March 5, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: That guy puts together sentences as if he’s having a grand mal seizure at the same time.
March 5, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, deadshank said: That guy puts together sentences as if he’s having a grand mal seizure at the same time. He probably spells it “grandma caesar.”
March 5, 20241 yr On 2/27/2024 at 3:10 PM, TrashMaster G said: Nobody besides Swaim has reported this and Swaim cites NO sources. It's bullshit. That guy seems pretty alarmed by it. On 2/28/2024 at 1:07 AM, deft said: And the first quote: dm44time 9h ago First, no disrespect towards the University of Arkansas. This is just directed towards the author of this article. When you use the word "cult" in reference to a school's cheers, or chants as you like to call them, you undermine your credibility. Every school has certain group cheers, and traditions. Certainly the Hog Call is an example of this. Now as for inferring from rumors, that Texas A&M would want to leave the SEC due to some form of jealousy or envy of the University of Texas, again this is an old narrative that show's lack of creativity in writing, and any insight on the matter of a possible re-alignment that has Texas A&M moving to the Big 10. I am a fan of the SEC. It's a great conference. But so is the Big Ten. And if your state has more than one world class university, it would actually make more sense to have each school separated into the two big time athletic conferences. College Football is a business. In business, you want to have your product available in as many markets as possible. This is about what benefits the state of Texas. And it's about establishing connections from the state of Texas, to as many young people as possible. And having both of our world class universities distributed into each of these different areas of the country benefits the state of Texas as a whole. Reply 1 This only lacks, "Good day, sir. I said, good day!" Their pompous mode is almost as cringe inducing as their cloying "please love us" videos. You know, "we're not weird" and the profoundly self-humiliating video of them doing SEC team cheers. You'd recognize this as Aggie from a mile off. The explanation of something everybody knows as though they're the only ones keen enough to perceive it. "College football is a business, In business..." Then there is the self-agrandizing lie about their importance and their ever-selfless motives. On 2/28/2024 at 6:33 AM, YGIFS said: Yeah I saw the billboard. I just didn’t get the connection to Sydney carton. I’m sure they’ll be putting up goofy shit up again in Austin. If we’re half smart, we can fake lease them some Lamar billboards for the Tailgate/wreath fund. I think a lot of the ridicule was directed at you asking, "the same Sidney Carton who posts here?" As opposed to what, the original one last seen on a tumbril? I'm not saying you're an idiot; it was just a funny slip.
March 5, 20241 yr God I would love it so much if aggy chickened out and bolted for the Big 10/20/whatever.
March 5, 20241 yr 41 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: God I would love it so much if aggy chickened out and bolted for the Big 10/20/whatever. They’re not a good enough school to get in that conference.
March 5, 20241 yr Just when you thought Aggy couldn’t possibly fuck something up…they managed to ruin jalapeños:
March 5, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Scholz said: They’re not a good enough school to get in that conference. I think they are (or were) top 50 in US News rankings, that has to be good enough to at least fall in the middle of the pack or slightly better. Maybe not, no idea on criteria to get in but USNaWR rankings probably matter very little.
March 5, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, RomaVicta said: That guy seems pretty alarmed by it. This only lacks, "Good day, sir. I said, good day!" Their pompous mode is almost as cringe inducing as their cloying "please love us" videos. You know, "we're not weird" and the profoundly self-humiliating video of them doing SEC team cheers. You'd recognize this as Aggie from a mile off. The explanation of something everybody knows as though they're the only ones keen enough to perceive it. "College football is a business, In business..." Then there is the self-agrandizing lie about their importance and their ever-selfless motives. I think a lot of the ridicule was directed at you asking, "the same Sidney Carton who posts here?" As opposed to what, the original one last seen on a tumbril? I'm not saying you're an idiot; it was just a funny slip. Rice to the Big 10?
March 5, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Scholz said: They’re not a good enough school to get in that conference. Wouldn't they at least be competitive with academic powerhouses Indiana and Iowa?
March 5, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said: Just when you thought Aggy couldn’t possibly fuck something up…they managed to ruin jalapeños: GD what a bunch of pussies. I'm ashamed those wimps are a part of Texas. Ooohh this burns...
