Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

[NoName 16196]

Just now, taybo20 said:

Fuck..do you even fucking watch

Did you even watch the first Q?

Number of poor passes. 1.2 yards per play.

[ClubWhatever 12066]

Yeah we’re looking at a 42-7 type game here.  

[Fastbreak 3886]

Do we have a 1st down?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 12928]

1 minute ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

So we just need to wait for the new kids to come in to their own?  So just like 2-3 more years of suckage?

Unless the portal provides a quick fix, two years minimum. That's if the coaches are worth a shit as a unit.

[Gut Wagon 8017]

4 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I keep watching so if we ever do start winning again I can tell my great grandchildren I was there at our lowest point in the history of the program.

So far. Lowest point so far. 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2617]

1 minute ago, naija said:

how far into next season does this streak stretch?

I mean, we can’t beat the worst teams in the conference and two of the three OCC games are utep and bama.  We might win one game? 

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[Starfleet Command 441]

2010 vs 2016 vs 2021 - which was the worst team of this millennium? 

[taybo20 2804]

Just now, NoName said:

Did you even watch the first Q?

Number of poor passes. 1.2 yards per play.

Your recency bias is too much

[David Dennison 17660]

I think we might actually be the worst team in FBS.

[Hook1997 5231]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

If we have to choose been 2 shitty QBs, play the younger one. Maybe he'll learn something and it'll help in the future. If not, it doesn't change the result of this game anyway.

We’ve seen that before and yes he is way worse than Thompson…….  And he won’t be starting ever so you won’t learn shit

[Guadaloopy 10757]

Had my colonoscopy on Tuesday so thread title hits close to home.  It is also accurate.  

[Kel Varnsen 8242]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

So far. Lowest point so far. 

[NoName 16196]

Just now, C-Man said:

Card would undoubtedly be worse at this point.

But I bet you’ll see him if Thompson doesn’t get any better.

I feel like Thompson isn't doing shit to show he should stay as starter or in the game.

[bolverk 28887]

Offense hasn't even had a single first down.

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

So far. Lowest point so far. 

[LTtxfan 48688]

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

Do we have a 1st down?

No

[texastroubadour 1203]

I am actually laughing . We are horrible and need to burn it down and start from scratch 

I wish I could laugh but I’m mind numbingly depressed, angry, and bereft


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[David Dennison 17660]

Just now, Starfleet Command said:

2010 vs 2016 vs 2021 - which was the worst team of this millennium? 

2010 would beat the living shit out of this team.

[Murfdogg21 4394]

[Nicole44 21941]

[Atticus 3892]

And this is why we play off coverage. I'd blame the lack of a pass rush, but that's not the reason these balls are getting thrown.

[NoName 16196]

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

Do we have a 1st down?

Nope

[CfRhTxStBobcats 594]

I can't imagine how Sark hasn't fallen off the wagon yet. I'd hate to see it happen to him but damn, if this doesn't drive you to drink I don't know what will. 

[theBigHen 362]

We really sent 7 on that play and got the pressure of 3. 

[nineliveslost 2677]

Just now, Fastbreak said:

Do we have a 1st down?

no , but we do have 11 yards ...TOTAL

[Kel Varnsen 8242]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Had my colonoscopy on Tuesday so thread title hits close to home.  It is also accurate.  

Let's Go Brandon!

[SDG 3319]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Seriously looks like we recruited guys who should be playing D2 football.

Or, hear me out, we haven’t coached them.  We have sucked for 11 years but look how many current NFL players we have.  The numbers alone tells me we should be top 20 maybe top 10.   

[927 E. 41st 1123]

2 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

So we just need to wait for the new kids to come in to their own?  So just like 2-3 more years of suckage?

I'm pretty sure there are high school kids that could come in and take a majority of the spots on the roster.

[mrhorn 1370]

Do we have a 1st down?

Not yet, but the good news is that we still have 3 more quarters to get a first down. I have faith in this team to fall ass backwards for 10 yards at some point today.

[gaspar 102]

Wow, no flag on the return!!

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

I like that the ESPU crew had that little Royal tidbit available. Always nice when we get worst season info on the telecast.

[Kel Varnsen 8242]

Just now, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I can't imagine how Sark hasn't fallen off the wagon yet. I'd hate to see it happen to him but damn, if this doesn't drive you to drink I don't know what will. 

He's cashing large checks. He ain't that stressed.

[Steelers Roll Left 1140]

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

im not even mad anymore lol

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

I feel like Thompson isn't doing shit to show he should stay as starter or in the game.

HIs receivers are having his passes go right through both fucking hands. This is not on Casey. 

[Gatorubet 29396]

The season in one picture.


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[AUS-97HORN 11546]

2 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

2010 vs 2016 vs 2021 - which was the worst team of this millennium? 

this team by a mile

 

[millhouse 2573]

Hahahahah fucking awesome

[Longhornlove 4719]

I'm just here to watch the gang bang.

[David Dennison 17660]

Wow.

[Kel Varnsen 8242]

LOL

[LonghornSean 3892]

Pathetic

[C-Man 26535]

12 plays, 14 yards

[theBigHen 362]

Charles Wright please save us 

[MillerEP 30232]

Do we have a single first down?

[WBT 20132]

Throwing wide or behind of well covered Brewer isn't working.  Time to try something else.

[Real Papi 968]

Damn horrible throws by Thompson.  This team can’t do anything right, SMH 

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

That DB moved Brewer by barely touching him.

[C-Man 26535]

Do we have a single first down?

Nope

[TwiceHorn 30716]

Don't tell me our players dont suck.