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11 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Can UMass make it seven?

Dude if UMass beats them next week, Looch and the entire TexAgs board is going to fucking implode. And it’s so beautiful. Randolph Duke was right, the Jimbo era is glorious for everyone except Texas A&M. 

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1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Dude if UMass beats them next week, Looch and the entire TexAgs board is going to fucking implode. And it’s so beautiful. Randolph Duke was right, the Jimbo era is glorious for everyone except Texas A&M. 

@Randolph Duke please come back

 

11 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

 

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With aggy it’s always sawing something off…

44 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Preseason #6, in the nation, fell to #7, in sec west, just a little change in reality, not much….the future looks bright!

Why limit to SEC West? Aggy has the worst record of the entire SEC. Even Vanderbilt has a better record.

4 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

With aggy it’s always sawing something off…

They should’ve had a clue after Candi sawed Jimbo’s little dick off.

maybe we should lock this thread and start a new one before we're on page 1,000 talking about how obsessed aggy is.

I dont think we are as obsessed as much as it is blown to the floor with their abject incompetence

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33 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I dont think we are as obsessed as much as it is blown to the floor with their abject incompetence

Watching Aggy fail is the only fun thing to do with our team being a clown fire for 12 years 

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maybe we should lock this thread and start a new one before we're on page 1,000 talking about how obsessed aggy is.

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maybe we should lock this thread and start a new one before we're on page 1,000 talking about how obsessed aggy is.

Are you retarded?
1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Are you retarded?

maybe a little

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

maybe we should lock this thread and start a new one before we're on page 1,000 talking about how obsessed aggy is.

We are definitely not obsessed. The purpose of the thread is to document all the bizarre activities going on to the east of us. People wouldn’t believe it if it wasn’t documented. 

maybe a little

Well good. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

Just to rub their noses in the shit a little more…

 

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Along with being upset that they're 3-7, they're also upset they can't call black people "young gorilla" anymore.

 

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Instead of brown bags, they will use plastic bags.
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7 of the top 25 teams in college football in the same division. Advantage aggy

UMass is 1-9 against MAC level teams. I think Aggy has a shot next week 

 

maybe we should lock this thread and start a new one before we're on page 1,000 talking about how obsessed aggy is.

Top quality entertainment obsession.
UMass is 1-9 against MAC level teams. I think Aggy has a shot next week 
 

So you are saying there is a chance?

I think that you give aggy two or three years in the SEC to get their program right, you're gonna see really impressive results.

Which again is hilarious since their best results were in their first year using “bdf 12” talent

The SEC is weak this year and the ags are the worst team in it. That's pretty funny.  They'd be winless in the B12.

28 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

UMass is 1-9 against MAC level teams. I think Aggy has a shot next week 

 

A shot to lose? I concur. 

UMass is their last win. As hilarious as it would be to see them lose to a glorified DII team, they’ll win that and finish 4-8 once LSU beats them by 40. Quite the accomplishment for Jimbo and his assortment of “NOT NIL” All-Stars.

58 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Watching Aggy fail is the only fun thing to do with our team being a clown fire for 12 years 

Our loss last night sucked so bad I can't even enjoy aggy tears today.

56 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Our loss last night sucked so bad I can't even enjoy aggy tears today.

This

Why did he hit "enter" after each line? Is this supposed to be a poem? 
I like the "I have spoken" like some all-seeing god
2 hours ago, dogfarts said:


Instead of brown bags, they will use plastic bags.

Simply breathtaking 

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Our loss last night sucked so bad I can't even enjoy aggy tears today.

At least they lost. 

“You went 4-8 and lost to Appalachian State at home” is the new “you went 5-7 and lost to Kansas”.


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Texas A&M made history this year with its losing season

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They become the first program in college football history to finish with a losing record the year after raking in a top ranked recruiting class. 
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14 hours ago, cashman said:

Fun times in agroid land

 

5 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

@Randolph Duke please come back

 

I imagine him sitting back launghing and drinking on this football season long bender.

Probably happy the entire country is making fun of them daily.

And waiting for things to simmer down, only then will he emerge from his bender to make sure no one forgets how stupid aggy is 

 

I imagine him sitting back launghing and drinking on this football season long bender.
Probably happy the entire country is making fun of them daily.
And waiting for things to simmer down, only then will he emerge from his bender to make sure no one forgets how stupid aggy is 
 

I imagine him sitting in his padded room waiting for the orderly to bring him another cup of pills

In his post game interview the way he talks you all know he could care less. He knows that he has absolute immunity and can’t be fired. 
 

 

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

In his post game interview the way he talks you all know he could care less. 

Actually sounds like he couldn’t care less.  Dude needs some adderall. 

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Sooooo… jimbo waited until this week to enforce this rule.

Ok

In his post game interview the way he talks you all know he could care less. He knows that he has absolute immunity and can’t be fired. 
 
 

It’s almost like he gets paid per word


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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

In his post game interview the way he talks you all know he could care less. He knows that he has absolute immunity and can’t be fired. 
 

 

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Ha I finally checked their new savor’s stats.  Weigman was 14/36 with a 28.2 qbr.  

Wait, that Moose tweet is real? Is that just a bad cover story for sitting out?

34 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Wait, that Moose tweet is real? Is that just a bad cover story for sitting out?

No one has said for sure, but there are pictures of him playing vs Florida wearing full sleeves...

48 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Ha I finally checked their new savor’s stats.  Weigman was 14/36 with a 28.2 qbr.  

Apparently he almost went full Kyle Allen and had like 13 incompletions in a row until he threw and interception 

8 hours ago, dogfarts said:

7 of the top 25 teams in college football in the same division. Advantage aggy

Shouldnt that be ....Advantage aggy Whoop!..?

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