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On 11/4/2022 at 9:51 PM, Vertigo said:

I would like more information on the full hookup sites.

 

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Yeah, Billy, really bad beat with the fake flu excuse. Your team has flat out quit and your coach is a serial liar.

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ag_derp
 
AG
 
I think its time to bring back the swag that Sumlin introduced. For example the #YESSIR hashtags had alot of millennials like myself tweeting everytime someone committed. Lets not forget about the Swagcopter.

Aggie football needs the swag back to bring the wins.
 
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Do we have a chance against LSU?

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probably 10%.
LSU sure looked good tonight.
45-70Ag
 
AG
 
They're going in dry on us. It will be ugly
You've always got a chance
I'd like our chances a lot more if dumb**** jimbo wasn't on the sideline though…
Absolute dog**** of a coach

 

22 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

And now that I think about it, ol’ Dickbreath Liucci sure has seemed crestfallen as of late. I think he’s finally realized those stupid motherfuckers have run themselves aground on Gilligan’s Island and now the crazy shit will really kick off.
 

They were bragging their asses off about how awesomely fast the SS Jimbo was as they drove it 500 yards onto the beach. Now they’re going to keep getting their hopes up as the rest of America gets to point and laugh at their unrelenting failure, as reliable as the sunrise. 

From State Laughingstock to National Laughingstock, ya dumb sip!  WH000000000PP!

ag_derp 7:50p   AG   I think its time to bring back the swag that Sumlin introduced. For example the #YESSIR hashtags had alot of millennials like myself tweeting everytime someone committed. Lets not forget about the Swagcopter.

Aggie football needs the swag back to bring the wins.  

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Don’t care, got Jimbo
100 year decision
WRTS

Fucking losers. The branch Davidians were a better cult.

5 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Portal out of aggy is going to overheat once their season is over.

They’re going to need a port key or some flue powder.

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:
ag_derp
 
AG
 
I think its time to bring back the swag that Sumlin introduced. For example the #YESSIR hashtags had alot of millennials like myself tweeting everytime someone committed. Lets not forget about the Swagcopter.

Aggie football needs the swag back to bring the wins.
 

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Spoiler

THE

Spoiler

FUTURE

Spoiler

IS

Spoiler

BRIGHT!!

 

 

 

 

Don’t care, got Jimbo
100 year decision
WRTS

Fucking losers. The branch Davidians were a better cult.

Blue Oyster Cult was the best!
5 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I dont want Jimbo fired. I ant him there for years. Hope he gets an extension. Why see a potentially good coach get hired.

We said the same thing before they shitcanned Sumlin, too.

Doesn't matter, the next goober they hire won't change a damn thing.  Because coaches aren't superhuman gods who can fix the weird cultural issues of that place.

29 minutes ago, Bullneck said:
ag_derp
 
AG
 
I think its time to bring back the swag that Sumlin introduced. For example the #YESSIR hashtags had alot of millennials like myself tweeting everytime someone committed. Lets not forget about the Swagcopter.

Aggie football needs the swag back to bring the wins.
 

Yup. I can’t think of a more natural combination than swag and Jimbo Fischer. 

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7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Hey that’s a step up for them… actually playing their remaining games.  

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

What's most embarrassing is their 3 wins are against the worst SHSU team in awhile, Miami who got blown out by MTSU, and Arkansas who just lost to Liberty. At least we had a good wins against Louisiana and KState last year to build on. 

That Arkansas win was a pure gift

56 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

Yup. I can’t think of a more natural combination than swag and Jimbo Fischer. 

I can't think of anything more aggy than bringing the pimp cane back right about now.

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Don’t care, got Jimbo

I was just happening on a thought about that when I came across your post. That phrase can be taken two ways. 

Don't care, had sex. 

Don't care, dying tomorrow anyway.

I think Aggies are moving from one to the other.

7 hours ago, Deej said:

aggy I work with shelled out $700 on a hotel in CS back in July for today's game. 

Hope he enjoyed it. 

I know you’ll do the right thing when you see him at work. 

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10 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Don't care, had sex. 

Don't care, dying tomorrow anyway.

I think Aggies are moving from one to the other.

Well, I know two aggies that are heading toward the 'Don't care, had sex' side.

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3 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Well, I know two aggies that are heading toward the 'Don't care, had sex' side.

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The girl in front of them is thinking, "And I thought I'd meet guys in the Corps."

Or "What is more embarrassing? This team or the fans/corp?"

 

 

 

7 hours ago, speed817 said:

What's gonna be aggy's excuse when Brian Kelly wins the SEC West in his first year???

But we gotz the flu!

.aggy spotted at the K-State game in K-State garb.

 

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8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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“When you look at it, we just have guys that have to just go play” - a coach who’s totally not in over his head

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Another year of empty spaces in the "Hall of Champions" .

The Astros won, stupid sip

Rather shocked that with the blue check release on Twitter that impersonation accounts have not popped up re: Fisher, Billy L, etc because that has some serious havoc potential.

