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You know, she would garner the first tiny shred of respect from me if she just said "look, I'm a 36 year old single woman coming out of a failed marriage, and I am looking forward to finally having a social life.  I'm not going to remain celibate until I remarry.  If that's a problem, then I might not be the person to represent you."

She'd lose about 5 voters.

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So infrared cameras 20 years later, means only tit grabbing and over-the-chino handjobs.  What the hell was she up to 20 years ago when it was just an usher with a Mag-Lite? 

"Look, I'll go ass-to-mouth during the second musical number...but if there's anybody with a Kodak FunSaver...I'm stopping and we are leaving."

 

There's no audio obviously, but in my heart of hearts...there was a guy named Dante in the last row of the Orchestra level.  And as Boebert walked out in shame with security, he shouted, "Yeah, try not to jerk off any dicks on your way to foyer!"  

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17 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You know what Lauren, I was out of the dating game for 20+ years once too.   And groping my date in a crowded theater on the first date never occured to me.    I guess I'm either a prude or, well, someone with couth.

Or you never dated an SWT girl.

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4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

You know, she would garner the first tiny shred of respect from me if she just said "look, I'm a 36 year old single woman coming out of a failed marriage, and I am looking forward to finally having a social life.  I'm not going to remain celibate until I remarry.  If that's a problem, then I might not be the person to represent you."

She'd lose about 5 voters.

Five votes might have cost her the last election.

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On 9/23/2023 at 12:49 PM, YGIFS said:

So infrared cameras 20 years later, means only tit grabbing and over-the-chino handjobs.  What the hell was she up to 20 years ago when it was just an usher with a Mag-Lite? 

"Look, I'll go ass-to-mouth during the second musical number...but if there's anybody with a Kodak FunSaver...I'm stopping and we are leaving."

 

There's no audio obviously, but in my heart of hearts...there was a guy named Dante in the last row of the Orchestra level.  And as Boebert walked out in shame with security, he shouted, "Yeah, try not to jerk off any dicks on your way to foyer!"  

Pos rep for "Kodak FunSaver".

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1 minute ago, tx ind said:

we're getting closer to OnlyFans once she loses her seat

Maybe.

But what is a certainty is that her career path as a $5k+ per night escort is coming along nicely.  It's a sales pitch that writes itself: "Fuck a former congresswoman for $5k."  Her calendar will be full the moment she starts accepting bookings.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe.

But what is a certainty is that her career path as a $5k+ per night escort is coming along nicely.  It's a sales pitch that writes itself: "Fuck a former congresswoman for $5k."  Her calendar will be full the moment she starts accepting bookings.

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On 10/5/2023 at 3:04 PM, tx ind said:

we're getting closer to OnlyFans once she loses her seat

The “cash me outside” girl allegedly made $50M in one year. If this is true then Boebert could easily make this if she stops giving it away for free in public. 

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, what?

How it started on Dr. Phil: 

How it’s going after making $50M on OnlyFans:

 

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/bhad-bhabie-cash-me-ousside-onlyfans-megastar-1234711572/amp/

This girl is the American dream for a lot of people out there who think the internet will make them rich and famous. 

 

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3 minutes ago, MrBig said:

How it started on Dr. Phil: 

How it’s going after making $50M on OnlyFans:

 

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/bhad-bhabie-cash-me-ousside-onlyfans-megastar-1234711572/amp/

This girl is the American dream for a lot of people out there who think the internet will make them rich and famous. 

 

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