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4 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

So 1 guy said “military and agriculture thinking” guides our decisions. 
 

What does that even mean? 
Unless of course they use Russian military thinking. I can see that. 

It means they execute ruthless flanking maneuvers on corn, sorghum and sheep.  Occasionally lettuce, too.

They're undefeated against produce. Whoop!

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

So 1 guy said “military and agriculture thinking” guides our decisions. 
 

What does that even mean? 
Unless of course they use Russian military thinking. I can see that. 

Pickett’s charge across that corn field.

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Posted

 

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Man, I'd love to see that post.

 

Aggie self-vision: mililtary genius

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                  Ze football is tres much!                                                                            Quite so.

           At least we 'ave ze cod' honeur!                                                      Don't forget the ring, old boy!

The farmer! Hard organized work, this thing will last forever!

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Who they are:

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Posted
15 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

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Man, I'd love to see that post.

 

Aggie self-vision: mililtary genius

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                  Ze football is tres much!                                                                            Quite so.

           At least we 'ave ze cod' honeur!                                                      Don't forget the ring, old boy!

The farmer! Hard organized work, this thing will last forever!

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Who they are:

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Posted
52 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

It means they execute ruthless flanking maneuvers on corn, sorghum and sheep.  Occasionally lettuce, too.

They're undefeated against produce. Whoop!

do stacks of logs count as produce?

Posted
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

 

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Man, I'd love to see that post.

 

Aggie self-vision: mililtary genius

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                  Ze football is tres much!                                                                            Quite so.

           At least we 'ave ze cod' honeur!                                                      Don't forget the ring, old boy!

The farmer! Hard organized work, this thing will last forever!

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Who they are:

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Says the guy with Festus in his avatar.  Festus, the guy who became dumber as the show went on, who became the bumbling idiot that argued with doc because he didn't believe in his medicine or science.  The guy touted as the portrayer of common sense, but was really the common fool.

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Posted
34 minutes ago, Jebus said:

do stacks of logs count as produce?

No, and that wouldn't count anyway. They relocated the logs and lost a duel of wits with them.

Logs are tricky like that--they're better at physics than your average Aggie.

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Late 80s, I was in AIT (school post BT) to learn my job/position within MLRS Fire Direction at Fort Sill, OK. I came down to visit a buddy who was in the Corps and they were playing LSU that weekend.

I show up with a “flat-top” haircut and my buddy introduces me to his roommates and people on his hall that we came across. He told them that I was “real Army,” as actually being in the US Army. I was treated like royalty within his squad! Didn’t have to buy a single beer.

I tried telling them that I was only a PFC in training but those toy soldiers didn’t care.

Hook’em!!!

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Posted

 

You had to ask, eh, Shaddie & Roma? 

Here you go :-)) 

 

2 hours ago, Shaddie said:

So 1 guy said “military and agriculture thinking” guides our decisions. 

What does that even mean? 
Unless of course they use Russian military thinking. I can see that. 

 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Man, I'd love to see that post.

 

 

 

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Tarp interjects ... lulz ... 

 

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Carriers and no till farming!

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Look who approves!

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Sure it is ... their coach would put a WWII carrier to shame ...

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

It means they execute ruthless flanking maneuvers on corn, sorghum and sheep.  Occasionally lettuce, too.

They're undefeated against produce. Whoop!

Maroon carrots say you are wrong. Also no heat jalapeño says it also.

Get your shine box.

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

You had to ask, eh, Shaddie & Roma? 

Here you go :-)) 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tarp interjects ... lulz ... 

 

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Carriers and no till farming!

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Look who approves!

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Sure it is ... their coach would put a WWII carrier to shame ...

 

 

Ok. I guess I deserve that. 
 

Wait a minute. Which one of you sonbitches started that. Has to be a surlyite.

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They are just delusional numb skulls. Generational morons create generational morons.

Such a reach to try to tie their sports’ decades of failure to the military and/or agricultural sciences. West Point (Army) won NCs and Heismans since aggy’s only NC in 1939.

Navy has played for a NC - ‘63, with a Heisman winning QB. aggy is just full of ramped up visions of falsehood that they just believe it. Indoctrination since Fish Camp.

Hook’em!!!

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Posted
17 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

They are just delusional numb skulls. Generational morons create generational morons.

Such a reach to try to tie their sports’ decades of failure to the military and/or agricultural sciences. West Point (Army) won NCs and Heismans since aggy’s only NC in 1939.

Navy has played for a NC - ‘63, with a Heisman winning QB. aggy is just full of ramped up visions of falsehood that they just believe it. Indoctrination since Fish Camp.

Hook’em!!!

The ag school angle is even more absurd, given tons of ag schools have been dominate college football programs. Nebraska, Clemson, LSU, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee, Auburn, Penn State, and Ohio state have all won modern national titles and been contenders for more and are also “ag schools”

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Posted
15 hours ago, PTINS said:

So the 2 WR standouts in spring practice (Parker Livingstone & Daylan McCutcheon) both are from Lucas, Texas (Lovejoy).

Anybody have that on your Bingo card?

You do know that CJ went to Lovejoy, right?

Has it ever occurred to you that maybe he’s just pimping his school?

He’s the anti-Kirk Bohls.

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Man.

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1 Your audience has no idea what you're talking about or how to pronounce that word. That you can spell it throws suspicion on your own Aggiehood.

2 Found in abundance at places where inane tradition trumps all. Thank goodness inane tradition doesn't fit your model. It's the huge proportion of actual soldiers and farmers who have attended A&M for the last 50 years that are the root of your problem.

