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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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MLB should install a lockout device on the White Sox dugout that Larussa has to blow into before he’s allowed to talk to the umpires.  

The best part of that nonsense was the ump refusing to throw him out of the game.

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

MLB should install a lockout device on the White Sox dugout that Larussa has to blow into before he’s allowed to talk to the umpires.  

Thanks, my house hates me right now for how loud I’m laughing 

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The best part of that nonsense was the ump refusing to throw him out of the game.

 

he just wanted extra time to fine tune that game 5 secret plan 

21 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Siap

 

I can't stop loving this. 

3 hours ago, Scraps said:
3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:
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Chandler rome will block you on twitter for this gif so watch out!

Who?

3 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Fuck Blue Ribbon beer
Fuck deep dish pizza
Fuck Candy Man
Fuck Ferris Buehler
Fuck Oprah
Fuck Capone 
Fuck Siskel and Ebert 
Fuck the Smashing Pumpkins 
Fuck Wayne’s World 
Fuck every John Hughes movie 
Fuck the Blues Brothers 
Fuck the Sears Tower
Fuck Married With Children 
Fuck the 1893 World’s Fair
Fuck the Navy Pier
Fuck Michigan Ave
Fuck homicide 
Fuck R. Kelly
Fuck Lincoln Park
Fuck Millennium Park
Fuck fake green rivers
Fuck their wind
Fuck 1920’s speakeasies 
Fuck Shoeless Joe Jackson
Fuck Chicago the musical
Fuck Kanye West’s birthplace
Fuck Frank Thomas
Fuck Robin Ventura
Fuck Mike Ditka
Fuck George Halas 
Fuck Comiskey 

Fuck John Wayne Gacy

Fuck Styx

Fuck Chicago Transit Authority 

Fuck John Winger

Fuck Russell Zilsky

Fuck Midway 

Fuck O'Hara

Fuck the Cubs

Fuck Jerry Krause

Fuck Phil Jackson 

Fuck Dwyane Wade

3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

That's it. That's the tweet.

 

3 hours ago, wood said:

Yeah I have no idea what this means.

OK, finally got to see the highlights, so yeah. That would be a good one. The way POS LaRussa went on about it, you'd think there had been multiple Sox hit, and Abreu had been hit 2 or 3 times. I doubt Dusty cried like a little bitch when Jose got hit.

LaRussa's just acting out because his boys just got the big pimp backhand smackdown.

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Ryan Tepera gets to sit and home for the next 5 months and wonder if he single-handedly lost this series for his team. He’ll convince himself that we were going to win no matter what, but deep down he’ll always play what-if. His teammates will tell him it’s no big deal but in the back of his mind he’ll always be concerned about what they are saying behind his back.

Lol.

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

Siap

 

Mother? 

Siap
 
Baytown lee bitches!

Fuck their stupid ass St Patty’s day green river.

Fuck Chris Chelios.

Fuck the Sears Tower.

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24 minutes ago, wood said:

 

OK, finally got to see the highlights, so yeah. That would be a good one.

Yeah sorry it was just a very online way of saying that LaRussa was being an ass

Linda is almost family to me. She has always been very passionate about her sports and voicing her opinion. Great lady.



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Regardless what happens Correa will always be one of my favorite astros ever. Greatest time ever to be a colt 45/astros fan. 20160504_170017-1.jpg

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5 hours ago, htown85 said:

Best place to watch the Stros in NYC this weekend? Preferably West Village/SOHO/East Village areas.

Basically any sports bar in that area.  The old Astros bar closed in 2019 I believe.  It was on Ave B...Avenida Cantina.  C'est la Vie.  

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3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

A really bad look for LaRussa

 

 

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What time y’all think they’ll play on Saturday?

Just now, tx ind said:

What time y’all think they’ll play on Saturday?

3 ish. It’s the early game. 

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Some sales people are true fans.  My connect is as die hard as they come; dude gets rowdy and comes decked out in his Astros gear head to toe.

Lol I'm one of those die hard sales people but will only invite die hard customers with me for playoffs.  We had some knobs in front us at the ALDS.

31 minutes ago, Scraps said:
1 hour ago, tx ind said:
Siap
 

Baytown lee bitches!

She drink some of that old baytown dirty bay water

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Fuck John Wayne Gacy

Fuck Styx

Fuck Chicago Transit Authority 

Fuck John Winger

Fuck Russell Zilsky

Fuck Midway 

Fuck O'Hara

Fuck the Cubs

Fuck Jerry Krause

Fuck Phil Jackson 

Fuck Dwyane Wade

Fuck Derek Fisher 

Where do we stand on Mrs. O'Leary and her cow? I mean, they did burn the city to the ground, so I'm a fan. 

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Fuck John Wayne Gacy

Fuck Styx

Fuck Chicago Transit Authority 

Fuck John Winger

Fuck Russell Zilsky

Fuck Midway 

Fuck O'Hara

Fuck the Cubs

Fuck Jerry Krause

Fuck Phil Jackson 

Fuck Dwyane Wade

What did poor John Wayne Gacy do to get lumped in with the rest of that list? 

Ryan Tepera gets to sit and home for the next 5 months and wonder if he single-handedly lost this series for his team. He’ll convince himself that we were going to win no matter what, but deep down he’ll always play what-if. His teammates will tell him it’s no big deal but in the back of his mind he’ll always be concerned about what they are saying behind his back.

Lol.

They knew they were going to lose once the Astros got it going. But still, what a dumbass thing to do. I’d be pissed if I were a teammate. Maybe do it if you tie up the series
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I think you go with Framber and Garcia in 1 & 2. Garcia's H/R splits indicate he should only pitch in MMP moving forward if possible.

19 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 

Julia getting wet!

5 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Fuck Mother Hubbard and her cow!

 

Cow had the right idea.

1 hour ago, Jshep34 said:

Regardless what happens Correa will always be one of my favorite astros ever. Greatest time ever to be a colt 45/astros fan. 20160504_170017-1.jpg

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Yeah Correa will always be a favorite for me.

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

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i heard kate upton was supposed to be front and center, but…

9 hours ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Tony LaRussa can go sit on a rusty knife. GTFO with this shit09c1e1ea0ee8d9553c42ff7cbc287e73.jpg

Don’t think it’s abreu getting hit that is leaving that taste in his mouth. It’s our big sweaty throbbing astros dicks.

Hopefully LMC’s forearm tightness doesn’t turn into anything major going forward.  

10 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Ryan Tepera gets to sit and home for the next 5 months and wonder if he single-handedly lost this series for his team. He’ll convince himself that we were going to win no matter what, but deep down he’ll always play what-if. His teammates will tell him it’s no big deal but in the back of his mind he’ll always be concerned about what they are saying behind his back.

Lol.

Sucks to suck

9 hours ago, Scraps said:

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All the tacos

29 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

All the tacos

I’d avoid the 3 on the far left personally. 

Wherever you are, Jeff Luhnow, good morning and thank you for being the GM goat Houston needed.

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