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On 9/15/2024 at 7:02 PM, Scholz said:

Take this for what it’s worth but word on the street (via some aggy Sigma Chis I know), is that Weigman got benched for smoking too much weed. Not kidding. Makes more sense than that ridiculous injury BS.

He was probably high as hell during magician trick!

 

On 9/15/2024 at 7:02 PM, Scholz said:

Take this for what it’s worth but word on the street (via some aggy Sigma Chis I know), is that Weigman got benched for smoking too much weed. Not kidding. Makes more sense than that ridiculous injury BS.

He was probably high as hell at magician trick

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14 hours ago, Spindletop said:

I don't know much about A&M's history over the last 30 years other than them losing some hilarious games like 27-25 and 77-0, so I asked ChatGPT about the QBs being replaced and this is what it came up with:

1992-1995: Corey Pullig 4-yr starter

1996: Branndon Stewart replaced by Mark Farris midseason

1997-1999: Randy McCown 3-yr starter, replaced Mark Farris

2001: Mark Farris replaced by Dustin Long midseason

2002: Dusting Long replaced by Reggie McNeal midseason

2005: Reggie McNeal replaced by Stephen McGee midseason (injury)

2008: Stephen McGee replaced by Jerrod Johnson midseason (injury)

2010: Jerrod Johnson replaced by Ryan Tannehill

2012-2013: Manziel 2-yr starter

2014: Kenny Hill replaced by Kyle Allen midseason

2015: Kyle Allen replaced by Kyler Murray midseason

2016: Trevor Knight (ChatGPT says he transferred from OU? Don't remember this guy)

2017: Nick Starkel (? who is this?) and Kellen Mond swapped back and forth (?)

2018-2020: Mond starts for 3 yrs

2021: Haynes King replaced by Zach Calzada (injury)

2022: Haynes King replaced by Max Johnson, who was then replaced by Connor Weigman

2024: Looks like Weigman about to be replaced by Marcel Reed

 

 

Only person I cant recall on this list is Dustin Long.  Oh yea, and Real Deal McNeal is >>>>>>>> Vince Young.  Yall member that?

9 minutes ago, Tx74 said:

He was probably high as hell during magician trick!

 

He was probably high as hell at magician trick

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3 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

A glitch in the matrix, maybe. 

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18 hours ago, closetojumping said:

In this case, Weigman was being touted as recently as ... (checks notes) the week before this season as the best QB in the SEC. Yes, Peter Burns did that on the SEC preseason show and while others on the set showed surprise with that, his take was viewed as credible. There were scouts listing him as a 1st rounder who could actually rise to the top of the board! absurdly. Magazines were listing him as a top 10 national QB. Steele listed him as his 7th QB on the draft board, one behind Ewers. 

So even for the aggie idiots online, there was ample support for their view that Weigman was the real deal. I don't think any of these people looked at the actual performance of the guy and his injury history. They were all just pointing to some stats from a few games and the 5 star ranking and Billy Liucci telling anyone who would listen that Weigman was "Him".

As you know, this is how they do everything. They insist upon themselves and spout their bullshit to anyone who will listen, then the parrots repeat it until it is the narrative. It is what they did when they got a commitment from Haynes King, what they do when they crow about their awesome fans (who everyone else despises) and gameday atmosphere (fucking weird), when they crow about their facilities, their bizarre traditions, celebrate their "bigger'n da sips" stadium, why they pay mouthpieces like they did with The Atlantic and do with Josh Pate, why they celebrate "Best School" lists, how they puff up their signing classes, and even how they crafted the narrative that "t.u. destroys conferences," when they're actually the root of that problem.

They're juvenile, they lie, and their oldest tradition is cheating.

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

I thought that same thing about a week and a half ago. It is too thick.

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7 hours ago, horn009 said:

I hope that they get just close enough to a shot at a playoff spot

No.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

And the girls snickered at him whenever he walked by.

They just thought he was a tomboy.

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

As you know, this is how they do everything. They insist upon themselves and spout their bullshit to anyone who will listen, then the parrots repeat it until it is the narrative. It is what they did when they got a commitment from Haynes King, what they do when they crow about their awesome fans (who everyone else despises) and gameday atmosphere (fucking weird), when they crow about their facilities, their bizarre traditions, celebrate their "bigger'n da sips" stadium, why they pay mouthpieces like they did with The Atlantic and do with Josh Pate, why they celebrate "Best School" lists, how they puff up their signing classes, and even how they crafted the narrative that "t.u. destroys conferences," when they're actually the root of that problem.

