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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Doesn't make his face less punchable, imo.

Someone should make a bracket for this...would be a good offseason thread. Use current CFP format with 12 teams and have top 4 most punchable faces with a bye then round out the bracket. Would it be active in CFB or all time? I'd lean more to active. 

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33 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Dabo is from small town Bama, I don't think its fake.

 

 

Dabo is a legit redneck. Brian Kelly on the other hand is from Massachusetts so his Cajun schtick is completely fabricated.

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8 hours ago, royiv said:

Dabo is a legit redneck. Brian Kelly on the other hand is from Massachusetts so his Cajun schtick is completely fabricated.

One can be a legit redneck and a total phony.

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4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Somehow this feels more racist than probably the black guy you posted haha

I can see that.  Not how I meant it though.
 

I piggybacked on Tbone's post about "Kevin Hart" and slapping. But then I quickly remembered it was Chris Rock who got slapped, and Kevin was just the mediator between Chris & Will Smith. 
 

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Lincoln Riley getting savaged by Petros Papadakis for ending the USC-ND rivalry.

"College football has been taken over by the television companies, one of which I work for as you know. But honestly none of that in my opinion has anything to do with USC-Notre Dame, and should not have anything to do with USC-Notre Dame. And that’s the beauty of USC-Notre Dame is that it transcends conference realignment, it transcends the NIL, and it transcends all of these different twists and turns in the sport. If it can survive World Wars it should be able to survive the selfishness and the absolute myopic nature of the era we live in. It’s ridiculous to think that it wouldn’t. Because Lincoln Riley doesn’t like it? Who the hell is Lincoln Riley in the grand scheme of things when it comes to USC and Notre Dame?”

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“It just really bothers me that there’s people who have never put on the uniform, don’t even have an association with either university that think of themselves as advocates for USC just because they carry water for a guy like Lincoln Riley. And I’m talking about Colin Cowherd and his ilk and they sit here and try to tell everybody what’s best for USC? And that the Big Ten is not viable anymore to have this non-conference game. As if in an expanded college football playoff it’s going to help USC to schedule Missouri State and Georgia State?"

“And Lincoln Riley trying to wriggle out of Notre Dame. I’ve got news for you, if you can’t beat Maryland or Minnesota, what the hell are you worried about playing Notre Dame or not. Collect the revenue. USC is not even close to competing. And if they were fourth in the Big Ten, trust me having Notre Dame on their resume, win or lose, is a lot better than beating someone 60-0 that is Missouri State. It’s just very sad to me… Any argument being made, the Big Ten, travel, all of this stuff. It all goes by the wayside. It’s USC-Notre Dame. There’s billions of dollars involved and the players are getting paid. Are you kidding? We’re not going to play this? It’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard in my life.”

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14 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Can you imagine kowtowing to a guy who is 15 and 11 in the last two years?  Tell Lincoln to get tough or get fucked.  Fucking pussies.  

"Get Tough or Get Fucked"  is decent SurlyMotto material.

 

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"Get Tough or Get Fucked"  is decent SurlyMotto material.
 

Might go in the Diddy thread too. I haven’t thought or heard of papadakis in years. Didn’t even know he was still alive.
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Just now, Jkwellborn said:


Might go in the Diddy thread too. I haven’t thought or heard of papadakis in years. Didn’t even know he was still alive.

I think that would be Get Tough and Get Fucked, though.

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4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Might go in the Diddy thread too. I haven’t thought or heard of papadakis in years. Didn’t even know he was still alive.

People hate his voice, but he’s one the best color guys and personalities in college football. 

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

People hate his voice, but he’s one the best color guys and personalities in college football. 

This is an indictment of all the dumb fucks doing college football broadcasts on tv.

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5 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

This is an indictment of all the dumb fucks doing college football broadcasts on tv.

When he first arrived i admit that i disliked him for the most surface of reasons: his appearance and his voice. I was dumb. After awhile it was obvious that he was funny, informative and damn good at every gig he did. 

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14 hours ago, Chooky said:

When he first arrived i admit that i disliked him for the most surface of reasons: his appearance and his voice. I was dumb. After awhile it was obvious that he was funny, informative and damn good at every gig he did. 

His appearance doesn’t bother me at all…

 

his voice is brutally awful.

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On 5/18/2025 at 9:17 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

Can a black person have a punchable face?

 

Muhammed Ali thought so. 

 

In the leadup to his fight with George Foreman, Muhammad Ali famously told reporters, “I’ve wrestled with alligators, I’ve tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning and throw thunder in jail. You know I’m bad, just last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.”

 

 "It's gonna be a chilla, and a killa, and a thrilla, when I fight the Gorilla in Manila." 

 

Ali played up Liston's scary image and cast himself in the role of hero readying to slay a dragon. "He's too ugly to be world champion," Ali crowed. "The world champ should be pretty like me!"

 

 'I'll Beat Him so Bad He'll Need a Shoehorn to Put His Hat On!'

 

Ali got another great line off on one of my pals, asking him if he boxed. "I've boxed a little bit," my friend said." "What'd you box, apples or oranges?" Ali shot back. 

 

'You're That Ugly Fella' to Trevor Burbick

 

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2645884-ranking-muhammad-alis-10-greatest-lines-of-trash-talk

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Missed this departure...

