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4 hours ago, brownboy said:

 

"Texas Aggie (sic) horticulturist John Mortensen knew what he was doing..."

Well adjusted people don't talk like they this. 

 

Well , you didn’t expect aggy to be honest and put “John Mortensen, a dumb shit mother f’ing dip shit aggy,   didn’t know what he was doing” did you? 

4 hours ago, brownboy said:

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5 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Also, some members of the corps are in the service. There are standard ROTC scholarships which technically require that the recipients enlist and accept an obligation for commissioned service at graduation.

My nephew was one of those. He’s a well-adjusted young man who was ROTC at TAMU, in the corps by default, and served his 4 years in the Army. I have no problem with the minority of corps guys who do that. 

But the cosplay idiots deserve all scorn and ridicule. It’s a freaking fraternity with no eligibility standards. 

6 hours ago, brownboy said:

Let's talk a break from Aggy beer to discuss Aggy wine.  This Nacogdoches winery educated me about how Aggy be smart.  Bonus points for being a Texas Aggy.

"Texas Aggie (sic) horticulturist John Mortensen knew what he was doing..."

Well adjusted people don't talk like they this. They let their accomplishments stand on their own or be praised by others.  Only insecure Aggy would say it like this.

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Blanc du bois...does that mean "the white boys"? If so, very aggy indeed

 

6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

A Gloryhole Named Desire starring Blanc DuBois.  

The original Blanc DuBois...

 

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Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

Boo

34 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

He bent over to help his friends. 

10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

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6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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That photo makes me laugh every time!

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Hilarious that A&M starts chirping about the Big 10 and a week later it comes out that the Big 10 and the SEC are forming a partnership that will inevitably lead to a merger. Every time they try to run screaming into the woods, Texas just walks them down like Jason Voorhees. There is no escape. 

16 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

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17 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Blanc du bois...does that mean "the white boys"? If so, very aggy indeed

 

white wood which ya know is pretty aggy itself given their jizz jar predilections 

On 2/4/2024 at 5:55 PM, Deej said:

The original Blanc DuBois...

 

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Oh he was definitely a Blank who DidBoys.  
Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.
Wtf man? My grandfather was friends with RP's who openly admitted he never voted for his idiot nephew.
On 2/4/2024 at 5:19 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Blanc du bois...does that mean "the white boys"? If so, very aggy indeed

 

It's more literary than that, along the lines of "The Whiteness of the Boys". Think Montgomery Clift and Liz Taylor.

*uncle

No idea how I missed an entire word in the above post. I blame work distractions, need to stack millions quickly so I can fuck off at home like the rest of you. (Millions or otherwise)

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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Mike was misquoted, he said gloryhole not program.

20 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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Didn't mean to put the L in flagship.

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On 2/5/2024 at 10:45 AM, Beau Vine said:

Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor.

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  I'm not sure who he's trying to convince, himself, recruits, or the rest of the sane world.  

“When it comes to incoming Missouri valley football conference transfers, we are the flagship program in this state”.

Hes right: context does matter.

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

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Fatshit program...

They aren't even the flagship football program in the Brazos Valley.  Since 1995 Blinn has won 4 NCs and Sam Houston has won one and played for 2 more, plus a few more top 4 finishes.  During that same stretch A&M has managed 1 conference championship and that's it.  I swear, for the life of me I can't figure out where their extremely over inflated sense of self worth comes from.  Or how every new coach they bring in can't go three months without starting to spew the same stupid shit.  They are never the least bit introspective.  Ever.  And the chiropractors in the area must make a killing from all of the sore shoulders.  I have never seen a group that spends as much time patting themselves on the back as aggy.

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

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6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Why limit the “flagship” argument to sports, Kyle? How about tallying up things like Nobel Laureates and Oscar winners?

Elko was the perfect hire.

"Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor."

We used to call him "Mr. Hair", because not one hair was ever out of place. I remember when he ran this state and one day he was giving a speech on the front steps of the capitol. As the speech drooled on and drooled a person in the crowd close to Mr. Perry had a large dog. Right beside where the pearls of wisdom were being spewed, this dog proceeded to take a large dump. The personal fragrance of this canine was not welcomed by the throngs of onlookers who moved away from the podium to avoid the present in the grass. Mr. Hair however, I guess remembering his fond memories on the Brazos as a milkman, never missed a beat and continued his drivel. 

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"Say what you want about that dipshit Aggie, he was actually a standup governor."

We used to call him "Mr. Hair", because not one hair was ever out of place. I remember when he ran this state and one day he was giving a speech on the front steps of the capitol. As the speech drooled on and drooled a person in the crowd close to Mr. Perry had a large dog. Right beside where the pearls of wisdom were being spewed, this dog proceeded to take a large dump. The personal fragrance of this canine was not welcomed by the throngs of onlookers who moved away from the podium to avoid the present in the grass. Mr. Hair however, I guess remembering his fond memories on the Brazos as a milkman, never missed a beat and continued his drivel. 

Y'all take this shit somewhere else. 

18 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Y'all take this shit somewhere else. 

Considering how you interpret fucking anything even tangently related to a republican as being political (hint: making fun of rick perrys hair is not political), you should get fucking banned for being a walking talking cr.

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Considering how you interpret fucking anything even tangently related to a republican as being political (hint: making fun of rick perrys hair is not political), you should get fucking banned for being a walking talking cr.

Shut up, dummy. 

2 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

 

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This thread has no room for leg humping dipshits who white knight aggys from the most milquetoast insults because they joined their political sports team. He's a lousy hypocrite who shits up threads constantly.

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

But, but, but back a long time ago, them's didn't allow no girlz into that there skool.

If you have to say you're the flagship...is that even a term that is used anywhere else? Like does Michigan say they are the flagship university in their state?

2 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

If you have to say you're the flagship...is that even a term that is used anywhere else? Like does Michigan say they are the flagship university in their state?

No, but Oklahoma State doesnt say it either.  

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

No, but Oklahoma State doesnt say it either.  

They know their place

11 hours ago, Hairy Biped said:

I swear, for the life of me I can't figure out where their extremely over inflated sense of self worth comes from…I have never seen a group that spends as much time patting themselves on the back as aggy.

It’s simple - a collective, chronic inferiority complex. Thats why they feel the need to shout from the rooftops about how great they are; it’s why their coaches feel the pressure to say things that are laughably wrong like “we’re the flagship;” it’s why they constantly pretend that they’re better than Texas at everything, even though they’re objectively worse at (almost) everything; it’s why they cannot be even remotely objective when it comes to the object of their inferiority, which is why they will forever say “Austin is terrible” and “Aggie underrated player X is so much better than Texas overrated player X,” and why they spend so much time thinking about and are undefeated in hypothetical fantasy contests. It’s pretty pathetic, really.

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