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Did those goobers seriously attempt to rip off Petey Pablo!? Smdh

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Yep. That’s what my playing partner and I got sloshed on while winning the Epic Fail Trophy for finishing last place at the Inaugural Shaggybevo (RIP) Open at Mo Willy, circa….fuck I can’t even remember. I only really recall getting cart stuck in mud and my buddy form tackling me on the 18th green. 
 
for you old timers, I believe Snow Dog was one of our foursome. 
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Epic day. I'm pretty sure I was behind you at the pro shop for check in. I broke the ice by announcing loudly "looks like a bunch of assholes are gonna play today."

My friend who didn't even have a shaggy account was my partner so I was having to explain inside jokes to him the entire time. For some reason I decided not to drink anything that round. I chose... poorly. We were paired up with Blacklab & some guy who I think was his personal swing coach/CrossFit guru. There was a lot of flexing & stretching going on. Few jokes.

Enjoyed the Franklin's afterwards & jawing with Jive Turkey. He's much taller than you'd think in person.
2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Blacklab & some guy who I think was his personal swing coach/CrossFit guru

Yep. Forgot blacklab brought a ringer.  Didn’t realize he was also his own guru/golf Rasputin. Now it makes total sense they won by a Kim Jong-il level margin.  

If you’re not recruiting a ringer for your company/charity golf tournament, you’re not doing it right. 
 

My ideal team for a charity event:

1) Ringer, to carry the team.

2) Potential donor.  Hopefully we can use one or two of his shots.

3) Potential donor.  Hopefully we can use one or two of his shots.

4) Me. Maybe we can use one of my putts. Maybe. 
 

Bringing the ringer makes sure the potential donors have a good time and feel generous when the ask comes at the end of the award ceremony at the 19th. 

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He wasn't a total ringer, but he has played some pro events.


Yeah, he played like a total hack. Probably didn't even make the cut on his tour stops [emoji1787]

14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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If aggy didn't suck, they could turn this single pic into years of entertainment.  Sadly, I don't see a tournament in their future.

Definitely not the type of mugshot that would get taped to a sheep's back in CS...

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Guess who's feeling cunty?

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Even though Texas A&M football fans are no doubt still upset about the result of this past year's Lone Star Showdown, you'd be hard-pressed to find an Aggie fan who is not happy the game itself is back. The Ags are hoping for a better result than that of this past year in 2025, but it will obviously be tougher to win on the road than it would be in the friendly confines of Kyle Field.

The Aggies have this as one of several prospectively tough road games on their schedule in the upcoming year. They also visit Notre Dame, Missouri, and LSU— all teams that were preseason top 10 last year and project to be tough matchups in 2025 as well.


Among the many dynamics surrounding this rivalry is the constant claim of a certain section of the Longhorn fanbase that this game is not as meaningful to their program as other rivalries, like Red River. It may be surprising, then, that ESPN took the tack that they did with this game.

ESPN claims Lone Star Showdown is season-defining for Texas, but not Texas A&M football
In a recent article from ESPN, the Worldwide Leader went through their preseason top 25 and outlined the most season-defining game on the schedule for each. Interestingly, they called the Lone Star Showdown a season-defining game for the Longhorns, but not the Aggies.

No, for Texas A&M, they called the game against the South Carolina Gamecocks— a heated rivalry, to be sure— the most important game. It's not that the game against the Longhorns isn't important, but that the one against the Gamecocks is more important.


This will no doubt set off some Longhorns, who can't handle the idea of not being the most important game on someone's schedule, but I think there's a lot of truth to it. Carolina is a big swing game for the Aggies with where it occurs on the schedule, and it is all but a must-win as a result.

For the Longhorns' part, their game against the Aggies could be their last shot at the playoff. What with difficult road trips to Ohio State, Georgia, and a two-game SEC trip earlier in the season, they could roll into that one with three or more losses.

Texas fans may not like it, but ESPN called it correctly here. It's honestly kind of refreshing to see.

 

South Carolina will obviously be a more season-defining game for the ags, because by the time they play Texas, their season will already be defined.  And if I had to guess, I'd say they'll be defined as about an 8-3 team by the time they get to Austin.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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That looks like shit.

20 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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She has a bit of Sloth happening here.  Or maybe she has a chaw in?

3 hours ago, txhorns said:

That looks like shit.

Well, it's aggy, so what did you expect?

On 2/19/2025 at 8:15 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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Meh.  Done worse on campus.

On 2/18/2025 at 9:50 AM, nnm said:

If you’re not recruiting a ringer for your company/charity golf tournament, you’re not doing it right. 
 

My ideal team for a charity event:

1) Ringer, to carry the team.

2) Potential donor.  Hopefully we can use one or two of his shots.

3) Potential donor.  Hopefully we can use one or two of his shots.

4) Me. Maybe we can use one of my putts. Maybe. 
 

Bringing the ringer makes sure the potential donors have a good time and feel generous when the ask comes at the end of the award ceremony at the 19th. 

Reminds me of the mid 90's and what I called the Ultimate Ringer at work. It was a women who played on LPGA tour before joining the company. Right away you had someone in your scramble foursome who could outdrive almost anyone and got to tee of from the ladies tees in the scramble. Tough combo.