17 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

 

“Hey kid, have cigar you’re gonna go far!” 

9 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Man………..Brutal! Lol

He meant 5 DECADE tailspin. 

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Weird things I saw at the game yesterday:

guy in an FSU shirt and aggy hat

girl in full Bama gear sitting with a bunch of gators. 

horns down constantly even though they were playing Florida. 

they pump a lot of noise through the speakers throughout the game, their band/crowd doesn’t do a lot outside of the occasional third down.   I could hear the Florida band across the stadium multiple times.

really surprised at the number of Florida fans there

my seat was on a seam in the bleachers and one side of the seam was loose, so every time someone on that side sat down it pinched the shit out of the back of my calf. 


on a positive note, the sausage in their wrap was really good (slovacek garlic pepper jack I think?), but the nachos were damn near inedible.

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18 minutes ago, Bobby Layne said:

He meant 5 DECADE tailspin. 

aggy wasn’t worth a shit five decades ago either.

Or "What is more embarrassing? This team or the fans/corp?"
 
 
 

Yes
aggy wasn’t worth a shit five decades ago either.

I’m sure they got lucky in their 1939 game as well. I know you remember!

"really surprised at the number of Florida fans there"

Of course they were helped directed to their seats by the helpful gomers. Quite sure the Warsaw Pact buildings made quite an impression on them as well?

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

aggy wasn’t worth a shit five decades ago either.

Nor the decade before that.

Keep it up, folks.  There is no better fate for me than to die laughing.

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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So he is saying that unlike their bowl game, they are not going to forfeit the remaining games but show up and play.  Or is he wishing it out loud and hoping it comes true?

It sounds like he is trying to convince most of the team not to quit on the season.

Weird things I saw at the game yesterday:
guy in an FSU shirt and aggy hat
girl in full Bama gear sitting with a bunch of gators. 
horns down constantly even though they were playing Florida. 
they pump a lot of noise through the speakers throughout the game, their band/crowd doesn’t do a lot outside of the occasional third down.   I could hear the Florida band across the stadium multiple times.
really surprised at the number of Florida fans there
my seat was on a seam in the bleachers and one side of the seam was loose, so every time someone on that side sat down it pinched the shit out of the back of my calf. 

on a positive note, the sausage in their wrap was really good (slovacek garlic pepper jack I think?), but the nachos were damn near inedible.

How impressed were you with aggy hospitality? Did it make you wish you were aggy if you hadn’t gone to a top tier academic school? Did the glory holes live up to the hype? Did a fat chick eat your program?
7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The girl in front of them is thinking, "And I thought I'd meet guys in the Corps."

No, you can tell by her hand and body language that she is hoping that the creepy guy talking to her gets the message and fucks off.  She is turning away, not making eye contact, blocking her face with her hand and scratching her head with her middle finger to the guy.   I am guessing there is, or needs to be, a restraining order put on that guy.

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And we have a winner

 

 

9 hours ago, Bullneck said:
ag_derp
 
AG
 
I think its time to bring back the swag that Sumlin introduced. For example the #YESSIR hashtags had alot of millennials like myself tweeting everytime someone committed. Lets not forget about the Swagcopter.

Aggie football needs the swag back to bring the wins.
 

#thatsmywife?

15 hours ago, Armybrat said:

 

Jimbo gets paid a lot to squirm at these post game PC, the pressured speech and constant taking on and off of the glasses adds nice touch to the jet fuel being poured onto this dumpster fire.

Lots of wife sheep/ domestic violence  happening now.

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Randolph Duke told us way back that the Jimbo Fisher era would be glorious to watch.  Now, it was probably easily missed by many due to being somewhere in the middle of one of his 3,000+ words post, but he told us.

9 hours ago, orangebird said:

We said the same thing before they shitcanned Sumlin, too.

Doesn't matter, the next goober they hire won't change a damn thing.  Because coaches aren't superhuman gods who can fix the weird cultural issues of that place.

aggy would have to bring in an Exorcist to really make a noticeable difference!

Can't decide what I would enjoy more:

Jimbo stuck at A&M for 8 more years without a single winning season.

Or A&M finding the money to fire him, and get to another school and win a NC

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2 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Or A&M finding the money to fire him, and get to another school and win a NC

Advantage aggy Wall of Champions

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5 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


How impressed were you with aggy hospitality? Did it make you wish you were aggy if you hadn’t gone to a top tier academic school? Did the glory holes live up to the hype? Did a fat chick eat your program?

The people we interacted with were super nice. Quite a few olds asked us to take it easy on them before the game. The guy sitting next to my wife was from Michigan and was there because his kid went to A&M. The guys on my side were Washington transplants to Austin that were going to a game in every stadium in Texas. They had money on Florida. Our section had more Florida fans than aggies so there wasn’t much chirping from them outside of a lot of crying about the targeting call. 
 

It was my wife’s first game there. The guy next to her convinced her to join into their song with all the swaying. We did horns up whenever they talked about sawing off horns or whatever. She didn’t understand what the milk men were doing, and I couldn’t explain it. 

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