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18 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

finally back to owning a Ram truck.

oh no, we wont be best friends.  so sad.

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58 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hey, glass houses.  My season tix spelled our QB's name Quinn Uwers.

 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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So the guy known as Al is actually...Artificial Intelligence???

On 7/28/2024 at 10:57 PM, jimmyjazz said:

1.  Milroe was still raw, they were a totally different team at the end of the year

2.  you just don't understand the week-in, week-out grind of SEC footbaw

This is my favorite…the SEC is weekly grind but also a team is BETTER at the end of it than they were at the beginning 

20 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

That's a lot of old white dudes - 

Last comment on the alumni thing -- Do you think they sit down each year and go "Now what 12 can we give this to.." like every year - what if there are only 10.. do they skip or just shove 2 dudes in to make it 12?

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Yeah, 2 aggy players versus the greatest player in CFB history and one of the greatest teams. Sure, aggy. 
 

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On 8/2/2024 at 12:06 PM, TexasBeta said:

do they skip or just shove 2 dudes in to make it 12?

That’s called Tuesday at the Dixie Chicken. 

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1 hour ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

 

2012 lost at home to a Will Muschamp coached Florida team and a Mad Hattered LSU….

 

This school has a deep mental health crisis.

1 hour ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

 

Well, ol' Jake Mckeever is half right...it wouldn't be close.

5 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

2012 lost at home to a Will Muschamp coached Florida team and a Mad Hattered LSU….

 

This school has a deep mental health crisis.

aggy = 🤡

They haven't won anything significant in generations, so let's debate ridiculous hypotheticals like their odds of beating arguably the best team in CFB history.  

But offenses had changed so much. A&M was running the complex system that required intense study and practice.

Check the precision and planning.

 

Holy shit, 2012 A&M > 2005 Texas?  Never change.  Texas would have beaten those dorks by 20+.

They didn't even win the SEC West that year.

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Just now, Deej said:

They didn't even win the SEC West that year.

Neither did Texas stupid sip. 

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

aggy = 🤡

They haven't won anything significant in generations, so let's debate ridiculous hypotheticals like their odds of beating arguably the best team in CFB history.  

Games never played is the only way they win titles. They’re awesome at those.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

But offenses had changed so much. A&M was running the complex system that required intense study and practice.

Check the precision and planning.

 

Mike Evans deserves all the credit for their success that year. 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

But offenses had changed so much. A&M was running the complex system that required intense study and practice.

Check the precision and planning.

 

Yeah I remember 🎱just throwing up floaters to Mike Evans like that

18 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Did VY ever acquire nachos during a play?  Advantage aggy!

I think you meant naoch.

That two point win over LA Tech that year just proves they were the greatest team of all time. 

16 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

All this proves is that we need to defund the military.

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On 7/25/2024 at 1:33 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Was that '96?

The year we started the wandering. 

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

But offenses had changed so much. A&M was running the complex system that required intense study and practice.

Check the precision and planning.

 

I count 5 Tide defenders who beat their blocks. 

"...and it's not close."

This is an exercise in creating a hysteria of clicks. 

We only need ten thousand dollars more to meet our hourly goal!

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Please, these paper bags for Aggies will save lives!

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Oh, Johnny! 

Johnny crackhead had a strong right arm, Strong from signing all those autographs. 

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5 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Johnny crackhead had a strong right arm, Strong from signing all those autographs. 

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He didn’t sign autographs. His family is so rich that Bill Gates works part time as their butler.

I’d guess that the following Texas teams of this century would be favored over 2012 A&M (the question was “what is the spread”, not “who would win” - no serious person thinks Texas would lose):

2005 by about 2 TDs

2008 and 2009 by about 10

2001, 2004 and 2023 by about a TD

I’m not a gambler so maybe I’m wrong here; I’ve spent about 90 seconds thinking about it and I feel foolish for having even spent that much time considering this asinine hypothetical.

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On 7/31/2024 at 9:30 AM, Mr. Drummond said:

I think the cybertruck is pretty ugly, but at least its different.     How many white crv/mazda/rav4s/highlander/hyundai/kia shitty crossovers can you look at?    Cars used to be fun.

Signed - guy who drives an orange raptor, a metallic blue old 911 and my wife drives a green land rover defender to the mall and HEB (when open of course).  

911 sounds awesome

 raptor and Land Rover are hilarious

 

 

Notre Dames Starting LT is out for the season. They’re already light in that OL room. Give me the Ags in this game. 

3 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Notre Dames Starting LT is out for the season. They’re already light in that OL room. Give me the Ags in this game. 

You'll get nothing and like it! 

They'll beat Notre Dame then lose to McNeese the following week. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

They'll beat Notre Dame then lose to McNeese the following week. 

God damn that would be the aggy thing ever. And the best part? It's probably likely. 

On 7/31/2024 at 10:38 PM, Mittens said:

 

Nice little anecdote, Jeff Hildebrand has two degrees from UT and zero from aggy. He was smart enough to leave.

That two point win over LA Tech that year just proves they were the greatest team of all time. 

Well, that also means LA Tech 2012 > Texas 05.
18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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aggy would pay 5x for one of those hideous things with upside down horns

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