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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That isn’t really it, right? I mean, there’s no way. 

Of course it is, bc it's aggy

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21 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Of course it is, bc it's aggy

blink-182 wtf GIF

Anyone see the dumbass leon post interview.
Said “tudos” steada kudos and “tuition” steada fruition.
Wtf??

Prediction, King doesn't make it through that game. That OL will get him hurt

Even if he isn’t injured, when throws 5 picks against bama, they’re gonna get mudholed more than usual
35 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Anyone see the dumbass leon post interview.
Said “tudos” steada kudos and “tuition” steada fruition.
Wtf??

Slo'Neal didn't go to aggy to play no skool.

Q: "So, Leon, we see that you're majoring in physical education?"

L: "Naw.....PE"

 

2 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Anyone see the dumbass leon post interview.
Said “tudos” steada kudos and “tuition” steada fruition.
Wtf??

When has Leon ever opened his mouth without making it clear to everyone that Fallen Timbers State University truly was the perfect school for him. 

Sounding like Buckwheat every time he speaks is going to be the least of Leon’s problems as he goes through life. 

Leon has long been destined for a job where he gets paid by the hour. Think about it. 

Edited by Randolph Duke

On 9/4/2021 at 7:36 PM, Xian said:

I love that A&m is doing a red white and blue military theme against the only school that the military has fired on. 


Situational Awareness has never been their forte.

 

On 9/3/2021 at 6:43 PM, ousux said:

"Next year" is only a few hours away, have they engraved Jimbos trophy yet?

Yeah. You gave it away…it reads “Next Year”. Same as it ever was.

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5 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Of course it is, bc it's aggy

Fixed it

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

blink-182 wtf GIF

Reminds of the time I tried to explain aggy to this guy who flew in from Ohio for work. He had spent the previous week in Houston and encountered an aggy in the wild for the first time.

He asked me "Hey man whats the deal with Texas A&M? I met this guy in the Houston office and he was weird and I am wondering if they are all like that."

I brought up the aggy cheerleaders on YouTube and that gif was his reaction.

 

13 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Ole Miss will beat aggy by two touchdowns.  

I sure hope so.

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Siap

 

 

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It's also considered a slap in the face to misspell people's family names.

38 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Siap

 

 

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I have no idea what this means. I'd appreciate some help with it.

I have no idea what this means. I'd appreciate some help with it.
They featured Whittington at an Astros game and aggy mad it wasn't one of theirs.
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18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:
I have no idea what this means. I'd appreciate some help with it.

They featured Whittington at an Astros game and aggy mad it wasn't one of theirs.

They figured any ol' jAGS could beat Kent State. And they did. 

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Their’s is an amazing level of butthurt.

On 9/4/2021 at 9:01 PM, InkaUtexas said:

Yeah, was thinking about that. Wish Niel Young had been invited to the half time show. 

Imagine the corpse reaction when he sang “tin soldiers” …

4 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Imagine the corpse reaction when he sang “tin soldiers” …

Hell 'Southern Man'

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Hang it up on the wall at Kyle!

Looks like it's time for UT to pay the fiddler, that's for sure!

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That's fascinating.

Texas has beaten a ranked team more times in the past week (1), than A&M has in the past 8 months (zero).

 

 

Their’s is an amazing level of butthurt.

Really is. I smell a boycott
21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Hang it up on the wall at Kyle!

That's so much more important than winning a conference championship or playing in the national championship game in that same 13-year period. 

How many times were they ranked number one or two?

How bad does it hurt that even during a bad decade, there was more interest in Texas than A&M?

"We're number 4! We're number 4! We're number 4!"

Aggie should trademark that before some other loser, desperate school steals it. I'm sure they've pioneered celebrating being fourth. 

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Just wrote a letter to the Astros scolding them for allowing Jordan Whittington of Cuero, TX to throw out the first pitch while O'Neal was available.

Just now, closetohumping said:

Just wrote a letter to the Astros scolding them for allowing Jordan Whittington of Cuero, TX to throw out the first pitch while O'Neal was available.

They would have but he's still returning that int from the 3rd quarter. 

From a facebook "friend" who has a son in the corps

May be an image of text that says 'TEXAS TEXAS AGGIE YELL 1907 DERS ALETTER TO THE 12TH MAN FROM HEAD YELL LEADER MEMO SALINAS '22'

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19 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

From a facebook "friend" who has a son in the corps

May be an image of text that says 'TEXAS TEXAS AGGIE YELL 1907 DERS ALETTER TO THE 12TH MAN FROM HEAD YELL LEADER MEMO SALINAS '22'

May be an image of text

Sooooo… we’re better sports because we express our displeasure in a different (and less effective) way?
idiots

20 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

From a facebook "friend" who has a son in the corps

May be an image of text that says 'TEXAS TEXAS AGGIE YELL 1907 DERS ALETTER TO THE 12TH MAN FROM HEAD YELL LEADER MEMO SALINAS '22'

May be an image of text

If the ags are actually some "super courteous fanbase," I'd love for one of them to explain when this supposedly started and why the big change.