March 5, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, Scholz said: GD what a bunch of pussies. I'm ashamed those wimps are a part of Texas. Ooohh this burns... Their assholes are probably more generally sensitive than others... for reasons.
March 5, 20241 yr 14 minutes ago, Vertigo said: Their assholes are probably more generally sensitive than others... for reasons. You think they would be desensitized by now.
March 5, 20241 yr There is only one first class university in Texas. If atm went to the BIG they would have been defrauded.
March 5, 20241 yr 21 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said: There is only one first class university in Texas. If atm went to the BIG they would have been defrauded. One?
March 5, 20241 yr Their assholes are probably more generally sensitive than others... for reasons. Since they are lead by John Sharp, that makes them Sharpies. And we know where those end up!
March 5, 20241 yr 44 minutes ago, Deej said: You think they would be desensitized by now. They wipe with Gold Bond.
March 5, 20241 yr I for one would love to see the gomers go to the big10. Then they can visit KKL and Norman whenever they play Corn. Watching their nuts break off when they squeeze in December at some of those schools would be an added bonus. I cannot wait till they have midnight yell when it is colder than John Sharps heart up north.
March 5, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said: Just when you thought Aggy couldn’t possibly fuck something up…they managed to ruin jalapeños: Currently on sale at freaking Walmart I think. No heat whatsoever.
March 5, 20241 yr They're such pussies, they fucking ruin everything. I should say try to ruin everything, been trying to kill football for more than a century.
March 6, 20241 yr I think they are (or were) top 50 in US News rankings, that has to be good enough to at least fall in the middle of the pack or slightly better. Maybe not, no idea on criteria to get in but USNaWR rankings probably matter very little. Yeah but they’re number one in self reported bestest skools.
March 6, 20241 yr 16 hours ago, Scholz said: They’re not a good enough school to get in that conference. This. B1G schools pride themselves on academics. That's a reason why they took Maryland and Rutgers(besides also wanting the DC and NYC markets). aggy doesn't have a good enough student body GPA for them.
March 6, 20241 yr 16 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said: Just when you thought Aggy couldn’t possibly fuck something up…they managed to ruin jalapeños:
March 6, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, deft said: Yeah but they’re number one in self reported bestest skools.
March 6, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: This. B1G schools pride themselves on academics. That's a reason why they took Maryland and Rutgers(besides also wanting the DC and NYC markets). aggy doesn't have a good enough student body GPA for them. If they will take Nebraska and Oregon, they would take A&M.
March 6, 20241 yr To be fair, Oregon is a very good school academically. Plus the cash. Nebraska was always a head-scratcher since it's by far the shittiest academic school in the Big 10. But at the time, it still had name cache and maybe they thought they'd reboot themselves as a football powerhouse. But that obviously didn't happen. And Rutgers though? I mean, shit. Jackie Aprile, Jr. got into Rutgers. I think A.J., too. How hard can it be? Obviously the Big 10 would want its footprint in Texas, but they still have some integrity left. There were the innovators of athletic conference research collaboration/funding. But most of the people that know that in their conference are probably dead now. So maybe they figure "Meh, why the hell not?" And then flash forward a couple years to Gob Bluth looking out the window, "I've made a huge mistake..."
March 6, 20241 yr 18 minutes ago, YGIFS said: To be fair, Oregon is a very good school academically. Plus the cash. Nebraska was always a head-scratcher since it's by far the shittiest academic school in the Big 10. But at the time, it still had name cache and maybe they thought they'd reboot themselves as a football powerhouse. But that obviously didn't happen. And Rutgers though? I mean, shit. Jackie Aprile, Jr. got into Rutgers. I think A.J., too. How hard can it be? Obviously the Big 10 would want its footprint in Texas, but they still have some integrity left. There were the innovators of athletic conference research collaboration/funding. But most of the people that know that in their conference are probably dead now. So maybe they figure "Meh, why the hell not?" And then flash forward a couple years to Gob Bluth looking out the window, "I've made a huge mistake..." Yes, the Big 10 has integrity. See Penn State/Sandusky. Michigan State/Nassar. Ohio State/Strauss. Michigan. Real collection of fine people. Just a little rapey.
