in the 40 and I'm pretty, pretttaaaayyyy sure I saw a non-wind-aided 4.54 pop up on the ol'stopwatch. Still got it, folks.

I don’t run anymore and it feels pretty great.

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15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I timed myself yesterday in the 40 and I'm pretty, pretttaaaayyyy sure I saw a non-wind-aided 4.54 pop up on the ol'stopwatch. Still got it, folks.

 

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15 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ignored you?  Reference the post, I'll pay up.  I really don't remember.  Next time you have an issue, instead of calling someone out, private message them though.  I'm not gonna rememver what I posted on page 943 of the Urban Meyer thread. It's 100.00.  Just show me the post and I'll gladly pay.

 

Salty over 100.00?  Come on, if you need it that bad, message me.

Or perhaps you can actually, you know, remember the bet. And if that’s too difficult then perhaps don’t make the bet at all 

55 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


If we are talking about purely football posting and not the Cloak Room, echeese is by far the most insufferable poster I have ever seen on a Texas board. Please tell me this person is not worse? 

I heard the phrase "insufferable poster" and my ears were tingling.

Can I offer you a lengthy discourse on the merits of Greg Davis' play calling? Perhaps a love letter to Garrett Gilbert? How about a defense of John Mackovic, or perhaps an accusation of racism for thinking Strong isn't that great of a coach?

You know. Just for old times' sake.

...nah, echeese was MUCH worse.

2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Or perhaps you can actually, you know, remember the bet. And if that’s too difficult then perhaps don’t make the bet at all 

Perhaps he was drunk when he made the bet and that is why he doesn’t remember.

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1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Or perhaps you can actually, you know, remember the bet. And if that’s too difficult then perhaps don’t make the bet at all 

You know how much I post here?  I don't really remember.  But he's more than welcome to message me.  I also don't go to a specific page to review all of my posts.  He wants the money, he can message me the link if he wants. There's a PM feature here for a reason.  I've lost bets on here before and paid.  

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1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Perhaps he was drunk when he made the bet and that is why he doesn’t remember.

That's possible.  I wasn't the only one drunk throughout the Urban thread.  

22 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ignored you?  Reference the post, I'll pay up.  I really don't remember.  Next time you have an issue, instead of calling someone out, private message them though.  I'm not gonna rememver what I posted on page 943 of the Urban Meyer thread. It's 100.00.  Just show me the post and I'll gladly pay.

 

Salty over 100.00?  Come on, if you need it that bad, message me.

You bet me $500. Then you parlayed it with a UM never coaching again bet and Sam would stay and lost that so you owe me $1K. Pay up. 

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Oh you were drunk? Why didn’t you say so!?!? All is forgiven 

23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

True story: When @SydneyCarton was hired at the start-up where I met him, the dude was a feverish fanboy of Teh Major and would attempt to shout anyone down for even the mildest consideration that, maybe, Simms was better in some phase or facet of the game. It was a precursor to today's general social media and current events discussions, so he was a pioneer.

Also, he was an ardent sycophant of none other than a one Geoff Ketchum. Several of us had to coax him, gently because he's almost a wild animal, into perusing Hornfans and eventually weening off of fatfuck's site. It took years to help him cope with that addiction.

The Surly Sprint-off is being held the day we play ULaLa, provided we can all attend. We need to crowdsource a pot for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and dead last. I'll take 1st and you fuckers can sort out how to rationalize the rest. I timed myself yesterday in the 40 and I'm pretty, pretttaaaayyyy sure I saw a non-wind-aided 4.54 pop up on the ol'stopwatch. Still got it, folks.

wait a minute ... you must have lost weight from this pic to be that fleet of foot 

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1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Oh you were drunk? Why didn’t you say so!?!? All is forgiven 

Not asking for forgiveness but I actually don't care.  I just don't comb through every post.  He can message me.  

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

You bet me $500. Pay up. Then you parlayed it with a UM never coaching again bet and Sam would stay and lost that so you owe me $1K.

I don't remember this at all. Plus parlays pay more than that.

Dude, I’m just breaking your balls haha I don’t give a shit 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Not asking for forgiveness but I actually don't care.  I just don't comb through every post.  He can message me.  

I don't remember this at all. Plus parlays pay more than that.

You lost the parlay fool and went down $1K. You were trying to get ahead. 

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

I am guessing the Hardcore Husky guys are insinuating that Nansen was Sarks party buddy...

Yeah forgot about that here are a few I saw on the old site. 

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3 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

You lost the parlay fool and went down $1K. You were trying to get ahead. 

Take this horseshit to your DMs.

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1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

You lost the parlay fool and went down $1K. You were trying to get ahead. 

 

4 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

 

Fair enough.  Meet at the Albertson's off of Riverside?

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The Surly Sprint-off is being held the day we play ULaLa, provided we can all attend. We need to crowdsource a pot for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and dead last. I'll take 1st and you fuckers can sort out how to rationalize the rest. I timed myself yesterday in the 40 and I'm pretty, pretttaaaayyyy sure I saw a non-wind-aided 4.54 pop up on the ol'stopwatch. Still got it, folks.

