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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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Hey y'all, MTG is super serious about etiquette and respect. Like, say, screaming at the President of the United States during his State of the Union address. 

The perfect white elephant Christmas gift!

 

Will the book have a gazpacho recipe in it?

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

How did they turn cave paintings into a book?

Jewish space lasers.  Duh.

16 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Jewish space lasers.  Duh.

Then wouldn't the paintings be right to left?  

Will the book have a gazpacho recipe in it?
That's hard to eat with a spork.
On 9/19/2023 at 8:18 PM, Born to Run said:
On 9/19/2023 at 5:36 PM, Underdog said:
Will the book have a gazpacho recipe in it?

That's hard to eat with a spork.

You inconsiderate bigot---that's not a spork.  That's her club-foot!  And disabled people can eat just fine with four toes and a dream.  

6 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

That's actually neither a menorah or a jewish space laser.  That's an aerial view of her pair of four-toed feet and her abutment of a chin.  

  • 1 month later...

I'm surprised she can pronounce insurrection on the first try. It's not easy to make human noises with a caveman hyoid bone. 

2 minutes ago, Pods said:

I'm surprised she can pronounce insurrection on the first try. It's not easy to make human noises with a caveman hyoid bone. 

I think she is actually trying to say "insert erection".  That would fit her fked up idea of politics.  

40 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

I think she is actually trying to say "insert erection".  

We have never needed a vomiting rep response as much as we do right now. 

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11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just wanted to make sure this is preserved forever.
 

 

She's nothing more than a stupid, hideous howling monkey.  Apologies to all monkeys for that remark. 

One day she’s gonna die.  And her family is gonna send someone to the corner store to get a printed paper with her obituary.  And one of her nephews will read it aloud to the rest of the family.  “Mother, Congresswoman, beloved aunt…”. And a niece will stop him and say, “what the hell Larry?  Beloved aunt?  It was supposed to read ‘beloved cunt’!  Go get this fixed!”   

Whatcha gonna do about it, hammer toes?

 

Just once I'd like to hear one of the idiots define Communism. 

Hammer Toes is a great name for her 

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Hammer Toes is a great name for her 

And the campaign of her opponent. 

"Stop. Hammer Toes." 

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37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They are all children

Mike Johnson stars in the new rebooted prime time soap opera “All My Children”

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Cross-posted from the Chip Roy thread:

 

 

 

 

Worst Person You Know Made a Great Point | Know Your Meme

Did she mean to say persecuted? Or prosecuted?

4 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Did she mean to say persecuted? Or prosecuted?

That book-learnin is holdin you back.

". . . could care less."

#sigh

 

14 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Did she mean to say persecuted? Or prosecuted?

220... 221 Whatever it takes. 

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Another crossover episode. 

 

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Those 2? More like a couple of dogs 

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Another crossover episode. 

 

There's a lot of really scary stupid in there, but I think my favorite part is her saying "you certified an election" as an insult. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

There's a lot of really scary stupid in there, but I think my favorite part is her saying "you certified an election" as an insult. 

It's their version of "Ewell should have taken Cemetery Hill."

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

". . . could care less."

#sigh

 

Supposedly she's an UGA grad but I wonder if the diploma actually reads, "Texas A&M."

21 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Duh & Duh Duh

34 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Supposedly she's an UGA grad but I wonder if the diploma actually reads, "Texas A&M."

University of Georgia Adjacent*

Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.

Like, “Should you carry heavy concrete blocks while wearing open-toed sandals 101”?

Like, “Should you carry heavy concrete blocks while wearing open-toed sandals 101”?
Ah the mildly traumatic origin story to her journey into Crossfit.
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.

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3 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

BJs can get you degrees

I don't want to know how you know that

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

I don't want to know how you know that, Doctor. 

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