1 minute ago, AUinHsv said:

Reminds me of the mid 90's and what I called the Ultimate Ringer at work. It was a women who played on LPGA tour before joining the company. Right away you had someone in your scramble foursome who could outdrive almost anyone and got to tee of from the ladies tees in the scramble. Tough combo.

Years ago I hired a young engineer who had played D1 baseball in the Big 10.  He hit almost 0.330 his senior season.  First team All-Conference.  After graduation he played a season of minor league ball before deciding that bus rides and cheap hotels suck and he just needed to get on with his real career.  He way outclassed his teammates on the company softball team.  Opponents would actually get pissy about it.

6 hours ago, The Gimp said:

Meh.  Done worse on campus.

Was that you humping the broad one morning on top of the entry stairway balustrade in front of the Union back in 1962?

Pretty bold move in those days.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Years ago I hired a young engineer who had played D1 baseball in the Big 10.  He hit almost 0.330 his senior season.  First team All-Conference.  After graduation he played a season of minor league ball before deciding that bus rides and cheap hotels suck and he just needed to get on with his real career.  He way outclassed his teammates on the company softball team.  Opponents would actually get pissy about it.

My son was a pretty good scratch golfer back in his high school & college days. 
He could have taken a partial scholarship tp play for SWT, but turned it down because he claimed it would interfere with his social life.

When he started his long career at a regional banking system, he was put in charge of organizing golf tournaments whenever staff traveled to bank conferences or hosted such in Austin.

He was happy to hand that chore off to younger & better players after he gained some seniority.

2 hours ago, AUinHsv said:

Reminds me of the mid 90's and what I called the Ultimate Ringer at work. It was a women who played on LPGA tour before joining the company. Right away you had someone in your scramble foursome who could outdrive almost anyone and got to tee of from the ladies tees in the scramble. Tough combo.

 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Years ago I hired a young engineer who had played D1 baseball in the Big 10.  He hit almost 0.330 his senior season.  First team All-Conference.  After graduation he played a season of minor league ball before deciding that bus rides and cheap hotels suck and he just needed to get on with his real career.  He way outclassed his teammates on the company softball team.  Opponents would actually get pissy about it.

I once brought Ron Jeremy to an orgy.

25 minutes ago, South Austin said:

 

I once brought Ron Jeremy to an orgy.

Or "Tiny", as your Mom described him when she introduced you to each other.

19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

No, for Texas A&M, they called the game against the South Carolina Gamecocks— a heated rivalry, to be sure— the most important game. It's not that the game against the Longhorns isn't important, but that the one against the Gamecocks is more important.


This will no doubt set off some Longhorns, who can't handle the idea of not being the most important game on someone's schedule, but I think there's a lot of truth to it. 

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A&M could schedule the Eagles and the Chiefs and we'd still be their most important game.

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

A&M could schedule the Eagles and the Chiefs and we'd still be their most important game.

But we’d have a tough time competing with Prairie View or Incarnate Word.

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If I gave a 5 year old a a generic Hanes t-shirt and a pair of middle-school coach shorts, and then a sheet of large stickers with various numbers, letters, stripes and sports brand symbols to place on them, they'd come up with something better than this.

Also, why aren't the shoes tied?

Dumb question I know. Aggies can't tie their shoes.

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

 

If I gave a 5 year old a a generic Hanes t-shirt and a pair of middle-school coach shorts, and then a sheet of large stickers with various numbers, letters, stripes and sports brand symbols to place on them, they'd come up with something better than this.

Also, why aren't the shoes tied?

Dumb question I know. Aggies can't tie their shoes.

Chat GPT, generate a picture of a Texas A&M college basketball player, with a uniform that looks like it was designed by a 5 year old with a generic Hanes t-shirt, and a pair of middle-school coach shorts, who can decorate using a sheet of large stickers with various numbers, letters, stripes and sports brand symbols to place on them.

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On 2/21/2025 at 11:02 AM, nnm said:

Chat GPT, generate a picture of a Texas A&M college basketball player, with a uniform that looks like it was designed by a 5 year old with a generic Hanes t-shirt, and a pair of middle-school coach shorts, who can decorate using a sheet of large stickers with various numbers, letters, stripes and sports brand symbols to place on them.

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Now, if you had just instructed it to use a pair of overalls, and a couple of random aggyisms, we'd have a winner.

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Lol.

I’ve been the dixie chicken one time. Went to get a beer and had to get in some long ass line. We left and went to some sports bar instead.

I’ve never waited in a long ass line for beer on 6th st.

Well I mean, Dirty 6th sucks, this is true.

It's just that every street in College Station sucks worse.

And then there's the fact that Austin has numerous other entertainment districts, while College Station has... Bryan.

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

Well I mean, Dirty 6th sucks, this is true.

It's just that every street in College Station sucks worse.

And then there's the fact that Austin has numerous other entertainment districts, while College Station has... Bryan.

This is it in a nutshell.  6th street is horrible.  It's still better than College Station in all respects.

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