The 1926 death of aggy Charles Sessums during halftime of the A&M/Baylor game was a direct result of the fans around the SWC being sick and tired of the aggy students attending away A&M games being such assholes to the home team fans. The teew before the A&M/Baylor game A&M played SUM in Dallas and the aggy students attending were so bad, the Baylor decided they would be ready for them the next week in Waco.

Throughout the 1940s and 1950s, the aggys were widely despised by sports fans in texas for being such assholes.

This continues well into the 60 with the regular fights aggys would start when attending sporting events at other SWC schools (article below is from 1963).

Need I mention 1973 Rice?

So when as why did aggys quit being such assholes? Last I noticed they were still assholes. Doing typically classless things like making death threats against people who simply tell the truth about aggy history and aggy culture.

 

 

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Another tradition they have is finding controversy in all of their traditions. Every year is a new controversy whether it is uncover, horse laugh, etc

So fuckin weird. How do they keep up with all that shit.

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38 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That's so much more important than winning a conference championship or playing in the national championship game in that same 13-year period. 

How many times were they ranked number one or two?

How bad does it hurt that even during a bad decade, there was more interest in Texas than A&M?

"We're number 4! We're number 4! We're number 4!"

Aggie should trademark that before some other loser, desperate school steals it. I'm sure they've pioneered celebrating being fourth. 

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At literally any other university in the country, you try telling students how to behave and you get the polar opposite.

That letter will set the aggy rabble straight.

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

You mean I can make 9 mil per year and get a blowjob from Leah Knight every week while the AD spreads wide every time I ask for something? Who’s on top now Taylor Jacobs?!

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

If the ags are actually some "super courteous fanbase," I'd love for one of them to explain when this supposedly started and why the big change.

The 1926 death of aggy Charles Sessums during halftime of the A&M/Baylor game was a direct result of the fans around the SWC being sick and tired of the aggy students attending away A&M games being such assholes to the home team fans. The teew before the A&M/Baylor game A&M played SUM in Dallas and the aggy students attending were so bad, the Baylor decided they would be ready for them the next week in Waco.

Throughout the 1940s and 1950s, the aggys were widely despised by sports fans in texas for being such assholes.

This continues well into the 60 with the regular fights aggys would start when attending sporting events at other SWC schools (article below is from 1963).

Need I mention 1973 Rice?

So when as why did aggys quit being such assholes? Last I noticed they were still assholes. Doing typically classless things like making death threats against people who simply tell the truth about aggy history and aggy culture.

 

 

aggy heels jpg.jpg

1963 aggy UT basketball fight.jpeg

Remember the time that dumbass core douche pulled a sword on a DPS officer, because I remember

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Well no shit he’s happy in CS. He has zero expectations. He can continue losing to every good team, beat up on the FCS teams and then they’ll throw more cash his way. 

32 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Same energy

Also from FSU 2 weeks before he left 

 

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Added tweet

 

Is it correct he still has no buyout in his contract? If so, exactly what is gonna stop him from leaving? His love of bumfuck? Maybe his love of the fact that they will keep overpaying him.
50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I mean he gets paid an obscene amount of money and is treated like a god because of a championship he won 8 years ago at a different school. He’s accomplished nothing while at aggy yet is treated like the 2nd coming of Vince Lombardi.

2 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

From a facebook "friend" who has a son in the corps

May be an image of text that says 'TEXAS TEXAS AGGIE YELL 1907 DERS ALETTER TO THE 12TH MAN FROM HEAD YELL LEADER MEMO SALINAS '22'

May be an image of text

So…Horns down is not mentioned in that note!

2 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

From a facebook "friend" who has a son in the corps

May be an image of text that says 'TEXAS TEXAS AGGIE YELL 1907 DERS ALETTER TO THE 12TH MAN FROM HEAD YELL LEADER MEMO SALINAS '22'

May be an image of text

Yea cool letter. Now can you please point me in the direction of the aggy DL? I need some ketamine, weed, and an unlicensed handgun.

Anyone giving Colorado a chance this weekend?

Looks like aggy is giving 17. They better not have 5 turnovers though.

Who knows though.
3 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Looks like aggy is giving 17. They better not have 5 turnovers though.

Who knows though.

I lost betting Kent State +29.5 last week bc their kicker sucks, but I feel pretty good about CU +16.5 in Boulder. 

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