Pffft. I'm pretty sure I can get out of the blocks faster than that even with a headwind. The other 39.5 yards might take me awhile.

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Yeah forgot about that here are a few I saw on the old site. 

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Hopefully this is just the 9.95 crew wanting to get first hand war stories about Sarks wild and crazy years vs there being smoke he is coming on the staff. I get personal redemption and how people can change, but I also understand risk mitigation...

36 minutes ago, B00M said:

You call someone a buzzkill and then post this shit? Member when you bet me $100 Herman would still be coaching here right now and then you ignored me the 2 times I called you out? I member... And Got damn son, how many spaces do you need after a period? 

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44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

The Surly Sprint-off is being held the day we play ULaLa, provided we can all attend. We need to crowdsource a pot for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and dead last. I'll take 1st and you fuckers can sort out how to rationalize the rest. I timed myself yesterday in the 40 and I'm pretty, pretttaaaayyyy sure I saw a non-wind-aided 4.54 pop up on the ol'stopwatch. Still got it, folks.

What’s the distance? 40, 100, 200, quarter... Maybe a beer mile? 

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19 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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11 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

You lost the parlay fool and went down $1K. You were trying to get ahead. 

You were clearly very drunk. You also DM'd me a dick pic. 

11 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Yeah forgot about that here are a few I saw on the old site. 

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Man, Sark and Joey Freshwater must have been a hell of a pair out on the town in LA when they were in their 20’s. 

6 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

What’s the distance? 100, 200, quarter... Maybe a beer mile? I’ll be a sponsor.

Whatever the distance, it needs to be a small enough lap that an AED is never too far away. 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

On what fucking grounds? Barely managing to not fuck up the recruitments of two huge Texas leans last year?

ignorance right here. 

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46 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I timed myself yesterday in the 40 and I'm pretty, pretttaaaayyyy sure I saw a non-wind-aided 4.54 pop up on the ol'stopwatch. Still got it, folks.

it’s 40 yards not 40 feet you short tubby bitch. 

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1 hour ago, Newy25 said:


If we are talking about purely football posting and not the Cloak Room, echeese is by far the most insufferable poster I have ever seen on a Texas board. Please tell me this person is not worse? 

Close call between echeese and Since73.

I still recall Since73 droning on about the Justin Johnson, Stephen Good, & RJ Washington recruiting class as the one we'll be talking about for decades.

55 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ignored you?  Reference the post, I'll pay up.  I really don't remember.  Next time you have an issue, instead of calling someone out, private message them though.  I'm not gonna rememver what I posted on page 943 of the Urban Meyer thread. It's 100.00.  Just show me the post and I'll gladly pay.

 

Salty over 100.00?  Come on, if you need it that bad, message me.

I want you to make a $100 donation to @immamac / surly and it can't be a donation that puts a banner under your weak dick name. You can search for this to see that you did confirm it.

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3 minutes ago, B00M said:

I want you to make a $100 donation to @immamac / surly and it can't be a donation that puts a banner under your weak dick name. You can search for this to see that you did confirm it.

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See how easy that was?  DM me your cash app and I'll pay.  Easy peasy.

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I'll donate a hundy if the both of you will just fuck off with your bullshit.

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Just have them duel it out. Roman candles and bottle rockets at 10 paces.

20 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Close call between echeese and Since73.

I still recall Since73 droning on about the Justin Johnson, Stephen Good, & RJ Washington recruiting class as the one we'll be talking about for decades.

Was since73 worse than crimson and cream dean?

20 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

message board bets = serious business 

bets are lame. Do a shoulder-checking cage match.

2 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

As a reminder, his 1998 staff:

OC - Greg Davis
OL - Tim Nunez
RB - Bruce Chambers
TE - Tim Brewster
WR - Daryl Drake
DC - Carl Reese
DE - Hardy McCrary
DB - Everett Withers
ST - Mike Tolleson
SC - Madden

Staff was the same in 1999, if I recall correctly; Oscar Giles and Tom Herman were added as GA.

Staff was not the issue it was the disagreement between getting Mack or Barnett. Half the folks were pissed we passed on Barnett. I was in the Mack camp.

3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Would not mind that at all

Some strong ties he must have. 

4 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Would not mind that at all

Starting a Polynesian pipeline from the West Coast could add a nice dimension to this program.  Opens another avenue to getting behemoth linemen the SEC powers do so well at hoarding.

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3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Would not mind that at all

I don't want him anywhere near the program. He was joined with Sark at the hip during the worst of his antics and so far at least we have managed to create a staff that is free of old Sark associates / enablers from his black out drunk days. Nansen is a good coach, fits our need at ILB, solid recruiter..  all that resume shit fits...  but why take the risk? Too many good options there that do not have a shared history of enabling / covering for Sark when he was at his absolute worst. 

28 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why still one hire to go

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43 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

message board bets = serious business 

posters acting like they know shit is pretty serious here

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4 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

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Where is the shredded cheese? I refuse to eat without shredded cheese. 

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