They're juvenile, they lie, and their oldest tradition is cheating.

My favorite part about that stadium is the fact that they literally have to beg aggie fans to come via bus or train in from DFW and Houston on local radio stations. It is an easy place to fill for a big game, but non ranked games they are not even close to full. And of course there is UMass..

18 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I can't wait to see his justification for keeping aggy ahead of Texas after the Longhorns eviscerate them in college station.

Its all satire anyhow, and I can bet he reads this thread. 

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Its all satire anyhow, and I can bet he reads this thread. 

If http referer is still a thing, and I feel like it is, it’s a certainty that he reads it.

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Aggie QB controversy a 'brewin these days.  CW is brain dead.  Reed is a younger player that runs a lot....meaning there is the very real risk of injury.  Upcoming game is a cupcake.  Do they go back to CW after fabricating the "injury" story?  Do they bail on him completely and go with a younger player?  What if Reed can't play later in the season? 

Either will look good this weekend.  If they go back to CW, after the performance Reed had vs FL, do the fans/players turn on Elko?   I think they do....

We all remember when CW first came in and looked halfway decent, only to be what he is now after some aggy "coaching"?  Rinse.  Wash.  Repeat.

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I'm not sold on Reed until I see him run the jump pass drill.

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According to the ESPN FPI, Texas state (6.2%) had a better chance of making the CFB playoffs than aggy (5.7%)

lol....

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

And the girls snickered at him whenever he walked by.

 

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

They just thought he was a tomboy.

I don't think the girls though about, or even noticed, Lil' Bill.

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

My favorite part about that stadium is the fact that they literally have to beg aggie fans to come via bus or train in from DFW and Houston on local radio stations. It is an easy place to fill for a big game, but non ranked games they are not even close to full. And of course there is UMass..

And people pat them on the back for being loud, but like our fans, they aren't loud when they play Lamar or Prairie View or Ball State. Not that we would ever play Lamar, Prairie View, or Ball State.

They're not loud, so they literally pipe in crowd noise. That place is a shithole full of shitheads.

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13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Don't make me post the John Lopez column about Jerod Johnson...

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He is the Sidd Finch of college football, a player so talented and productive it's almost impossible to believe he's real.

But Texas A&M junior quarterback Jerrod Johnson is very real. And despite carrying a team with less talent and more freshmen than all the hyped-up Heisman-watch names, Johnson is making a stronger early-season case for the stiff-arm statue than anyone.

His story -- how he's become one of the most mature and grounded athletes in big-time sports -- is equally inspiring.

You wouldn't know it, however, unless you took the time to drive to College Station to catch a glimpse of this kid who has run like Terrelle Pryor, led like Colt McCoy, thrown like Sam Bradford. Teammates and coaches respect his tough-mindedness and character as much as so many fans admire Tim Tebow's.

But television cameras have not followed Johnson's every move. In fact, they have not followed any of them. Not one of Johnson's monstrous games this season has been televised. The director in the truck has not demanded that cameras capture every facial expression and emotion of Johnson's mother, girlfriend or neighbors. Brent Musberger has not cooed over Johnson's greatness or made it seem that when he traipses effortlessly over football turf he could just as well be walking on water. Thom Brennaman has not gushed over spending five or 20 minutes with Johnson, saying your life would be better for it.

As one Austin columnist put it after watching Johnson run for three touchdowns and pass for three more in a 56-19 pasting of Alabama-Birmingham on Saturday, "Stick [Johnson] in Tim Tebow's uniform, and after the numbers he put up ... the Heisman race would be over."
 

 

Texas students aiming to enroll at UT Austin during the fall 2026 semester will face a higher hurdle. During a UT Faculty meeting on September 16, university president Jay Hartzell announced that students will soon need to be in the top five percent of their high school graduating class to be guaranteed admission.

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9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas students aiming to enroll at UT Austin during the fall 2026 semester will face a higher hurdle. During a UT Faculty meeting on September 16, university president Jay Hartzell announced that students will soon need to be in the top five percent of their high school graduating class to be guaranteed admission.