3 I believe this falls under hopeless traditions. Hide-bound, inane traditionalist (claiming to be farmers and soldiers) morons regularly fail at searches for the right guy.

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Posted (edited)

Evidently they don’t share the same common clay with Nebraska, Clemson, LSU, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee, Auburn, Penn State, and Ohio state. 
And are sodium deficient.

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15 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Holy smokes ... and he actually signed this screed (assuming it's his real name ...).

Some highlights:

- we are racist.

- they will never be able to match our accomplishment (he admits) ... therefore we suck.  (Huh?)

- Fara Faucett

- the dope evidently cannot count / number his bullets.

Merry Christmas, @RomaVicta ... 

 

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Posted
23 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Man.

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1 Your audience has no idea what you're talking about or how to pronounce that word. That you can spell it throws suspicion on your own Aggiehood.

2 Found in abundance at places where inane tradition trumps all. Thank goodness inane tradition doesn't fit your model. It's the huge proportion of actual soldiers and farmers who have attended A&M for the last 50 years that are the root of your problem.

3 I believe this falls under hopeless traditions. Hide-bound, inane traditionalist (claiming to be farmers and soldiers) morons regularly fail at searches for the right guy.

One of Roma's shorter explanations ... but, gotdamn that No #1 kills it for me.  I've read it at least 30 times and it's still pure greatness! Thanks, RV.

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16 minutes ago, hornlife said:

One of Roma's shorter explanations ... but, gotdamn that No #1 kills it for me.  I've read it at least 30 times and it's still pure greatness! Thanks, RV.

They should ponder the advent of the toothbrush. 

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OMG I am fucking dying! Imagine bringing in Sun Tzu and "How to fix your till" to a coaching job interview, proceed to impress with game theory only to fall back to some crazy idea about breeding pine trees.

It's too good to be true.

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Lulz.

Same guy/thread from above ("Why it will hard to be as successful as t.u. ... ")

 

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Quick refresher:

- that play happened in the *SECOND QUARTER*

- had it been reversed, we would still have the first down

- it would have been 1st and goal, or close to that, with Texas having offensive momentum

 

And from TexAgs ... 

 

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And ... 

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Lulz.

 

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I would have assumed this guy was being facetious, but this is TexAgs, so ... 🤷‍♂️  🤷‍♂️  🤷‍♂️.

 

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Phew! 🙂

 

 

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Posted
17 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

Same guy/thread from above ("Why it will hard to be as successful as t.u. ... ")

 

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Quick refresher:

- that play happened in the *SECOND QUARTER*

- had it been reversed, we would still have the first down

- it would have been 1st and goal, or close to that, with Texas having offensive momentum

 

And from TexAgs ... 

 

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And ... 

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Lulz.

 

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I would have assumed this guy was being facetious, but this is TexAgs, so ... 🤷‍♂️  🤷‍♂️  🤷‍♂️.

 

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Phew! 🙂

 

 

It wasn't 7 it was 6, we missed the extra point hurrying up before the replay. If he was called down, he scores the next play anyways because he is VY and we make the extra point. Not having the replay cost us a point.

Posted (edited)
20 minutes ago, HuttNuts said:

It wasn't 7 it was 6, we missed the extra point hurrying up before the replay. If he was called down, he scores the next play anyways because he is VY and we make the extra point. Not having the replay cost us a point.

USC also likely doesn't have time to kick a field goal before half if he's called down.

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Posted
1 hour ago, HuttNuts said:

It wasn't 7 it was 6, we missed the extra point hurrying up before the replay. If he was called down, he scores the next play anyways because he is VY and we make the extra point. Not having the replay cost us a point.

Lulz, Pino just choked

Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So how much ag shit was Old Army sporting? I'm gonna guess aTm hat, 12th man golf towel, and Reveille driver head cover at a minimum. 

Tell me that you or @SydneyCarton at least once got in an "ooh, that looked like 4th and 1 last November" when the dude left a putt short.

He was genuinely a nice guy, so it was hard to just overtly stick a knife into his guts and twist. 
 

But man it’s tempting. 

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[mention=192]SydneyCarton[/mention] and I had the luck of playing a round of 18 yesterday with a true member of Old Army. We have a buddy, who is a 2%er if there ever was one, that we play with once every 6-8 weeks. We were short a 4th yesterday and he brought along an old boss of his that is also now his friend. 
So we started the day with redass older dude seeing my longhorn hat and SC’s longhorn polo and the old hits started early when he started talking shit to us about the 9-0 loss the night before in baseball to Arkansas. 
Living vicariously through other teams? Check. 
“We just swept y’all and you’re talking shit?” 
He tells us we barely won and they’d have won at home or neutral. 
Minimizing Texas achievements while claiming hypothetical wins? Check and check. 
Gems from the rest of the day:
-“Marcel Reed is special”
-“Klein knows football. “
-“Elko is going to get it done.”
-“Wish we were gifted the schedule you guys had last year and yours this year. “
-“The OLine is going to carry us. “
I know I missed several. It was hard to keep up. The screenshots from this thread were jumping off of the Internet and into our real life and it was surreal. It helped that we kept baiting him with softball after softball. 

Very similar to “political talking points” rehashed on multiple channels within 48 hours. The only difference is the cadence of the talker/speaker.

Hook’em!!!
Posted
39 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

He was genuinely a nice guy, so it was hard to just overtly stick a knife into his guts and twist. 
 

But man it’s tempting. 

You played it right. It just doesn’t go as well with the nice guys. 
 
Horn: “Man, that Sherrill may have been a good coach, but he was one creepy dude, wasn’t he?”

Nice old Ag: “I named my daughter, Jackie, after him”. 

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