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Dealing with so many of those gomers on a daily basis is too high a price to pay.
Amen, I grew up in the Cypress area. Lousy with aggy. Left for Austin when I was 18, never to move back. Dallas folks don't live amongst a bunch of aggy and don't get the hate.
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Ruh roh, DFigs is onto our #paidactors PR stunt.  Zero doubt this racist clown has a burner account spreading Sandy Hook conspiracy theories.

 

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Amen, I grew up in the Cypress area. Lousy with aggy. Left for Austin when I was 18, never to move back. Dallas folks don't live amongst a bunch of aggy and don't get the hate.
Fort Worth and Dallas have more and more aggy choosing to go north instead of south in recent years, but we still have far more BloU people who got lost on their way out of the fairgrounds and never left.
Ruh roh, DFigs is onto our #paidactors PR stunt.  Zero doubt this racist clown has a burner account spreading Sandy Hook conspiracy theories.
 
Wtf is that idiot talking about?
Ruh roh, DFigs is onto our #paidactors PR stunt.  Zero doubt this racist clown has a burner account spreading Sandy Hook conspiracy theories.
 

Didn’t that racist go to coug high?

Trying to get Dark stats is pathetic as it can get. Damn I aggied the aggy  thread.

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15 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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It looks like someone just photoshopped an Ozempic advertisement.

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10 hours ago, mrhorn said:

Dipshit has been posting this BS in all the forums.

Mofo needs to shut up  and go get his fucking shine box.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Great googly-moogly, eye bleach stat!

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Today's volleyball victory marked the 10th NCAA Championship claimed by the Longhorns since the start of the 2020-21 academic calendar year (2021 Men's Swimming and Diving, 2021 Women's Tennis, 2021 Rowing, 2022 Men's Indoor Track and Field, 2022 Women's Tennis, 2022 Rowing, 2022 Men's Golf, 2022 Volleyball, 2023 Women's Outdoor Track and Field, 2023 Volleyball).

 

Meanwhile, let’s see how things are going in the hall o’ (meat judging) champion…..🤔👀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘🏻

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3 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Ruh roh, DFigs is onto our #paidactors PR stunt.  Zero doubt this racist clown has a burner account spreading Sandy Hook conspiracy theories.

 

I’d be willing to bet that racist piece of shit Daniel Joseph Figurelli’s parents entered the world from the same whore’s vagina. 

This dude must have found a wikihow article on how to win a CFP championship. Which is fine for a 5th grader writing a report but a fucking athletic director?
I really need to get a job working for Texas A&M. High pay and extremely low effort.

He 100% threw it in to ChatGPT to see choices.
4 hours ago, ousux said:
5 hours ago, Born to Run said:
BloU people who got lost on their way out of the fairgrounds and never left.

Someone has to run those carnival rides. 

So how long before someone files a missing persons report for Klein? It's been 11 days and I still do see any mention of him on their website. Moffitt has been on there for days 

3 minutes ago, Kwix said:

So how long before someone files a missing persons report for Klein? It's been 11 days and I still do see any mention of him on their website. Moffitt has been on there for days 

They got a commit from some 3 star that Optimus Klein recruited.  All his social media is still KSU though, guess he's not TOO into the whole cult thing.

It will be fucking hilarious if he just pretends he's not employed by A&M the entire time he is employed by A&M. Just walking around in regular clothes, no maroon. 

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It will be fucking hilarious if he just pretends he's not employed by A&M the entire time he is employed by A&M. Just walking around in regular clothes, no maroon. 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

It will be fucking hilarious if he just pretends he's not employed by A&M the entire time he is employed by A&M. Just walking around in regular clothes, no maroon. 

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Spent 10 hours on the road in a cargo van thought for sure by now these idiots would have posted at least one new member on their 2024 coaching staff site of immense loneliness but nope.

These absolute bozorons are actually going to make it to Wednesday with the OC in limbo and no DC aren't they?

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2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Spent 10 hours on the road in a cargo van thought for sure by now these idiots would have posted at least one new member on their 2024 coaching staff site of immense loneliness but nope.

These absolute bozorons are actually going to make it to Wednesday with the OC in limbo and no DC aren't they?

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They have a game in 9 days, with Christmas in the middle. I am guessing they've decided to go with whomever they already have, ain't no way to get new people in for all that. It's gonna be like when we had 6 total offensive linemen, that didn't go so well.

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15 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Had they just stayed the course with Jimbo, they would have been at least a competitive team. But true to form, they overreacted and over corrected at the mere contact of our shadow approaching the SEC doorpost. They have hastened their own demise by 2 years and have taken a wet soggy shit in the middle of the living room rug. One often meets their fate on the road they take to avoid it.

But that ties all the rest of the shit in their living room together.

4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Spent 10 hours on the road in a cargo van...

