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1 hour ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

10-7 is really good right?!?! That's what our baseball record was last year at this time under Pierce lol

The kept the band together though.

Too bad the music isn't in tune under the new director Earley. 

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Schloss seems to win wherever he goes with whatever players are on the team. Take aggy for example then and now.


Makes me wonder if this graham journalist is luccis AI sock/2nd fallback site

I’ve seen cats play piano on the intertrons (it’s real to me.jpg). It wouldn’t surprise me if Graham the dog is the one writing it. If I was Graham, I know I would be tired of his shit!
24 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Schloss seems to win wherever he goes with whatever players are on the team. Take aggy for example then and now.

we have players also. offense cupboard wasn't bare. pitching was shit last year. just be a lil better on the mound and Schloss can make a run baby. 

6 hours ago, General Specific said:

It wouldn’t surprise me if Graham the dog is the one writing it.

Pretty sure Graham embarrasses his own dog.

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9 hours ago, markstanco said:

Schloss seems to win wherever he goes with whatever players are on the team. Take aggy for example then and now.

Texags posters were saying last year that they would be better without Schloss cause the backup coach was the real talent.

3 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Texags posters were saying last year that they would be better without Schloss cause the backup coach was the real talent.

Like Tech fans and Mark Adams - the true genius behind the scenes!!

20 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Texags posters were saying last year that they would be better without Schloss cause the backup coach was the real talent.

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“Copium’s a hell of a drug”

Texags posters were saying last year that they would be better without Schloss cause the backup coach was the real talent.

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Texags posters were saying last year that they would be better without Schloss cause the backup coach was the real talent.

 

 

On 3/14/2025 at 8:33 AM, South Austin said:

Texas should fire its current meat judging coach and hire aggy's.  That would drive Luicci crazy.

This would be all kinds of hilarious...they'd lose everything.

12 hours ago, markstanco said:

Schloss seems to win wherever he goes with whatever players are on the team. Take aggy for example then and now.

Maybe them aggy players weren't quite as good as everyone though?

16 minutes ago, Drew said:

Maybe them aggy players weren't quite as good as everyone though?

Or maybe a good coach brings out the best in his players, while a coach that is one year removed from being a GA has no idea how to balance being a player’s buddy with being a hardass and demanding excellence. 

Seems like something that an AD should consider when hiring a coach to take over a team that finished in the CWS finals. 

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Texags posters were saying last year that they would be better without Schloss cause the backup coach was the real talent.

Even better.  I came across one texag who stated their record would probably be similar if Schloss had stayed.

Or maybe a good coach brings out the best in his players, while a coach that is one year removed from being a GA has no idea how to balance being a player’s buddy with being a hardass and demanding excellence. 
Seems like something that an AD should consider when hiring a coach to take over a team that finished in the CWS finals. 

I’m on board with the first part of your thought.

However, based on a show of hands, who here thinks aggy ever makes a decision based on data, facts, logic and sound reasoning? Me either. They are an emotional bunch. Driven heavily by two things, their BMDs, and whatever Texas is doing, and those two things are highly correlated.
5 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Texags posters were saying last year that they would be better without Schloss cause the backup coach was the real talent.

Did somebody keep those receipts?

34 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Did somebody keep those receipts?

I wish. They are all in those beautifully angry threads after he double-crossed them, haha. I'm too lazy to look them up. 

1 hour ago, General Specific said:

However, based on a show of hands, who here thinks aggy ever makes a decision based on data, facts, logic and sound reasoning? Me either. They are an emotional bunch. Driven heavily by two things, their BMDs, and whatever Texas is doing, and those two things are highly correlated.

We’re in complete agreement. That’s my point. They SHOULD have made a smart hire. They couldn’t because they had just been blindsided by big brother (and no high profile coaches wanted the job).  
 

So they made a stupid emotional decision driven by the players. Now they’re facing consequences. 

22 hours ago, Your Mom said:

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So....it's gone from a 100 year decision to a 13 year decision.  We should have known.

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So . . . 'bama clinched the series today with a 4-run 9th at BlueBalls Park?  Did I read that correctly?  

Oh, my.

I see aggy baseball lost again to Alabama. Winless in SEC.

edit: What JJ said. ^^^

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They ran out of bubbles.

 

Dark horse contender for 20—

Dark horse contender for 20—

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16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

So . . . 'bama clinched the series today with a 4-run 9th at BlueBalls Park?  Did I read that correctly?  

Oh, my.

4 runs courtesy of a Grand Slam.  And all 4 runs were unearned.🤣🤣

What’s RB? Reveille’s Bitch?

28 minutes ago, Js1 said:

What’s RB? Reveille’s Bitch?

Its aggie, so either it was their prior to purchase or its the initials of the driver. 

Richard Ball maybe

Aggy cosplaying SWAT knights at Renn Faire this weekend. Dorks had fake magazines and everything. 

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1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Aggy cosplaying SWAT knights at Renn Faire this weekend. Dorks had fake magazines and everything. 

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*clips

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23 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Did somebody keep those receipts?

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4 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Cant tell if aggy or not

 

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Only 3 items of flair? Not enough, even though the vehicle is maroon. Hope the driver was wearing at least a hat, jersey, and maroon adidas. 

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those idiots?!

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2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Aggy cosplaying SWAT knights at Renn Faire this weekend. Dorks had fake magazines and everything. 

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I don't understand. What does this mean?

3 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

I don't understand. What does this mean?

Went to Renaissance Festival where many folks like to dress up like medieval times or other cosplay type stuff. These tiny dicked loser aggys decided to cosplay as SWAT team members with fake kit/balaclavas/etc.  

to each their own but these losers were the clowns of the faire (and there actually people dressed as clowns so it says something). 

Dunno but now I’m down a rabbit hole reading why turkey legs at the ren faire are anachronistic. So thanks Surly.

I still don't get it. Why SWAT? Isn't that like, I don't know, cosplaying as a chicken nugget at a masonry convention? What am I failing to understand?

26 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

What am I failing to understand?

Aggies.

Aggy cosplaying SWAT knights at Renn Faire this weekend. Dorks had fake magazines and everything. 
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Mags had rounds in them.
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26 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

I still don't get it. Why SWAT? Isn't that like, I don't know, cosplaying as a chicken nugget at a masonry convention? What am I failing to understand?

Go back to page 1 of this thread and start over. Hopefully this time it will sink in.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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It was a fine piece of writing at the time given the known realities. 

How could Graham know about super secret BOM conspiracies occurring behind the backs of everyone.

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Dunno but now I’m down a rabbit hole reading why turkey legs at the ren faire are anachronistic. So thanks Surly.

Because turkeys didn't have legs during the Renaissance, duh.

46 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

I still don't get it. Why SWAT? Isn't that like, I don't know, cosplaying as a chicken nugget at a masonry convention? What am I failing to understand?

1) Fake Authority and fake power, combined with lots of delusional cult ideogies.

2) Yes, very much so.

3) see #1  and @DaggerHorns suggestion

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

What’s RB? Reveille’s Bitch?

Rosemary Beach  

Galveston would be better suited for them 

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