March 6, 20241 yr The B1G would gladly accept TAMU for the same reasons the SEC did-- access to Texas recruiting and Texas televisions without bringing in a threat to the established powers of the conference. This rumor is almost certain to be completely false, but it's also plausible, which is why people are still discussing it. Edited March 6, 20241 yr by utee94
March 6, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, utee94 said: The B1G would gladly accept TAMU for the same reasons the SEC did-- access to Texas recruiting and Texas televisions without bringing in a threat to the established powers of the conference. This rumor is almost certain to be completely false, but it's also plausible, which is why people are still discussing it. And yet, this big bad program moving around would be met with a collective yawn when it comes what they add to the B1G or what the SEC is losing outside of a mindless army of yokels.
March 6, 20241 yr The national reaction to A&M joining the B1G would be roughly the same as when Rutgers joined -- to quote an erstwhile surly, "yawn". Of course, Aggies would think they rocked the college sports landscape.
March 6, 20241 yr 45 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said: Yes, the Big 10 has integrity. See Penn State/Sandusky. Michigan State/Nassar. Ohio State/Strauss. Michigan. Real collection of fine people. Just a little rapey. Fair point. But you also missed another one at Ohio State.
March 6, 20241 yr 22 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said: Just when you thought Aggy couldn’t possibly fuck something up…they managed to ruin jalapeños: So they invented the bell pepper. Good job. Good effort.
March 6, 20241 yr 18 minutes ago, Ten Bears said: So they invented the bell pepper. Good job. Good effort. Aggy botanist: "What do you mean this is already patented?!"
March 6, 20241 yr 26 minutes ago, Vertigo said: Aggy botanist: "What do you mean this is already patented?!" Co-worker: "What if we bred it to be maroon?"
March 6, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Vertigo said: And yet, this big bad program moving around would be met with a collective yawn when it comes what they add to the B1G or what the SEC is losing outside of a mindless army of yokels. Oh yeah, I'm not asserting that it would matter to anyone other than the ags.
March 6, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Frank Drebin said: Yes, the Big 10 has integrity. See Penn State/Sandusky. Michigan State/Nassar. Ohio State/Strauss. Michigan. Real collection of fine people. Just a little rapey. And they like to take videos of... stuff. NTTAWWT
March 6, 20241 yr "some asshole texas a&m students made a more profitable but less hot jalapeño pepper and that’s why they suck now." On the bright side for the gomers, I bet they are jizz flavored?
March 6, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Ten Bears said: So they invented the bell pepper. Good job. Good effort. bell paper shaped like a small dick to be precise
March 7, 20241 yr ‘Jizz Flavored Bell Pepper’ is the name of your band? but sir, this is a Corps of Cadets band.
March 7, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, YGIFS said: To be fair, Oregon is a very good school academically. Plus the cash. Nebraska was always a head-scratcher since it's by far the shittiest academic school in the Big 10. But at the time, it still had name cache and maybe they thought they'd reboot themselves as a football powerhouse. But that obviously didn't happen. And Rutgers though? I mean, shit. Jackie Aprile, Jr. got into Rutgers. I think A.J., too. How hard can it be? Obviously the Big 10 would want its footprint in Texas, but they still have some integrity left. There were the innovators of athletic conference research collaboration/funding. But most of the people that know that in their conference are probably dead now. So maybe they figure "Meh, why the hell not?" And then flash forward a couple years to Gob Bluth looking out the window, "I've made a huge mistake..." Rutgers was also wanted for wrestling.
March 7, 20241 yr 19 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: This. B1G schools pride themselves on academics. They do have pride, but the B10 can collectively blow me. Bitch stewie could get into most of those schools. Edited March 7, 20241 yr by redswingline
March 7, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, redswingline said: They do have pride, but the B10 can collectively blow me. Bitch stewie could get into most of those schools.
March 7, 20241 yr 15 hours ago, Deej said: aggy never has a hand in anything good. Ol R.C. showing us the best place to hide those bags of cash back in the day.
March 9, 20241 yr I’m bored because Texags has not said any really stupid shit for the last 24 hours.
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