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1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Someone thinks it will be a good idea.  Me not so much.  

I think it's a fine idea. He should spend as much time as possible mentoring the entire team. 

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Im calling it now.

He plows a coed and it’s gets to the media. Don’t get me wrong. I absolutely would if I was in his situation, the media will eat him alive and the university will try to talk everyone into a legitimate relationship. 

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Im calling it now.
He plows a coed and it’s gets to the media. Don’t get me wrong. I absolutely would if I was in his situation, the media will eat him alive and the university will try to talk everyone into a legitimate relationship. 

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2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Im calling it now.

He plows a coed and it’s gets to the media. Don’t get me wrong. I absolutely would if I was in his situation, the media will eat him alive and the university will try to talk everyone into a legitimate relationship. 

Imma go a different path.

He gets popped for DUI between Austin/Houston and CS. Hooker and coke also found in car.

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Imma go a different path.

He gets popped for DUI between Austin/Houston and CS. Hooker and coke also found in car.

This is a decent one too.

Given that this horse race is heating up, do we make squares? How can we best gamble with each other on these scenarios?

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11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Holy shit yall will believe anything.

Dial it back there, skippy. Folks WANT to believe it because it would be epicly dumb and fun to watch. And the fact is that it IS believable, because it's just the kind of stupid-ass thing that aggy would do.

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17 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Dial it back there, skippy. Folks WANT to believe it because it would be epicly dumb and fun to watch. And the fact is that it IS believable, because it's just the kind of stupid-ass thing that aggy would do.

 

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6 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Im calling it now.

He plows a coed and it’s gets to the media. Don’t get me wrong. I absolutely would if I was in his situation, the media will eat him alive and the university will try to talk everyone into a legitimate relationship. 

Yeah, but does he get on his hog and crash it?

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8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Did you know the word 'gullible" is not in the dictionary?

Assistant Head Coach?  And Director of Player Development?  Shit, rubes....

 

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Dial it back there, skippy. Folks WANT to believe it because it would be epicly dumb and fun to watch. And the fact is that it IS believable, because it's just the kind of stupid-ass thing that aggy would do.

This right here @TrashMaster G. Why you mother fuckers gotta shit on our fun hopes and dreams?

Johnny 8ball is trying to worm his way into the program ala our own Butter Tooth since neither have current full-time employment. 

While the example is hyperbolic, some sort of "Fan Experience Captain" or "Player Life Coach" dumbass alignment is absolutely in the realm of reality. And getting popped for a DUI while transporting a hooker and blow between CS and Houston has a pretty decent chance of occurring. I mean, she will be an "influencer/model", but same same.

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9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Dial it back there, skippy. Folks WANT to believe it because it would be epicly dumb and fun to watch. And the fact is that it IS believable, because it's just the kind of stupid-ass thing that aggy would do.

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

While the example is hyperbolic, some sort of "Fan Experience Captain" or "Player Life Coach" dumbass alignment is absolutely in the realm of reality.

I mean, didn't UT hire VY for a similar role? Just sayin'

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3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

I mean, didn't UT hire VY for a similar role? Just sayin'

Vince Young won us a national championship and is akin to the Minister of Culture. He was the ultimate team player and leader while on campus  

Johnny Manziel won them NOTHING and is more like a Minister of Cocaine. When at Texas A&M, he was very open about not going to class and was being paid while playing there, violating NCAA rules. He seems like a fun guy, but is a complete clown who has only ever looked out for himself. 

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49 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Johnny Manziel won them NOTHING

Uh, the Fightin' Texum Aggies beat BAMA in Tuscaloosa behind Johnny Football, ya stoopid sip.  They were the only team to beat 'bama that year, making them the de facto co-champs of college football.

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh, the Fightin' Texum Aggies beat BAMA in Tuscaloosa behind Johnny Football, ya stoopid sip.  They were the only team to beat 'bama that year, making them the de facto co-champs of college football.

But did they make cups?

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh, the Fightin' Texum Aggies beat BAMA in Tuscaloosa behind Johnny Football, ya stoopid sip.  They were the only team to beat 'bama that year, making them the de facto co-champs of college football.

They beat 0u in the Cotton Bowl, too.

Whoop!

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