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Back in late April, Lincoln Riley made the decision to part ways with his longtime head strength coach Bennie Wylie at USC.

Wylie was entering his fourth season with the Trojans after following Riley from Oklahoma, where he spent four seasons and was instrumental in the three of the Big 12 titles and a pair of College Football Playoff appearances for the Sooners. 

Now Wylie has landed at a Texas high school leading their strength department.

Huntsville HS (TX), a school of about 1,900 students in grades 9-12, announced the college strength coaching veteran as their new head strength and conditioning coach.

A graduate of Sam Houston State, Wylie will now work just a few miles up the road from the Bearkats campus.

The stop at the Texas high school ranks is the latest in a career that includes college stops at programs like Texas, Tennessee and Texas Tech, where he and Riley both worked under the iconic Mike Leach in Lubbock.

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6 minutes ago, Constant said:

OU is back in the playoff, and Lincoln’s headed to the Alamo Bowl to play TCU. It is a great day. 

More interested in this game than most of the other options.

I can see it going horribly wrong for the Frogs, but might be interesting for some of the younger players on the roster.

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On 12/7/2025 at 2:49 PM, Stunns38 said:


Yall dodged a bullet

In the words of a zen master as told by Gust Avrakotos, "We'll see".

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On 5/14/2025 at 9:22 AM, satyanash said:

After fleeing the SEC, Riley is now fleeing Notre Dame. USC is cancelling their annual rivalry game with Notre Dame after 100 years.

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Ross Dellenger: Notre Dame, USC rivalry series ending next year as Irish finalize 2-year deal with BYU

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One of college football’s most storied rivalry series is going on hiatus. Despite months of negotiations, USC and Notre Dame officials have failed to reach an agreement on playing what would be the 97th game in the series next year and are now each exploring replacement opponents for 2026, multiple sources tell Yahoo Sports. In fact, the Irish are finalizing a two-year agreement with BYU to play the Cougars in 2026-27. Next year’s game will be in October in Provo, Utah, before a return game the next season in South Bend, Indiana.

The temporary end of the USC-Notre Dame series is a jarring move and something that’s only happened once in nearly 80 years. Next year’s game would have been the 79th consecutive meeting, excluding the COVID-impacted 2020 season. The series began in 1926 and was only paused for a three-year stretch during World War II, before the arrival of the pandemic.

Steeped in great players, colorful coaches and rich tradition, the Irish and Trojans hold a pedigree unlike any in the sport’s history, as they’ve combined to win 24 national championships, 15 Heisman Trophy winners and have produced more than 1,000 NFL draftees — believed to be the highest combined total of any college football rivalry series.

Yet, scheduling complications and College Football Playoff implications were at the root of the series’ demise, according to those familiar with the negotiations. The latest round of discussions among administrators at each school fizzled over the last two weeks — a stunning about-face. In fact, the two programs were on the verge of finalizing a two-year extension of their agreement in late November, with USC agreeing to host Notre Dame next season on the traditional date after Thanksgiving and the Irish hosting in 2027.

However, USC officials determined that the game date was not ideal considering past decisions from the CFP selection committee in punishing schools for losses, especially those late in the season. The latest discussions between Trojans athletic director Jen Cohen and ND athletic director Pete Bevacqua centered around a possible game next year on Week Zero, though that did not materialize. T

he two administrators have agreed to work to restart the series as soon as 2030, those with knowledge of their talks told Yahoo Sports. Meanwhile, the Irish are expected to soon announce their new series with Big 12 member BYU — an interesting development considering what transpired earlier this month. Notre Dame opted out of a bowl game after missing the College Football Playoff. The Irish would have played BYU in the Pop-Tarts Bowl.

The team’s decision to opt out, as well as critical comments from Bevacqua over the CFP selection, triggered a backlash from several administrators within college sports, especially Big 12 commissioner Brett Yormark, who publicly chided Bevacqua’s comments two weeks ago.

Notre Dame’s schedule and position in the CFP is a subject of constant consternation among those in college athletics as the school remains only one of two independent programs in FBS (UConn is the other) and has a guaranteed path to the CFP in future years if they finish inside the top 12 in the rankings. The Irish play five ACC games each season in an agreement with that league, have annual traditional games against Stanford (ACC) and Navy, as well as normally playing USC along with one or two other Big Ten programs.

The Irish haven’t necessarily shied away from big matchups. As part of the program’s Shamrock Series, Notre Dame kicks off next season with Wisconsin at Lambeau Field and plays Purdue and Michigan State. The Irish recently struck a 10-year, annual scheduling agreement with Clemson, assuring the two programs meet for the next decade — with or without the ACC deal — and they’ve played Texas A&M each of the last two seasons with future matchups scheduled against Auburn and Texas.

 

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9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

The Irish haven’t necessarily shied away from big matchups. As part of the program’s Shamrock Series, Notre Dame kicks off next season with Wisconsin at Lambeau Field and plays Purdue and Michigan State.

Those three teams combined to go 10-26 this season.

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Just a Murderer's Row of Big 10 teams. 

No, Notre Dame can get fucked. Join the Big 10 if you want to play USC going forward. USC has to go to Indiana next season and plays Ohio State, Oregon, Washington. Why help Notre Dame's SOS since they now just have to be 12 to get in the playoff with a shitty schedule. 

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