Or run a 4.4

On 9/15/2024 at 8:12 PM, DaggerHorns said:

I heard he got gonorrhea from a collie.

Again!?


apparently Reed is Texags official in terms of being the new starting QB. Texags changed their entire studio to a picture of Reed. What a bunch of dorks.

sidenote: Reed seems like a legitimately good kid, so best of luck to him.

9 hours ago, Tx74 said:

He was probably high as hell during magician trick!

 

He was probably high as hell at magician trick

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apparently Reed is Texags official in terms of being the new starting QB. Texags changed their entire studio to a picture of Reed. What a bunch of dorks.
sidenote: Reed seems like a legitimately good kid, so best of luck to him.

Agree. But they will rip him to shreds eventually
16 minutes ago, Updawg said:


Agree. But they will rip him to shreds eventually

Like Saturn, aggy devours its children

54 minutes ago, Updawg said:


Agree. But they will rip him to shreds eventually

Like right after he throws 4 picks to our secondary. 

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14 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Like right after he throws 4 picks to our secondary. 

It won't take that long for him to throw 4 pics. That's a truly terrible Oline.. now, will aggie keep defending him... for a while.. until the roller-coaster derails.

On 9/17/2024 at 9:41 AM, orange dream said:

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Need to add “backup qb heisman talk” right there 

On 9/16/2024 at 7:20 PM, Spindletop said:

1992-1995: Corey Pullig 4-yr starter

Jeff Granger, the left hander who was also a stud pitcher for the baseball team, was actually the starting QB in 1992.  he started the first 8 games but then left with a concussion against SMU.  Pullig took over and never looked back.

Granger focused on baseball after that and was the 5th overall pick in the 1993 MLB draft. but he didn't do much in the bigs.  he had a negative WAR.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/grangje01.shtml

 
51 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Jeff Granger, the left hander who was also a stud pitcher for the baseball team, was actually the starting QB in 1992.  he started the first 8 games but then left with a concussion against SMU.  Pullig took over and never looked back.

Granger focused on baseball after that and was the 5th overall pick in the 1993 MLB draft. but he didn't do much in the bigs.  he had a negative WAR.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/grangje01.shtml

 

I'm sure Jeff Granger is better off the way things shook out

Both are aggy so it's a wash as to which one ended up being the bigger loser.

4 hours ago, jet black said:

Need to add “backup qb heisman talk” right there 

Negative.  1) you don't paint a mustache on THujone's masterpiece, and 2) Heisman candidacy is implied simply by being a texum a&m aggy QB.

On 9/17/2024 at 11:06 AM, Longhornstampede said:

 

 

Guess I'll just park this trip down memory lane here...

 

 

1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

Latest cringe (music) video.

 

 

They have a law school?

Yeah. They bought one. Wesleyan?

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They needed an unnecessary law school while trying to keep any other school in the state from having a vet school.

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7 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

They have a law school?

They have uniforms and everything, it’s great.

43 minutes ago, South Austin said:

They have uniforms and everything, it’s great.

You're right.  Here they are on their way to class:

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On 9/17/2024 at 11:06 AM, Longhornstampede said:

Stupid sips you haven't played an SEC game yet

Only Fng aggy will aggy up their situation this season, and in life, as it is a generational moron complex!

aggy will always aggy up everything!

Hook’em!!!

8 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Jeff Granger, the left hander who was also a stud pitcher for the baseball team, was actually the starting QB in 1992.  he started the first 8 games but then left with a concussion against SMU.  Pullig took over and never looked back.

Granger focused on baseball after that and was the 5th overall pick in the 1993 MLB draft. but he didn't do much in the bigs.  he had a negative WAR.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/grangje01.shtml

 

They didn’t pull guys for concussions in 92. It was called getting your bell rung. If a guy got his bell rung, he might take a play off, but then it was “rub some dirt on it, Nancy,” and put him back out there. He must’ve had something else going on. 

This is sure to work wonderfully. As John Madden said “if you have two quarterbacks, you actually have none.”

 

21 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This is sure to work wonderfully. As John Madden said “if you have two quarterbacks, you actually have none.”

 

 

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