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They have a game in 9 days, with Christmas in the middle. I am guessing they've decided to go with whomever they already have, ain't no way to get new people in for all that. It's gonna be like when we had 6 total offensive linemen, that didn't go so well.
This is literally the only reason I'll watch that shitty bowl game. I want to see aggy get Gundy'd, and I have little doubt that's exactly what will happen.
20 minutes ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:
They have a game in 9 days, with Christmas in the middle. I am guessing they've decided to go with whomever they already have, ain't no way to get new people in for all that. It's gonna be like when we had 6 total offensive linemen, that didn't go so well.

This is literally the only reason I'll watch that shitty bowl game. I want to see aggy get Gundy'd, and I have little doubt that's exactly what will happen.

Nope, they’ll give 110% for their interim HC and all transfer to Syracuse after the game. 

Had they just stayed the course with Jimbo, they would have been at least a competitive team. But true to form, they overreacted and over corrected at the mere contact of our shadow approaching the SEC doorpost. They have hastened their own demise by 2 years and have taken a wet soggy shit in the middle of the living room rug. One often meets their fate on the road they take to avoid it.

I’m thinking Aggie is the rug, now adorned with wet soggy shit.
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Those aren't PILLOWS!

16 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Ruh roh, DFigs is onto our #paidactors PR stunt.  Zero doubt this racist clown has a burner account spreading Sandy Hook conspiracy theories.

 

I doubt I would ever have a kid stupid enough to fall in love with aggy, but I laugh even imagining a scenario where he suggests I wear aggy gear. I'd laugh in his face and tell him to start mowing yards, because 4 years in the station wont be cheap by the time he gets there and they are paying off 4 coaches simultaneously. Jimbo's enthusiastic cuckoldry appears to have infected the entire fanbase. 

28 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I doubt I would ever have a kid stupid enough to fall in love with aggy, but I laugh even imagining a scenario where he suggests I wear aggy gear. I'd laugh in his face and tell him to start mowing yards, because 4 years in the station wont be cheap by the time he gets there and they are paying off 4 coaches simultaneously. Jimbo's enthusiastic cuckoldry appears to have infected the entire fanbase. 

Doing a q&d search, looks like their athletic fee is $350 each, times 77k means the students are paying Jimbo's $26 million 2024 buyout, with about tree fiddy left over for gas.

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

Doing a q&d search, looks like their athletic fee is $350 each, times 77k means the students are paying Jimbo's $26 million 2024 buyout, with about tree fiddy left over for gas.

did you deduct 2%?

11 hours ago, Blotto said:

It will be fucking hilarious if he just pretends he's not employed by A&M the entire time he is employed by A&M. Just walking around in regular clothes, no maroon. 

I remember Kingsbury refusing to wear maroon which irritated the cult.

43 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Only one week to Christmas! Here's a suggestion for that special someone in your life: Standing Ready: The Golden Era of Texas Aggie Football and the Beginning of the 12th Man Tradition published by Texas A&M Press. Tough to have the golden era be so long ago.

So basically the L Ron Hubbard of aggy (🤣 ratings are mine):

John A. Adams Jr. ’73 is the author of Over There in the Air: The Fightin’ Texas Aggies in World War I, 1917–1918🤣🤣🤣🤣; Murder and Intrigue on the Mexican Border: Governor Colquitt, President Wilson, and the Vergara Affair😵‍💫🙄😵‍💫; The Fightin’ Texas Aggie Defenders of Bataan and Corregidor🫤🤪🤣🤣; Texas Aggies Go to War; Keepers of the Spirit: The Corps of Cadets at Texas A&M University, 1876–2001🤣😂🤑🙃and other titles.

Step 1 - write science fiction

Step 2 - cult created

Step 3 - Profit!!!🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

39 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

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That commercial is disturbing. The dancing is probably the most physical activity that actress has had in decades. Her FUPA is off the charts. 

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That commercial is disturbing. The dancing is probably the most physical activity that actress has had in decades. Her FUPA is off the charts. 

 

See that arm action?

I bet she has a decent hj game.

You also know she has an oral affliction so ..... yeah.

 

All else fails, just hit it from behind

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Oh yeah.

I forgot.

This is Surly and we only bang 11's.

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So it looks like ND lost their OC. Didnt they try to get Klein beforehand...

52 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So it looks like ND lost their OC. Didnt they try to get Klein beforehand...

Allegedly

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The Elk is crafting one hell of a Mid-American Conference team, I tell you what.  Maybe aggy will be playing on tuesdays and wednesdays.

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I have a funny image in my head of those aggy recruiting doofuses sitting in a conference room trying to figure out how to turd shine all these shit school transfers.

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Allllll that shit Aggy talked when we were down, thinking that wouldn’t have to play us again. Daddy is home Bitch. 

 
See that arm action?
I bet she has a decent hj game.
You also know she has an oral affliction so ..... yeah.
 
All else fails, just hit it from behind
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You gotta make sure she don’t have the jardiance crotch rot or poon gangrene.
2 hours ago, TOR said:

The Elk is crafting one hell of a Mid-American Conference team, I tell you what.  Maybe aggy will be playing on tuesdays and wednesdays.

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Get some MAGTION!

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