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Well, if there is one fan base that you can straight up lie to, it’s that one. I want to see what happens when he tells them water isn’t, in fact, wet. 

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8 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.  At the Brazos Valley A&M Club.  

The libations must have been strong. 

And copious. 

And imbibed sans inhibition.

 

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(The last time they had 10 players selected?  1976 ... when they apparently had at least 14 rounds in the draft.)

 

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Lulz. 

"Retained the coaching staff."

Ha ha ha ha ...  had to fight the poachers off with baguettes and breadsticks!

 

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Fat, drunk, and aggy is no way to go through life, elk.

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Posted
9 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.  At the Brazos Valley A&M Club.  

The libations must have been strong. 

And copious. 

And imbibed sans inhibition.

 

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(The last time they had 10 players selected?  1976 ... when they apparently had at least 14 rounds in the draft.)

 

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Lulz. 

"Retained the coaching staff."

Ha ha ha ha ...  had to fight the poachers off with baguettes and breadsticks!

 

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Loelko is really putting himself in a corner with his mob. Figured he should be tempering expectations instead of hitching his wagon to that monstrosity of a program. 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Was he drenched in sweat and laboring to breathe?

Well we haven't seen reports of his death, so this seems kind of self-evident, doesn't it?

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18 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

Loelko is really putting himself in a corner with his mob. Figured he should be tempering expectations instead of hitching his wagon to that monstrosity of a program. 

When Mike Leach was at Tech, he used to get just absolutely shithoused. Totally torn up. Then he’d get out of his car and walk into whatever west Texas booster gathering he was required to go gladhand at and then go on a heater with outrageous claims about the future of the program. 

After being found on the roadside, passed out and then driven home by a Tech friendly cop, Texas Tech’s AD then assigned a permanent driver for Leach when heading out to such functions. 

The rumors have persisted that The Elk is ripping through 3/4s of a handle on a normal day, and he doesn’t like the glad handing and thinks he’s above it. 

So I can see history repeating itself here:

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11 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Was he drenched in sweat and laboring to breathe?

That’s a given. That’s a given. 

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16 hours ago, Getafix said:

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Damn, maybe they should start by getting hits and throwing strikes.  Running through walls seems excessive, and I'm not sure what that gets you.

or maybe Earley never told them to do that stuff?

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

When Mike Leach was at Tech, he used to get just absolutely shithoused. Totally torn up. Then he’d get out of his car and walk into whatever west Texas booster gathering he was required to go gladhand at and then go on a heater with outrageous claims about the future of the program. 

After being found on the roadside, passed out and then driven home by a Tech friendly cop, Texas Tech’s AD then assigned a permanent driver for Leach when heading out to such functions. 

The rumors have persisted that The Elk is ripping through 3/4s of a handle on a normal day, and he doesn’t like the glad handing and thinks he’s above it. 

So I can see history repeating itself here:

Parks And Recreation Vodka GIF

That’s a given. That’s a given. 

These knobs wish they could have a run like Mike Leach gave Tech. Rampant alcoholism be damned. 

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25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

These knobs wish they could have a run like Mike Leach gave Tech. Rampant alcoholism be damned. 

History repeating itself just meaning a highly intelligent head coach of a rival/semi-rival hating his mouthbreathing alumni base and seeing his previously middling drinking problems explode into Denzel Washington from Flight levels of alcoholism. 

a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car holding a bottle .

 

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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I do hope they stay the course for the next decade. 

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Wait, do we have nothing but boosters who inherited generational wealth, or is the self-made vodka king Tito Beveridge driving our NIL gravy train?

 

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Posted (edited)
26 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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“We have fuck you money, they have cartel money”

Maybe the greatest sentence I’ve ever seen on that website.

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I had forgotten how much I enjoy their attempts at rationalizing and diminishing Texas’s accomplishments. They’d be so much less fun if they could just be honest with themselves. 

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20 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

That "Jack Boyett" dude is welded to his racism.  He just can't fathom that Asian people can love sports and their alma mater enough to donate to both.  Nope, all progress in any field is only because of the contributions of white males.  Dumbass aggy.

Does he even Dat Nguyen, bro?

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2 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

We got  bludgeoned by Georgia and Ohio st? What year was that. Fucking idiots all of them. 

They’re more mentally unwell than stupid IMO, so bitter about being perennial losers that many of them can’t accept obvious truths even to themselves. They’re undone. They lie.

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, Scholz said:

“Neither of us has done anything in the last 20 years…”

A) You don’t get to lump yourselves in with us simply because we won it all in  2005. Also, we’ve been close a number of other years since then including the past 2. You have not.

B) We’ve played for and won conference titles in that time frame. You have not. 

I'm guessing winning the natty is the only thing that that will get these losers to admit we've done something in the past 20 years. But, we all know if they had made the playoff a single time we'd hear about it until the heat death of the universe.

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Just now, whataburgler said:

I'm guessing winning the natty is the only thing that that will get these losers to admit we've done something in the past 20 years. But, we all know if they had made the playoff a single time we'd hear about it until the heat death of the universe.

Nope. Your schedule was easy ya stupid sip.

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